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[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110449
 10.03.2015

XHHH: I saw a sign of some left shop of electronics today
xxxh: there in a row were written some of its advantages, but remembered only the last xxxh: "cheaper only stolen" o_O

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110448
 10.03.2015
xxx: there is a program to send people to Mars and their settlement there (irreversible)
X: Ranish thought what to do there would be boring and you could go crazy.
xxx: but shakes thought it was enough to take a notepad, guitar, tablet with sequencers and tens of years can be spent on the muzzle + cut down the bubble wnuckam making the first in the universe extraterrestrial group
Thirty Seconds on Mars :D

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №110447
 10.03.2015
Frozen in transparent ice grains of anti-ice reagent. and hopelessness.

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110446
 10.03.2015
Sometimes I want to get married. Right here marriage. No, not only for sex, but for the sake of God, and not for the husband's salary to be taken away, leaving a hundred rubles for travel, and for lunch let him take a brake with cocklets. I want someone to be silent with. That there is a person near you to whom you can say, “Mmmm?” – and he tells you, “Ugua” – and everything is clear.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №110445
 10.03.2015
XX: Do you have any work experience?
YYY: There is experience, no work.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110444
 10.03.2015
I told him I needed a monitor. I got a Samsung 27 inches. I felt a bounce, because all 23 connect, no vga output works. I changed the patch, it worked. I sit with the monic 27 inches, the man who gave me it comes in and squeezed it - like all things. I said I changed the firmware and I will not give Monic.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110443
 10.03.2015
Drown in ashes > Kavaleria How independent are you on a scale from 1 to 10 cats?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №110442
 10.03.2015
Sex with my wife is an interesting and exciting activity.
I: Why do you knock on the palm while you make me go?
Wife: Tula was depicted.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110441
 09.03.2015
On March 8, 21-30, a perforator is thrown from the neighbors with the subsequent knocking of dumbels in the wall.
Not otherwise from the husband marital duty in honor of the holiday sought.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110440
 09.03.2015
A girl is not a burger, a girl is an ice cream. It is necessary not to swallow immediately, but to use with taste and not in a hurry - that would melt.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110439
 09.03.2015
The Women’s Forum.
What to give to a man who has everything?
Forum: What are his interests in life? What does the guy dream of?
He dreams of a family.
Give him a family! Negro and Negro!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110438
 09.03.2015
What is a prelude from a man?

What is sex without a prelude from a woman:
Options are many. for example:
Barbering without foam.
Wear tight shoes without a spoon.
Cook food without oil.
Trying to remove the engagement ring from the thick finger.


[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №110437
 09.03.2015
Football is the footballer, Yellowstone is the Yellowstone, and Shakespeare is the Copytreas. Feel how English is losing its magic charm!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №110436
 09.03.2015
here here.
Wish me happiness in person.
To be so bad... I
Just on the edge...
Let it be a plus in.
Karma is going.
— — —
As I understand you, the same shit in life.
I want to find my half. =) is

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №110435
 09.03.2015
The morning. He got up a little before his girlfriend. After a while she began to wake up. Go to bed to embrace her. Next the phrase that made my day: "Well, what are you lying down? I have a calibration now.)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110434
 09.03.2015
Sanchez: day another parkour saves, here at night zombies sharp, like diarrhea, the worse you will go through
Is it possible to stay overnight? The night mission?
You press on the bed and it’s morning.
Ivanovich: fucking like in life

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №110433
 09.03.2015
* about sending a colleague on a solo trip to business users*
Do you realize that we’re throwing her on a tiger’s throw?
What is this tiger? We are throwing it into the dust.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №110432
 09.03.2015
Any song from My Little Pony is better than all Russian pop, because there is no hypocrisy in the pony that has so overwhelmed our fucking estrade.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110431
 09.03.2015
Do you want to insure your international package, as is accepted in normal developed countries? In your post office you can insure your life and health, car citizenship and apartment. But not a package. I am crying :(

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №110430
 09.03.2015
You are here for gender equality. What would he do if in our society they would rather hold the door to a woman with empty hands than to a man with two bags and a backpack?

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