The girl cut off her hand to prove the power of her love."

It has always been interesting how the power of love is associated with cuts in the arm, jumping under the train and harakiri?

As in an anecdote:

For me, a beautiful girl risked her life.
How is it?
She said she would rather jump into the river than marry me.

Case at work: In 2015, the company purchased several books for staff.
Every employee receives a letter on a shared disk – what would you think? Schedule of Reading!
In addition, the schedule lies on the shared disk and is closed with the rights of the network administrator.
That is, in order to subscribe to the reading, you need, in addition to recording in the file, to request personal access to the file itself!
"Son, I stood in line for coupons for 3 hours!" - it doesn't seem strange anymore)

XXX: How is it in English: discoloration? I am writing an article in English about the USSR.
Tagged: fisting

The Saratov News:
The driver of trolley bus No. 3 took the route No. 16 this morning. About this IA correspondent "Versiya-Saratov" told one of the passengers of public transport. “I sat down in the ‘three’ and the ‘sixteenth’ didn’t go because of some obstacle in the city center. Then it became known that it is still possible to travel", — told the publisher. According to her, after this in the trolleybus cabin was held a sort of vote. “The majority of votes decided that this trolleybus would be the 16th,” she added, adding that after several stops she had to leave public transportation.

And if daddy was like many on: fishing, in the town, on the role-playing games of knights, on football or hockey for his team to get sick constantly went out, did not have a lot of hobbies when there is no daddy's home. Maybe he is not angry? He’s just not there, and you don’t even think of him.
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Ahh :) I had a wonderful time working remotely on my dream job. It ended a year after I got married because I had to go to work in the office.

Three years later, his wife confessed: "I knew with my brains that when you sit at the computer, you are busy, you make money. And the heart... just didn’t cope, all the reflexes demanded to immediately pull you out and load something on the household!

yy: I'll wrap myself in a plank, turn off the lights, sit in front of the window and look at the snowflakes against the backdrop of the sad lights.

nn: straight vanilla

yy: almost, if not one "but"

I didn’t shave for a week.

By the way, here our frontenders finally made a great joke, I can't help but share. :DD
While one glued the moment of tapping, the other said to him - look more carefully, do not glue to your hands, or you can run the current on the php.

A conversation between two former students who discussed philosophical topics a little earlier:
The Department of Philosophy could be proud of us.
Go for the machine.
We are old for machines.
Up to 27 years old
Tell it to my soldier.
The reader!! to
rather than a donor.

Have you tried to shoot from a 100 meters shell? Or at least 25? Every second leaves in milk by 25. You won’t be targeted at a hundred.
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I tried the collection. hit the target. And my friend, the KMS of the shooting, without a gunshot put on the 280 of the 300 and said, "Comrade Colonel, I went or still shoot?"

In response to the question asked by the New York Times: “If you had the opportunity to go back and kill Hitler while he was a baby, would you agree?” It is impossible to stay aside.”

I’d better fuck Marilyn Monroe.

Zzz by baby?

YY Member

Appeal of Pavlensky

1 and this is the worst organization of the country!

2 Probably not. He would try to splash in the temple!

The next number in the Fibonacci series is the sum of the previous two.

Captain Hypothenus

We went to a cat exhibition. For the first time I struck the Sphinx... He’s all so warm, pulsating, slightly silky...
And all that! My personal life is covered in a bronze basin! I remember the cat right now!! to

I sit in a line with the dentist, a woman comes in to ask something and communicate from the doctor the phrase "you are what you can eat since yesterday!", smiled everyone))

Third day all pages of Donzova and the publishing company "Exmo" in social networks are obscured with links to all torrents-trackers in the world and in fact to distributions (to torrent files).

A friend asked me to watch his grandfather’s radio, saying, “Look, I don’t understand this, something doesn’t work.” In general, I took this rare radio, and it has medium and long waves written in the front... In general, the radio works, just no more stations on these waves.)

Correspondence with Mom:

Olga
It’s only 11:30 and I’ve almost eaten all the cheese.
So long before dinner.
Find another man for lunch.

Nina
and eat

Adamych©: We went to the Zags. A boy runs in the wardrobe - 4 years old, his mother stands and sets out, Tanya asks him how they are called? He is a parasite, well, they stumbled, he asks, and kindly how? He is a parasite.)

I want to love you to the bottom!
I wonder, where is my bottom?

Whether you play computer shooters, read books, collect flash boxes, watch movies, play on the trumpet, draw amateur paintings, weave macrame or travel, there will always be a relative or a pseudo-friend who will water the shit from the bottom of anonymous on the left of the resource, the fact that you dare to spend your personal time on yourself, when you could instead free to pull His sofas, free to take His hometown to the stations and dig His gardens.