From the news:

Conchita Wurst intends to dispel the negative perception of the Russians about her and travel with a tour of the cities of Russia. The Russian Foreign Ministry has already warned Conchita that she may not return from this tour.

I wrote a children's journal without delivery (fuck it!), today received a notification of his arrival, after working on the mail, once fell even, a small one at home, waiting for the magazine. There is no line! by YES! I extend the notice. A woman, an employee of the post office, looked at the notice:
Oh, I will not give it to you!
– and?!!! to
I don’t know where this all lies! Come here tomorrow at 9am.
and gone!

Battled with their dogs! This is a cat resource! Admin, cat and shredder!

From Habr:
"There are more bacteria in the phone than in the toilet!", "There are more bacteria in the kitchen than in the toilet!", "There are more bacteria in the chair than in the toilet!", "There are more bacteria on the keyboard than in the toilet!"
Why do they continue to compare everything in a row to such an apparently sterile place as the toilet? Why have we not moved to permanent residence in public toilets yet?

to this:
When something hurts and I don’t know why, I go to the doctor.
xxx: when something"s hurt" at the comp, I go to the programmer
Hello, I say I don’t have a computer.
xxx: and I get a genius phrase: "and why?"

and
Probably because you’re asking a genius question. You don’t just say to the doctor, “Hello, I have something hurt,” but you clarify what, where and how.
I'm a girl, I don't know the technique, so I always tell you what happened to my comp, phone, reader. I have never been asked "And why". Learn to formulate questions.

The ancient Africans did not know about the existence of Jews, so they blamed evil spirits for all their misfortunes and failures.

A friend after the sale of the car did not take off, came a fine, no insurance, no money. He tells me -" well, I understand myself an adult, free man, I will always find money", takes the phone, calls -" Allo maaaaaaaaaaam"

I add :
I read somewhere:
All men are divided into three categories.
1st Daenerys' ass is thick
2nd Daenerys' normal ass
Three John Snow is cute!"
and +++
4 is Who fucking are all these people?

XXX: My seventh screw decided it was unreal and now insisted on replacing it with a license. It would be nothing, but it is a license. As a result - updates are not loaded, the computer hangs like the last sickle. Who is to blame? How to upload updates without harming your health and wallet (paying a second time for a license must)?
YYY: That is what! In the eighth, I realized that it was a real...

One of the first comments to the news about the robot-avatar for the Russian army:
Skynet: Does anyone know where to find wood?and (

Yes, I was also very offended when I was a child, that the boys had interesting tools at work, and we had sewing, sewing and cooking...Maybe, some boy is looking eagerly at the sewing machine...But is it interesting, really sewing and cooking someone taught in school? If not, then you have to do something with the training program. In any case, to smooth the pants and, if necessary, to stretch the broken pocket is not less necessary to a man than a grandmother - to change the pad in the crane.

This is:

Strange creatures these women, thickness in kilograms measured...

and men measure the volume in grams, and nothing)

What is the black box in the plane?

There is a different hernia.
The part writes the parameters of flight (how different aircraft systems work), such as:
OOOO 80 %
AAA standard
and ZBS
Parts write conversations of crew, such as:
What a cute ass with this stewardess!
I don’t advise you, she has a mandala.

XX: Thank you, very informative, especially "o-a-y" and "class ass". Can you describe the work of the curved-shutdown mechanism of the diesel DWS?

See also: Nea I didn’t even have a diesel car.
But I suspect it is somewhere like this: Mr. Gir-gir.

Girl, are you alone?
I am with ghosts.
and----
The correct answer:
So sorry then. I will not disturb you.

Could the beds run for a while too?

___________
What did you think, Sasha?! to

Therefore: men, cute, we love care very much and are ready to say thank you, to give threads for mood and good sex, but not when in response to care you need to wipe off the whole apartment from the consequences of care. Bring the matter to a logical end.

Commentary from a man. I fully agree and support. Care should be a concern, not an attempt to get even more tired ;)

Brothers, we need help! You need to find a buyer for a small company (oil gas, telemetry), office in Nizhnevartovsk, staff of 75 employees, annual turnover of about one and a half billion rubles. The company is currently owned by a German company, which will close it if no buyer is found. The bill goes literally for days.

I worked somehow in photo services "all-in-one"... once bring the file into mpeg4 convert under the old DVD player and write it to the disk. In short, the work of the current sea, to stay after closure to dozen - not a novelty. Already under the very curtain we remember the disk, the envelope, the recording. Check to see if it is registered. Starting out, there is porn.
A dialogue between the two photographers:
Who puts that light? All skin defects are visible.
UUU: you better look - Ikeevskaya bed, single-use. The lights from there.
Damn, fuck her with the bed. The reflector came into the frame.
WU: By the way, there is no mention of what was taken?
Where is "there"? But I will tell you so. This is the "fiveth second".
UUU: Hey, I’ve always been interested – do they write the sound immediately or do they sound afterwards?
XXX is immediately. with a microphone. It appears to be recorded on the stick.
UUU: Interestingly, they made the entrance screenshot in Ulead`e, but this transition, which just was, is not from the standard set.
XX: Probably it was proven. I found it on the net, then I will show it.
and STOP. Now the question is vital.
and xxx:?
WOW: All this shit doesn’t just excite me, it’s angry?
XX: I am only excited by the “fifth” of the above, and it is weak.

Millions of years of evolution, hundreds of years of technological progress, dozens of computerization, and all for you to scratch your salary card.

Yoshe4ka

I have bloody tears in my eyes turning from the headlines of the kind of “Top-10”, “5 tips”, “3 ways”, “100 reasons” and the like.

Darthslider

The shock! 100 reasons to read 5 tips on how to make the top-10 in 3 ways!
P.S No of SMS.

c) the habr