Managers of escort agencies complain: the demand for walks with models from Ukraine has fallen sharply.

awakeman: I lie down with my wife, sleep, she can't fit me. Mathematics by word. He tries to lie down, and after 5 minutes he says: - Fuck, you are so big, I am on your body like a mistake...

They are embarrassed!

Explain someone please. Why on dating sites many girls indicate in the questionnaire "I am looking for a guy", for the purpose of "Friendship and communication, correspondence"? Do you lack communication with guys? Or are they embarrassed to put in the "target" something more? I will not understand...
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If a girl puts in the questionnaire "I want sex", she will get such offers! Moreover, if you explain that you want sex, but not with this individual, you will be offended, you will start watering the shit. If you want sex, it doesn’t matter with whom, right? Girls are very, very, very different with whom. Even if you really want.

You just don’t understand or appreciate that just walking on the ground and seeing the beauty of flowers and trees is great!
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What led you to think that you know best what people need for happiness? Do you really think that you can decide for everyone that you have so known the human race that you can explain to everyone what to do?

Why, well, why do such people need humanity to build up in a shelter and go to realize its idea of happiness? Why not be different, strive for different goals, experience joy from different things? Meeting surfers and climbers can tell each other a lot of interesting things, share joy. Meeting lovers of trees and flowers can go together into the forest, and rest with the soul. Meeting sherengists can only cry because they can’t drive people into their shelter.

People have been trying for thousands of years to understand what happiness is and how to it, and here you came and said, “Just walk the earth and see the beauty of flowers and trees.” Eat, thinkers, this is the answer. Cry those who are happy, taking a child or a puppy in their arms, climbing the top of a mountain, or flying in the airplane to the sky, it just seems to you that you are happy, in fact - a march to smell the flowers.

This time we watched with the daughter of Jake and the pirates of Netlandy on plus plus. There Jake, along with his friends and Captain Crook got into the fountain of youth and almost drowned. They became very small. They were rescued by the helper. As it turned out, for this they had to find the oldest plant in the forest - grandfather gladiolus. I immediately got a question:
Why is Grandfather's gladiolus the oldest plant, and not, for example, some ancient oak or an aged pine on the thin end?
Almost immediately, she answered herself:
Because of gladiolus.

I sit on I Fucking Love The Science, reading something about the gene responsible for brain enlargement. The maid comes in, looks at the screen and silently goes out. I think she'll think now what kind of smart she has, what articles she reads. And suddenly comes the realization that in English she does not know how to read, and the entire site around the article is decorated with half-naked asses and breasts falling out of the underwear. Now I am afraid to imagine what she actually thought...

Okay okay?! to

Women don’t need sex as such. They view it as a favor and as a means of obtaining material nodes without effort. They do not have a lack of sex (they are basically easier to get it). They, unlike most guys, can do without him for years.
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When I met my now-husband, I had one thought in my head: I want him in all positions, straight, straight here and then. Because he was – oh! - a cool fighter of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, with a slender posture, a very kind and cheerful smile, smart eyes and a chic sense of humor. If they don’t want you, that doesn’t mean that the problem is in the girls. Maybe you’re just "unwilling" in a number of parameters. For example, treat women as frigid prostitutes - and they hear this attitude toward themselves at a moment.

The Miracles:

and *******

Women don’t need sex as such. They view it as a favor and as a means of obtaining material nodes without effort. They do not have a lack of sex (they are basically easier to get it). They, unlike most guys, can do without him for years.

and *******
The girl. Sex is needed. As a service or as a means of material goods I never considered - I earn myself. There is a lack of sex - only recently loved one for a couple of months left. It was difficult.

And you are a self-confident lamb who has read these of your internet sites.

It’s amazing how confident people are about things they don’t understand. I am sad :(

“In our class, the lifting rate is 15 times, and I can’t even hang on the turbine for more than 15 seconds!
This problem is solved simply: you have to have time to stretch 15 times in 15 seconds.

When GDP growth has freezed to zero, it is convenient to double it, to lose it.

What is the phone of the future?

This is a device with a button set and a device for automatic set, a telephone tube and speaker, an electronic diary for twenty years and a personal address guide of the owner, a telephone guide, a billing device, a clock, a sound signaler, a keyboard. At least this is how the English designers see it.

The basis of the device is an eight-bit microprocessor with a sufficiently extensive memory of sixty-four thousand bytes. This device can be used as a telex device and an electronic notebook. Only here to learn how to manage from this abyss of possibilities will not be easy at all, maybe you will have to organize special courses and at the end of them to take the exam on the right to talk on the phone.

Knowledge is power. 1987 number 1, page 117.

- Lucia, you are all so tight, graceful...How do you do that?
I do folk dances.
How interesting! And what ones?
and striptease.
Is it... a folk dance?
I don’t know, people like it.

X: Yyy, do you have a washing machine?
yyy: wool and delicate strap
xxx: and I have a separate for cottons - cottons ;)
XXX - Cotton
YYYYYYY: =
More than one cat needs to be washed.
XXX: The Punch
YYYYYYYYYYYY

Glory to Ukraine! Freedom of Savchenko!
This is, in fact, a rally in memory of Nemtsov.
He went to the ass! Glory to Ukraine! Freedom of Savchenko!
(Listened to today)

Do you have a 4/5/6 iPhone?
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Do they have different charges???? to
O_O

Laziness overcomes everything: good, evil, and common sense.

I remembered:

There are no states
“Fu, how rough,” said Ostap, entering, “it is immediately visible that it is a province. They would write, as they write in Moscow, “No shirt”, decently and nobly. People are happy at home.

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Chelyabinsk region, a small town. At the door of the zoo! It says there is no fish. Imagine how people go there:
For me, please, two hundred grams of guppies, half a kilo of barbus and a kilogram of gold.

And will never find, unless at any time on the path of life, a professional server tourist will not meet, who will explain to him in detail.

Server tourist, a reservation according to Torvalds.

The question:
I’m a woman, and honestly I didn’t communicate so much with different members, but it happened that all my men wore shorts and the penis was steered vertically up. Is it easier to get in the toilet, or to grow too big?
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Or to meet a beautiful girl looking cool because of the strap of the pants?

(Discussions about the vehicle configuration)

Here is a luke on the roof.

Yyy: Okay, I’ve always thought about it, and why do I need it at all? Especially the air conditioner.

xxx to go on ?

YYY: great function, need to take