I spoke recently with friends. Here comes one to the boss, says - "Peter Alexandrovich, I need to leave sooner." And he is like, “For what reason? How busy will you be? When will you return?” We have how! You approach, you say, “Vasya, I need to leave early!” And he looks at you light-lighted like this, and like this, “Shuyali?”

It was good in childhood: the car broke, don't drive - ask your relatives for 30 kopecks, buy a new battery and ride where you want.

I make belts of allegiance to beautiful girls.
Expensive, long, design models, according to your size, by order, by key :)

Under the key! :D

Of 60 group members (two groups) in the specialty, we only work 12. Close to Specialty 8.
Someone else is... a puppy.
I don’t work professionally either.
I am professionally a fool.
Zzzz: I am a fool in both specialties. I work foolish. I’m foolish with my competitors. I think wonderfully

The dog during our lunch changed the place of his stay: under the chair of a baby ~ 2 years old.
The husband:
I wonder, is this Lada now sitting there?
The child is dropping.

XHH: And it happens – I look at the resume, seemingly less and less. Not special, but at least you can see. Data for contact - opezdal13@ And what does a person think when sending a resume of such a soap?
WOW: There is nothing to talk about like that. Any literate person knows what is right to write opezdol

If you witness a crime, you must call the police. Everything else has a chance to end in prison for you already. Do you want to live in the Middle Ages and concepts or in the 21st century and the rule of law?
and----
Formally, you are absolutely right. No one has the right to demand more from you. But in fact it is a question of justified or unjustified risk. The police will be on the spot in 20 minutes. Maybe even 40. Or maybe more. And if you want to live in the 21st century or in the 34th, in a rule of law or on the Alpha Centauri, all this time, sorry, no one will fuck.

If you stop drinking, then in essence, nothing is lost, just sometimes there is a feeling - you need to drink:(

Context advertising is burning too.
The whole week I watched films about Pila, all seven films. Now the advertisement offers me to buy a pile.

Maybe he thinks I want to continue his business.

This is:
It’s also fine when a girl doesn’t know what to give a guy – maybe they haven’t been familiar for so long. But when the wife does not know what to give to her husband... You married a man - and you do not know what he is interested in, what subjects and spheres of life are interesting to him, what he values, what is pleasant to him? Can’t or don’t want to talk to him about his interests, plans, tastes?
Are you married to an unfamiliar and unfamiliar person?and "

A genius of logic, and you didn’t think that sometimes you just don’t have the opportunity to buy what he really wants? So you try to pick up something neutral and pleasant. My well-known husband, for example, wants a spinning for 15 tr, and I am on maternity leave. Do I give him a gift for his money? He also loves beautiful shirts. But he chooses them exclusively for himself, because in terms of clothing he is very cunning. So that...

Today I come to the gym with my wife's sister, and everyone I know holds my hand with the words: "man!", "beautiful", "cruet" and so on. I’m not going to dispel myths, let them envy :)
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To betray what a feat and how respectworthy and jealous behavior is to betray a wife.

I congratulated my colleague with DR, how do you think the message "FIRST" by SMS at 00:01 is enough? )

CTpaHHoe: In your city at 3 p.m. you can find a prostitute, drugs, the meaning of life. but not the rj-45 connector and not the SC-32 battery

XHH: In connection with the increasing number of cases of compliance with the law, I don’t even know how to offer bribery to the Haishnikovs.

I am sitting here, as always in the morning, thinking that this job has borne me. I open the mail, and I am in the banner area right away: you will appreciate the benefits of working at McDonald's!!!! I think I have a normal job.)

In the anti-world near the entrances, young girls sit on the benches and call the old prostitutes who pass by.

did not sleep. I am cheerful, cheerful, a man cries his nose and falls asleep on the table.
You look like you’ve been paying marriage debts all night.
You look like you are not.

Lastalayka: Once reading Lukyanenko’s Labyrinth of Reflections, in the morning, the demand turned on the electric plate and, looking at the red circle of the conformity, thought: the graphics are shit. They could not even paint the fire normally!"

My colleague has been in our organization for 10 years. It was built under the first husband's surname. During the time of work, she divorced, returned the girl's surname, recently married a second time and again changes the surname. In the documents, which, as it turned out, were not very accurately conducted, with her surname in the documents a catavasia is created - the same Olga in different places appears under three different names. Given that a colleague is a financially responsible person, this creates problems.

Headbuch after the correction of the next cushion (dark):

– Olya, if this marriage is not forever, I will suffocate you with my hands!

What do you know about the family guard?

I go in the electric car, in a tambour, there is a guy of pancrokers' kind with a pitch. Suddenly the Brigadier begins to scream: Why did I, why did I love an idiot?!" The guy raises the phone and gently says: "Yes, dear?"