All marketers and merchandisers in the world are powerless against a man with a shopping list.

and again
We help the poor and unhappy.

Personally, I think I’m allergic to something like that – my throat is a little swollen every time I eat imported apples, sometimes covered with some wax-like slippery and stinking snail.
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Strangely enough, one day seriously helped the advice of the zombie fighter. My husband is five years old, if not more, thought he was allergic to cherry. Cherry, I think, likes everything at all. And we included. But not to poison his soul - this product did not appear at home. But one day in some useful tips saw: you need to pour the fruits (there on the example of apple advice was) very hot water (not boiling - just hot from under the crane) with a little addition of vinegar. Leave for 10 minutes, then wash. The Profit! All "allergy" has passed. We eat chicken and not only. Happy end, as they say. The only thing: do not wash too much fruit - they start to rot like real) Wash off portionally. Good luck to you and your tastes!

So it is not known who: the cat cat scare off, or vice versa) One thing is certain: they are damned enemies. I don’t understand just how people live with goats and cats)))

Cats scare away all kinds of cats.
On the penis in combination with the man the harmful influence of cats was noted.

xxx: funny name, StraussTrupp )))
Is it new to you? What are you doing in Hebr? and :)
XXX: I realized that those who missed her laughed at her already.)
Zzzz: Yes, in the year of the 85th :)

I dream of riding on a shelby
Camaro and so far.
The M4 Don.
Eye

Near the house shop of men's costumes "Realistic". In the showroom three mannequins in gray pants and jackets. Immediately I thought that somewhere there should be a store of "Pessimist" with black and "Optimist" with white.

to man:

And if I live in Russia, but I don’t need the Crimea, I don’t hate Ukraine and the Ukrainians, I doubt who is shelling Donetsk and I just want all this stuff to get tired and all live together, where am I?

You are here, friend... There are still few trolls here...)))

I had fun in the store today. A man falls a pack of condoms from the shelf into a shopping cart. He buffers "no, that’s fate" and buys them.

here here :

In connection with the cancellation of travel certificates discussed in the accounting office, how now honest employees to confirm a business trip. The offer won "And let’s all on the smartphones we put the foursquare and we will pay the daily check-in"

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One day, in the Moscow cadet corps (I don’t squeeze, what) with a sunny morning, another freezing order came down from the top – to photograph all the food produced by our kitchen for cadets: in pots and bushes, serving, weighing, etc. The standard wave rose: to allocate the camera, to train the employee, to allocate for this time, after all. It won the offer to register on the cadet body an Instagram account and photograph the food there.

This man :

And if I live in Russia, but I don’t need the Crimea, I don’t hate Ukraine and the Ukrainians, I doubt who is shelling Donetsk and I just want all this stuff to get tired and all live together, where am I?

Nothing anywhere. Sit straight up. Let’s make friends, though. Maybe more of us will gather.

From the Airline Forum:

Think about flight safety! In Vladikavkaz airport, people with Ossetian cakes are allowed on the plane, which are not considered an additional place for hand luggage at registration! I wore these cakes!! Why are you putting cakes on the plane?

YYY: Because of your shirt, all the cakes in some hair! Why are they putting clothes in the salon?

In what instances do you use the word "mudak", and in what "pydoras"? Can they be interchangeable in any case when used in a bad sense? In multiple numbers, for example, the word "pedorasy" sounds much higher than "Mudaki". And when they say, “Mudaki,” a small group of people appears to be smaller and personally disgusting to the person who uses this word. For example, fools can cheat in a modem or ask you for a bunch of references, and pidos are destroying the environment, the economy and the internet. It still seems that the fool acts unconsciously, unlike the pyodorus, who acts intentionally.

Comment on the article that in Germany there are people who for money tell their spouses that their half wants a divorce:
They were caught on the street, stuck in the trunk, brought to a raw unheated building, glued their mouths with a glue tape, handcuffs attached to the rust tube.
I will tell you only one thing, only once. Listen to me very carefully. If you understand me, Kiev.
Your wife is divorcing you"

Theme of hello! Where is your girlfriend nearby?
What are you going?
Ask her such a bitch. I decided to bake the blines, blur the paste, beat it, and the wisdom of what - the foam was done!
Did you smoke there?! to
and Harosh! I drank a little water and that’s all.
How did the Testo?
Yes as usual: flour milk two eggs salt sugar and mixer all...
Try adding pain!
It was a thick foam. (
Try the milk...
With milk liquid and the test is already a whole pot!!! to
Let stand for 30 minutes.
Oh! The liquid appeared below. Oh wow!! to
Try to cook like that. Just sign up! I am already interested!
Funny things in the hole 😉

It doesn’t matter how I came to this before, but, experimentally, it turned out that "OK GUGL" also reacted remarkably to "fast Google", "upon Google", "field Google" and etc....(C)

Sheriff

See also: "Legends" It looks like socks. Why live this way?

"Where does the world begin?
From the picture in your booklet..."

The Arbuz? Did not expect...

“Lord, I want to have a gay in slavery who will have everyone who doesn’t love me.”

And caterpillars are generally more selfish than frogs. Not noticed?
Sova at 12 at night just won't call anyone, because she understands: people are already asleep.
9 a.m. is the normal start of the day.

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It’s twice as obnoxious if a whistleblower is the boss and calls at nine in the morning from the workplace to find out "where this lazy ass is stuck"!!!! to

to this:
– You are 24 years old, you rent a separate apartment in the capital for your significant salary, on the days you go to interview in the yandex and you can’t make tea?
-No, well, I think in Yandex tea is prepared by specially trained people, ch.

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In Yandex, there are indeed "specially trained" people who make tea!