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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108069
 12.01.2015
>> One foolish girl planned to protect the diser with a moustache so that they’t be attacked. Well, she did not go away from the push for three months, and her dish was covered with a copper barrel.

Another such girl went to protect the dish on the slopes. Birth started on the train. The result: an unplanned stop of the train and removing it from the train on some semi-station with delivery to a local hospital, a broken schedule of trains, a bunch of people were late in their business. Defence protection is postponed indefinitely. I just wanted to not get stuck :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108068
 12.01.2015
That is, if I have a big dog at home and he turns a thief, can I get it for it?! to

without a doubt. If it is bite, it is inflamed unintentionally (4.5 years of general regime, as a rule).


[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №108067
 12.01.2015
In the comments on YouTube, discuss the illusions of perception:
xxx: When you lie in bed with your eyes closed, you can imagine that you are lying on the other side of the bed and in a few minutes you will feel like you are actually lying on the opposite side of the bed.
Yyy: The same thing happens if you wake up, without opening your eyes, try to understand which side you are on and which side you lie with your head, you don’t always understand what to do, for example, you think that face to wall with your feet to the window, and it turns out to be the opposite :)
Zzz: And it happens when you wake up with your eyes closed and think you are lying in your bed, and then you open your eyes, and you are lying in a hole in the woods.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108066
 12.01.2015
There is! Finally! A contextual advertisement came out with the question: "Do you want to buy wood?"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108065
 12.01.2015
I guess, 75V with a shovel? Their case? And you and your underdog will teach everyone, as it is easy? Yes, these caps with a porridge will sit on anyone normally. The person has written correctly, everything matters. Those who have something to invest in these cups have to take into account the company and the shape and size of the bones, etc. Short, without any examples.
Happy husband from 5.
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You are wrong. Those who don’t have anything to put on are also not sweet. You come to the store - and there is a whole fucking shirt-up, which smells more like a armor jersey and is not sitting on the ice. And you walk, like a muddle, around the shops in search of a normal bucket for a small size without a ton of strawberries, mission impossible rests.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №108064
 12.01.2015
From the discussion on the topic "Sweden suspects that the “Russian submarine” has returned to its waters"
Vlad No: What the insider will say, the Swedes attention! The boat is back because it has a nest there!
Feed the extracted uranium output and the whole herd will go hunting in the spring. Strengthen the shores with fresh bricks!
This cannot be said to Swedes. They can believe. Even I am afraid to imagine what will then be... The son of "Dmitry Donsky" and "Warszawianka". Small... Length one and a half meters... In the cloth two hundred icons... All. Slip under the table.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108063
 12.01.2015
The Bayes guys. Ten years ago, Mikhail Zadornov came to him after a speech in Kiev and threatened to ban him from entering Ukraine, which he loves very much. He replied, “The worst thing would be if you forbade me to leave!”

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108062
 12.01.2015
xxx: What kind of Gondons translated this movie?!)
yyy: here are the subtitles of the British Film Institute

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108061
 12.01.2015
With such appearance... men probably run?
They run away... mostly from me.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108060
 12.01.2015
“This is always so! All the most responsible work on the house has to be done to me," said the husband, breathed and sat down to eat the remains of the New Year's feast on Christmas.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108059
 12.01.2015
After the adoption of the law on the prohibition of persons with sexual abnormalities to drive a car on the roads of Moscow will be surprisingly free.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108058
 12.01.2015
Five tons of pork can easily clean the city from the enemy without destroying buildings or killing anyone.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108057
 12.01.2015
Comments on the work of public houses in Australia:

I mean, I realized that girls are superprofessional! They do everything so that the client who came and paid for... this is the same thing, this is not received... The manager stipulates the conditions, additional extras, etc., and the girl still reduces the case to one "innocent" function, keeping celibacy.
No, don’t be angry, but this is really the impression of the story.

ууу: A wonderful use of the term "collaboration". Dale is crying.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108056
 12.01.2015
Just some official came late to a meeting with a big boss, and on the question 'why was he late?' replied 'because there were too many p***races on the roads.

This, by the way, is not so unbelievable, in our city last summer one senior chief shot down a cyclist-son of another senior chief, after which on the local bike forum began complaints that cyclists all over the city are stopped by gauges and in violation of the rules sent from the road to the sidewalk. For a couple of months it burned, and then it silenced.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №108055
 12.01.2015
You are all boring here. Life is beautiful and passes quickly. Do not waste it on nonsense.

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108054
 12.01.2015
About the trees –

They are Russian people. They would rather mine the entire Russian forest massive than they would set up normal fences, not to mention the barracks. The dog needs to be fed, but who?? to
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For the Russian man it does not matter that he will be robbed again; it is more important for him that the thief will receive the merits the next time.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108053
 12.01.2015
X: The marketing couple asked to come up with fun advertising from the life of the automotive industry. Would you help?
U: anything of the type: Deo has released a new comfortable luxury Deo Matiz version called "Deo GRAND Matiz".)))
z: I see the slogan phrase: now the luggage compartment is 1.5 liters more...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108052
 12.01.2015
You broadened my horizon.
Yyy: No, I just broke my own ))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108051
 12.01.2015
Again, you came to the page of some thief and have been looking at it for half an hour.
M: I didn’t even lick there!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108050
 12.01.2015
The main merit of a Russian man after 40 years is that he is alive!

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