My husband gave me a pillow of grapefruit. A few days later, I cooked a snack for dinner. The husband looked at the plate and said, “You cooked my pillow?”

маш, I know you are offended, but please go in the active search you are pregnant with me and we have a wedding in 3 weeks

With New Year!
P.S Pay for the Internet!

In Georgia, a young grandson exploded a petard right in his grandfather’s mouth. While he slept.
The fire department said it was not surprised by the incident. In recent days, it turns out, this is the twentieth such case.

From Habr:

XXX: Reliability is always good. And I am concerned about the joint structure of the ice creature, because if such a character wants to move, it will banally split.
YYY: God, he is just transfiguring himself! From a solid state to a solid, but in a different position, bypassing the liquid phase. Paddle, to say so. Well, that’s provided you don’t care about the fact that there is a living piece of ice and magic :)
XXX: Well now it is clear! and :-)

xxx: Well, comrades, there is only one day left before the emergence of flying machines? Or are we in the past again?

The year ends
Great phrases are born.

Where is the secretary?
She’s not here today, she’s at work.
Where is the boss?
Nor is he unnecessary.

I (09:08:47 31/12/2014)
Do you think I need to open 1C today or will the working day cost the browser?

I adore my work. Colleagues called in the corridor, saying - go, the matter is serious. I was stressed. And they took me to the kitchen, gave me a guitar and asked me to pick up the music for the song, consisting of one phrase, "Snowfall from the sky." That is, for a few minutes I played them 4 chords, and they, joyful as children, sang the snowfall snowfall snowfall snowfall snowfall snowfall snowfall snowfall snowfall snowfall.

I work in a serious organization.

xxx: And in general, when programmers print, they just press the buttons and they press the buttons themselves. and ;-)
yyy: A***** *******h, this does not justify a 50% discount.
XXX: I’m joking, but you understand me: the economy, the course is jumping...
XXX: A single run of the mouse.

I smiled. And here’s the next question "Sometimes you think there are idiots around you?"
And I, for a moment, Sisadmin!
by ******
Thank you for smiling!!! to
by ps. Potatoes for this guy. here here.

Once a year, on the same day, the whole country amicably cuts the cups of salads, then sits at the TV and under the clock fight, counting the strikes, opens champagne, and after the 12th strike shook the glasses and amicably drinks.
It’s just some kind of apocalyptic mega flashmob.

The neighbor in the room asked to wake him up. I can’t wake people, I’m sorry to wake them up.
I tick him up, stand up, stand up, and he says to me, “Suka, you’re going to wake up, you’re going to fuck up.”
I said to him, “What do you want, shab I woke you up or fuck you up?” and he said, “And that, and that.”
I push him further, and he says: "Ssssssseebib". And so badly, so badly.
To wake them up is like to tick a lion with a stick in the eggs.
I am, fucking, not a wake-up man.

I don’t want to open a new shit, but it’s annoying. Mothers, what your child said to you or someone else, how he tricked someone, made a mistake, stumbled out - is interesting and funny only to you, your mother, and a sixty-year-old neighbor. Most people, especially here, are joking, and it’s not funny. Before telling another nonsense, imagine that it was said by a strange, not very intelligent child.
And again: if you write "prdti", be consistent, and write "udti", "zadti", and so on.

31 December Krasnodar 8 am Yandex navigator - traffic jams 1 ball. A lonely post on the spot of everyday biggest morning traffic jams: "Okay Google Where is it all?"

Nirguna> comrades, nobody will tell? Dpkg-reconfigure exim4-config
Replacement menu does not appear

Nirguna> what can it be related to?

alex63792> reinstall package

Nirguna> will try it now

SinTeZoID> in deb systems implemented automatic marathon activation
update 2 days before the NH, which would not be tempting and what would be later
No one had sex on January 1st because they changed their mindset.
So don’t touch and go buha

fox_mulder_cp> that’s why I didn’t have two virtual values %)
I sit and fight like a fool.

We look forward to opening the packaging. And we see the completely new, clean, fresh 386DX.
24 is yes.

— — — —
On Ebay, complete new systems from 386 go for 500backs per piece. Collectors, museums take all sorts of.

The only place you’re looking forward to when your money ends is a gas station at -42 degrees.

Fu, what an old news - pads instead of roofs in shoes! Efficient, very simple and inexpensive. My friend was taught by a man who fought in Chechnya. She is me. It really helps if you have to run all day. And with the smell, it is good.

Judgment and justice are not the same thing.

Joseph of Egypt