A funny friend told me.
I traded jeans in the last century on the substance market. Experience has already been. The size is determined by the eye.
Suitable for female:
The black women, show me.
I show, I look...
I like it, give me my size, I will sample.
This is yours! You can start.
Why did you decide so?
I flew in the eye:
Tally - 62, thighs - 94 Come and take examples...
Three minutes of silence and then:
And I don’t remember you, man, anything.

The price of vodka has been reduced since the New Year.
Is it all so bad?

M Voegel: Mohammad Khursheed Hussain, a resident of Hyderabad, India, has set a world record for fast text by nose. andquot;
Alex Sergeev: “Fighting the fucking” acquires new colors
Alex Sergeev: and if I find his photo, then I will know what the dwarf looks like

I add :

"None of my tails had chewed the mushura, apparently not like the shrinkage of the foil. But with different bumps and bumps, if they suddenly get into soft legs, the young man plays and is trying to bite them all the time.
Z is. Rain in the house is prohibited from the moment the first cat appears.

Today came the trouble from which we did not expect. The cat went up or down to a new level of foolishness and began to eat myshura, and for some reason only green.
I removed the mystery, for the case.
As a result, there is almost a naked dull tree, under it lies a very evil cat after washing the stomach. Installation on the theme of NG in the spirit of dark grotesque.

I have a hole in the toilet door cut for the cat - so that the cat can reach the pot freely. So, as soon as I go to the toilet, he half climbs into the hole, lies down and looks at me with devoted eyes. It would be nothing, but I am a girl and he is a boy. He is watching!!! to

On the working compilation was long lay a folder with the season of the series. There is not enough space on the compass. The last change was named the folder:"Shit when you review it". Today I look (and I work day after day), the folder is called:"Dumb when you look at it (Looked)

30 December. The advertising office.
Client call: We need two tablets for tomorrow morning.
It will not be tomorrow, it will be after the New Year.
Client: And why then?
Manager: Well, because it is lunch, 30th and you have to drink champagne and eat a mandarine...And you don’t need the calendar quarters for the New Year?
Good that you reminded me. Make a hundred!
Manager: You have won!
Client: Did you not understand?
The reception of orders for the New Year was terminated on December 20. Happy holidays to you, all the blessings! The work day ended an hour ago, we go out on the 12th!
The client throws the phone.

here here :

of this,
In the late 90s. Celebrated at the quarry. Everyone got drunk and went where they could. Summer, night... From different angles: "Hot...Suddenly..."The owner solved the problem radically - got out of the bed to the hammer and shouted: "Zapali!", sparked into the window... The bell of broken glass... "A-a, cayf, freshly". Everyone finally calmed down. In the morning, hyacee - the window is whole... and the hyacee in the TV

A good fairy tale from a man who never broke the old kinescopes (and there was no LCD at the time). They explode with a silent sound because of the vacuum inside them. It is difficult to confuse with the sound of simply breaking glass.

— — —
A good comment from a person who has never been drunk to the state when the difference between the sounds of breaking different glass structures is erased slightly more than completely. I remember screaming three times out of my mouth "Openly, come in!", until I realized it was knocking me in the head.

XXX was fun.
XXX: The Collectors Call
xxx this time
xxx: the debt is not ours, but there our number left (this is my bug)
XX: I said that I was arranged to work in the wind. Clinic
There are very rare specimens of rats.
XXX: The Siamese Twins
XXX: Asking for a debt.
He said that the twins wore eggs.

People, how better to steal a tree in 2015?
dnb12 is burning
Fucking to decorate.

Speech on December 30
Let’s not go to the store today, let’s go tomorrow. Are you afraid of tomorrow in Ashan?
- Yes, norm, norm, only I will smash my armor with arrows

This body:

Worse than the confusion of headphones is only the confusion of the tree tree girland. It is raining."

Honey two! Try to disconnect the fishing net in the yard of your own home, so that no chicken gets into it while you are busy with this process.

I, of course, understand everything: the tastes of everyone are different, the same and heavier books should not all like. But when I saw a comparison of 451 degrees Fahrenheit Bradbury with Donzova's painting and 50 shades of gray in the discussion... it was quite sad.

XXX is a good thing on the internet.
xxx: Here you came from India, all infected with Ebola and what a shit - and I'm not afraid of you!
YYY: from Vietnam
XXX: Yes and fuck, it’s not a resident anyway. and ?

to this:
XXX: Going through the medical commission for a gun license – I intuitively guessed that on the psychiatrist’s question “Why do you need a gun?” the answer: “To kill all people!” – would be wrong.

Oh well wrong?
I go through the medical commission, go to the psychiatrist, shows 4 pictures and asks what is extra and for what reason, I call an obvious sign.
Wrong about 0
But the sign is clear and they differ in it!
Okay, I call another sign, now right, we passed. Gives a questionnaire to determine the psychoprofil. I sit and fill the rifle.
What funny did you find there?
So the question is "Is it that people around you don’t understand"?
And what happens?
It was a minute ago!
I smiled. And here’s the next question "Sometimes you think there are idiots around you?"
And I, for a moment, Sisadmin!
This is the word, so it was, I did not add a word.

to this:
17 December 2014, Wednesday. I say to my wife:
In two weeks, a new year.
She is:
and less. After a half.
I counted it three times in my mind, and it seemed like it was all right. I ask :
Why at half?
I don’t count this week anymore.
– – – – –
I have such a friend, in the army, the time before dembel thought:
2 August. I think September is over.

In the afternoon, my daughter packed gifts on my bed, as it turned out.
And now I have a celebration - all blossoms in the glow.

We pay for "free search" All are happy.
— — —
We put an adblock, let the "free search" someone else "pay".

xxxxxxxxxxx:
My TV is 5 years old.
I see no reason to change it :)

OOOU :
My Hitachi is 18 years old. I love him.

and ZZZ:
Samsung, bought the first wife as a gift in 1999

The AAA:
Why did the first wife not take the telecast with her?

and ZZZ:
because I took a large plasma with me, which at the time was six months old))

from 16193:

It is stupid! The celebration took place in autumn! What to fuck the gut and the dead on the frost? Or in your poor mind has not arisen the idea that once a year on a girl, any village will die out.
Good Santa, give her a new brain!

An attempt to humor
The previous NH. Seventeen o’clock in the morning, January 1. I am driving.
Brake the Gaia.
I extend documents: sober, without money, did not violate the rules.
Good New Year, no man!