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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №107529
 30.12.2014
The dollar went down, in exchanges - no one.
Our people don’t need anything cheap.
We need the best dollar, which is 80

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107528
 30.12.2014
From discussions about the advantages of smartphones:
No, I still found one plus in the iPhone 6
Yyy: Under the battery cover?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107527
 30.12.2014
HH: That’s what you’re bragging about?
We called you and Tosha then with us, you didn’t want to.
WOW: I was sleeping! I woke up when you slept.
Fuck, we woke you up.
WOW: I do not remember.
Tocha pushed you for half an hour, you said'mnuhn' and fell asleep again.
What is "s"?
Oh yeah yeah yes. with such an intonation.

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107526
 30.12.2014
I’ve been wearing shit clothes for years. Not because I liked it, but because it didn’t break. The Soviet cars of the 80s are chasing the planet to this day.
Poor electronics of those years, that Japanese, that our: cleansed from cockroaches and can be turned on!
On the television, the combiners are milder " Brigadier" or "Partisan", and the Soviet "news with fields" is milder than the mainstream advertising.
All this is closer and closer to any non-Moscow, because we were torn away from our homeland in the depths and could not be separated.
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It has nothing to do with home, bro.
It is you who suffer from your childhood and youth.
here you had to go on electronics with cockroaches and lead from the fields.
It has happened ?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107525
 30.12.2014
We started to turn off the light. In order for her mother not to get bored, she decided to pour her House on the notepad. She did not watch the series. I am looking for a torrent, adding to the engagement. At this moment, the mother comes in and begins to tell how at work she was falsely accused, how in the store they were fooled, how at home the dog is talked about... and ends this monologue with the sentence "... and in general, Everything is wrong!" I think she will like the series.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №107524
 30.12.2014
I clarify:
By the way, there are spiders, also in this regard inclined to cannibalism, where the cavalry solve the problem with a genius simplicity - drag on a date to eat and a pre-eaten spider does not touch them.
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In fact, he’s fucking her while she’s eating, and if the prey is small and he doesn’t have time, then...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107523
 30.12.2014
Here’s what happens: people wash money in their pockets, cards, passports... But like I think no one has had it.
xxx: I washed a shirt with a tea bag in my pocket >_<

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107522
 30.12.2014
Aaa: Since your brother and I got married, he has prepared food three times. He ate me every time I came to visit him.

BBB: Don’t confuse tourism with emigration!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107521
 30.12.2014
At a family party, one man, pressing all the children, said with grief:
"And when will I have sponges?"
To what his offgenic beauty-wife silently shrugged her mouth and twisted her finger at the whisker.
I quietly ask, and the mail has such a reaction? Answer:"She is afraid to spread, and he has the requirement that beauty be perfect, he is dragging her on all business arrows to lose the counterparts of vigilance..." This is what happens in life! Do you have kids or kids? Of course, children are losing.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107520
 29.12.2014
Guess, guess... 100% China is now good?
__________________
For a couple of years like. Get rid of stereotypes.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107519
 29.12.2014
by Peter. The guy in the subway car on the phone: "No, the subway is empty, people are very few... everyone in line for the tokens stands"

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107518
 29.12.2014
Epic slide in the project:"heating radiators on the floor painted white in white".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107517
 29.12.2014
It is said that not paying off debts before the new year is a bad sign. That is what I hint on you.
I do not believe in signs.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №107516
 29.12.2014
The IT dating site.

I am looking for an interesting interlocutor. I will try to understand, accept, forgive :)

The defendant is guilty by definition.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107515
 29.12.2014
I review the documents of the customer, the name of the supplier is indicated: "Russian labor company". Direct Jango Released from local spill)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107514
 29.12.2014
We live with 2 cats, and they are periodically spotted on them - they argue, fight, whistle. Here they quarreled over the days, and here the frosts began, in the apartment it was cold - 17 degrees, shrimp... We looked at our broken cats, removed a chair from the battery and built them under the battery a brush, covered with a pledge - beauty. They took these two whispering creatures, and put them next to each other, tapping their backs on the battery. Only they were going to whisper and whisper on each other, as they felt the warmth... All, the quarrels are forgotten, sleeping friendly now at the battery, warm up.
Good luck and cats!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №107513
 29.12.2014
Locked on the parking lot tuned ancient unit all in stickers, with a straight stream, with a spoiler.
Oh well Emma! Here are the forks!
I : Who?
Friend of the Fathers. We used to arrange such races under the windows, when the road was repaired, so the courtyard grandmothers called them first-grades, and now the whole courtyard does not call it otherwise.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107512
 29.12.2014
Nero4ka: I just have a shit here.
[10:37:45] Skyld: Is it Zapar? Should it have been done yesterday?
[10:40:15] Neiro4ka: Everything is hysterical, everything is not so, in our heads differently, why you are not telepaths, and everything is yesterday, yes. What Sunday are you talking about?
[10:42:56] Skyld: They have a bone in their head. You can quote me ?

I’ve also had some motorcycles here from the morning. A strange man called.
We do not have a consultant. Start the.
And what happened?
and error.
What is?
How many mistakes happen? The error! It does not work!
Write the error please.
What are you mocking? I am not working as a consultant.
[10:43:17] Neiro4ka: This is an untrue Sisadmin, so tell him
[10:43:35] Skyld: It turned out at the end that it was not Sisadmin, but a boyfriend from the accounting office.
[10:43:40] Skyld: Everything according to the canon.
[10:43:56] Neiro4ka: Well, this is closer to the truth)
[10:44:27] Skyld: He said at the beginning that it was Sisadmin. At the end, he said that he had his account hanging.
[10:44:44] Neuro4ka: Ness Trai
[10:45:04] Skyld: You are funny, and I barely knocked it into the phone))))
[10:45:25] Neuro4ka: (rofl)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107511
 29.12.2014
xxx: By the way, I didn't pay any attention to what I have next to the bar is ?
The next door is a bar, and I didn’t pay attention to it. I have iron will or I am stupid. I have not decided yet.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107510
 29.12.2014
List of "men and women" by women:
I am a successful, wealthy young girl, I have everything, I am envious of everyone. Why do I have these miserable little men? Real men do not find me now, and the surrounding shell does not care about me. Do you want to buy me a new iPhone? Did you take my car to repair? Do you love me? And very...?
Same thing for men:
Why do I need these covetous dumb dwarfs? Instead of the body, the brain is bitten, instead of household, Vkontakt is studied. I will do without them. “Mom, do we have something to eat? Where are my socks? Do you put money on the trip?

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