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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №105529
 16.11.2014
here here :
Have you ever seen two or four year old kids? What kindness and education??? At this age, children at the level of development "what I see, I sing".
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Correction: they are at this level, if you deal with them at the level of what he understands, small yet!" And if you take for the basis the idea that the child understands everything perfectly - it suddenly turns out that children are not foolish at all and learn very quickly both good and bad. Somewhere it was that the most educated children in Japan, Korea and other parts of the East - and all because they are treated there not as children, but as future adults.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №105528
 16.11.2014
I have a degree in psychology on the subject of relationships. Home porn is one of the discussed and approved sources. BSDM porn is part of my work process, and nothing else.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №105527
 16.11.2014
The cat in the house is not only mimics and sessions of relaxing murmuring, but also... suddenly... hardly wrapped into the house a huge threshold, extracted on the neighboring balcony

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105526
 16.11.2014
The Testers!

The child is learning computer science. "Mom help..." from the word "run" in five steps you need to do "step". In the process of converting the word I added "bag". It gives a rating of 2, no such word.
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You found a bug in a computer science teacher, contact the developer. Another bug is possible - if the word "ficha" is not familiar to this prepute.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №105525
 16.11.2014
The morning. My daughter is 5 years old, wearing clothes in the kindergarten, can't plug a button on her pants. The Father:
You're getting married soon and you can't hold the button.
The girl with tears:
Everyone gets married in dresses, and I have to wear these pants.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105524
 16.11.2014
Let’s stay friends?
Which of us are friends?
With sockets?
So much better.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105523
 16.11.2014
Have you ever seen two or four year old kids? What kindness and education??? At this age, children at the level of development "what I see, I sing".
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
And if you don’t educate them, they’ll keep this sweet immediateness up to 30-40 years, ah.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105522
 16.11.2014
For those who can’t read:
This girl with a humanitarian mindset:

I sit on the last row of seats in the trolleybus, in the corner, I also pulled my knee to myself, in general, I sit very compactly, facing the back seat, and I talk on the phone with the boss. Suddenly, the trolleybus falls and the horns and it stops very sharply, people fall. And I see a huge (really huge, 150 kg) ass fast approaching me, closing the horizon. It’s getting dark, and nothing but the ass around.

Read on Yandex about inertia. Sitting in the last row, with braking, in the worst case, you could head that ass instead of serving as a landing ground for it.

The words "face to backdrop" do not point to the thought, or is the reader not a chukcha?

[ + 20 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105521
 16.11.2014
This blinking eye:

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I go to the shopping center. I am overtaken by the carapuse with the screams: "Di-i-i-ma-a-a! D-I-I-I-M-A-A!and "
Here appears a stinking mom and even louder in the footsteps of the baby: "Not Di-i-i-m-a! and Daddy!!and "
O_O
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What is "O_o"? As soon as the child becomes acquainted with the world, he begins to name objects and people as others call them. And the mother of the child calls his father Dima by name. He is her husband Dimas, not "Papa". Therefore, now explains to the child how correctly this person is called from the child’s point of view. Totally ordinary situation.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105520
 16.11.2014
xxx: If something prevents you from doing everything right in life, may there be a problem in the rectal disposition of the upper limbs? )))))))))
Yyy: this is not in the upper limbs, this is in the head.
YYY: I’ve gotten fine.
YYYY: And here is Nahuya.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105519
 16.11.2014
And nothing that in the origins a small child, because of the social skills not yet formed, just whispered about what struck him, and all around him just scorned his holy simplicity? No one of the adults, note, did not make any comments to “Madame Mishkilapina.” Stop wearing fruit, yeah.
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The remarks that the mother should have made to the child for the purpose of forming his social skills were also not said. It appears that the mother was entirely solidary with the child, and she was not uncomfortable with a drop, as did the soaked "companion", the author of the post. This is why, in particular, "crazy ovaries" and are called.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105518
 16.11.2014
Shakerezada said: “Shortness is not only the sister of talent, but also the mother of great misunderstandings.”

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №105517
 16.11.2014
I was in the bathroom and had my phone with me. The wife doesn't know the number, I call her and whisper "I love you" and threw the phone. I go out of the bathroom and ask, “Who called?” He replied, “My friend...”

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №105516
 16.11.2014
Recent studies have found that women who are overweight live longer than men who pay attention to this.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105515
 16.11.2014
Now the people were offered to exchange imaginary prosperity for illusory greatness. And the people, of course, took it on...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105514
 16.11.2014
Bronepoezd: "Our galaxy is about 13 billion years old" – and what happened before that?
Mku: the galaxy
Casablanca: a bottle of clay

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105513
 16.11.2014
I was 3 years old. Dad made the door to the kindergarten, and he did not very well.
I turned around, and did not miss to turn the newly read quote from the fairy tale."What a fool will not do, everything he does not do so"... Everything was very rotting then, and a little later I became clear and very embarrassed. Shameful until now.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №105512
 16.11.2014
This is not a forum, but
to this:

I don’t know who is there. It doesn’t run with my cat. After two such executions, he came to the conclusion that he was being tortured precisely because he was SIT in principle, not because he was hurt where he did not need to. So, now he learned to suck and immediately hide. Moreover, he is always hiding - even in the bowl, as appropriate, even on the tapes. He cries, presses his ears, and runs under the couch.

For a couple of days, go after the cat, and when the cat will sit down to hide where it is not necessary, say strictly that it is not possible and carry it quickly to plant in the pot. When it is soaked in the wrong place, cut it off and carry it in a bowl. When it is filled in a bowl, praise, glorify and encourage in every way.
Goodness and mutual understanding!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105511
 16.11.2014
"Dassad": I have not listened to normal trance for a long time
"marantz": From Eurovision :D

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105510
 15.11.2014
HHH: And I got the cocktails straight!! to
No one has collapsed!!! to
HGH: Glory for the 170R and long years of life
May its cover be blessed, and may not its barbaric metal be touched in the hands of the handy.


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