When a person commits suicide, he commits suicide because he kills himself who wants to kill himself. When a man goes back into the past and kills himself, it is murder because he kills himself, not wanting to kill himself. And if a person is going to commit suicide, and then he comes, but from the future, and helps himself, then it is just time to breathe out.

I saw in the pharmacy "Vitamines for men leading an active lifestyle", on the box is drawn a puppy with hats in the hand.
I read the contraindications:
Individual intolerance
pregnancy
Breast Feeding

xxx: times have changed for everyone very unnoticed, I even caught myself on this thought a few days ago — stands at the box office in the supermarket in front of me an eye-catching thin no type of fuck and not get up, like the fear as here I pay attention to her purchases and to the fact that she has in her wallet "full naked rabbit" and buying her cupcake type dinner... well, all the desire to get acquainted is covered with a copper pelvis... I don’t need such a gemmor... no, I all perfectly understand the type that she is a student and all that, but all of us
@ArkanoiD : LOL She has no money, but you are poor.

Eugen: You as an analyst can explain to me why the ruble has collapsed so much?? to

Proff: As an analyst, I can only assume that a man known in narrow circles sold dollars bought in 2009.

to this:

A genius business idea! Buses for the rich. The cost of the trip is 1000 rubles.
You can ride in a luxurious shirt in a comfortable chair, with a new cockpit - and the conductor serves cocktails - and, most importantly, no jealous miserable bull!
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You guys are late. Taxi was invented long ago.

I moved to Moscow 3 years ago.
In the middle of the working day on the street saw a woman of 50 with the bank of Yarpiva.
Three years ago, I would have thought of “Nihua, a woman on the street with a beer.”
Now I thought "nihuyase, Yarbive still exists".

Const: Democracy is the best social system
On the imperative condition that the number of voters does not exceed 4 thousand people (according to Aristotle), and that each of them has at least 5 slaves (according to Solon).

Vladimir Vladimirovich, and what happened...
Oh all that!

My last word in court will sound like this:

Mr. Judge, I am deeply sorry for my actions. The decision to kill this designer came into my mind as soon as I saw the links "galerie" and "benefits" in the layout. Later, in the process of drawing, I found that the layout used gray text of nineteen shades, layers grouped as a hit, all buttons of varying width, and of five(!) The three fonts are non-standard, paid, and in browsers are often displayed with smoothing defects. After all these discoveries, I sincerely regretted that I had not killed him slowly enough.

I think I will be justified.

Yesterday I was on the drinking of the women's football team "CHCCH".
Oh you are! And how?? to
Do you know what’s the most unusual that can happen in such a wonderful conjunction of circumstances?? to
Do not pull!
What happens when you end up in bed with the only lesbian in this team?
- 0_o

Let me introduce you to C-Palladium. On the evening of December 16 decided to buy OMS in the form of palladium for 170 thousand. This morning, the same palladium was worth 114 thousand. I cut my last hair and got in panic. And not just in the head. A financial genius.

In which street do you live?
In the “Career”.
What about the word “career”? Private houses, millionaries, expensive boutiques?
- From the word "carrier" - barracks, gopniks, larks...

We have the same story in the sale of auto parts. Sometimes you want to leave the car mechanic right behind the shelf, who does not know that the shells in the planetary transmission are not external and internal, but solar and coronal, but you have to force yourself.
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I work as a doctor. How bad people who can't tell which part of the intestines they are hurt, and throw their fingers into the stomach.
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Learn to read. We are not talking about end users (patient, car owner), but about those who, by profession, need to understand terminology. Well, it’s like your nurse would call arterial and venous blood ‘bright red’ and ‘dark red’.

In 15 years of the Soviet Union from the post-war ruin to Gagarin in space.
In 15 years of the United States from the Great Depression to the Leader of the World Economy.
In 15 years, China went from absolute poverty to producing ALL and selling ALL.
In 15 years, Germany and Japan have gone from destroyed, losing countries to world leaders.
I hope the TV does not pump, and will tell the country about the achievements in 15 years.

here here :

Where do you get these stuffs from? A little worse, almost the indices that do not affect you have slipped down, as it immediately began: we p@deac, everything is full, the throne has shattered!!! This is how much you have to hate the homeland to immediately panic! Not ashamed of yourself? Such police officers were produced during the war, and now the neighbors are hosted by extremists. Have you taught no example?
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Well, we, of course, did not touch it - after NG 2 months without maintenance... and the rise in prices and mortgage nobody cancelled... and yes, with the offers of work is also somehow not thick.

xxx: A generation of grandmothers has already grown up, calling for a scandal in the help desk, and you are all joking about clinics and JECs...

by bayaderka:
What are you planning to do in summer 2015? Will you continue to travel to Europe, move to Crimea, or your parents will also be a good option?

and ismolnik:
I think to ride the elevator,
Going out on random floors.
Watching the dawn, the dawn,
The smell of flowers.

Strong, like a teflon bowl family. Artem and Vika. Artem knew everything about the BDSM. I practiced mostly on Saturdays. On Friday, immediately after work, he began preparing at some drinking establishment and on Saturday he female domination.

Who was not Artem - and the nosorog was chlenoryl, and the shrimp of Zadripisthen, and the coveted covet, who dropped the last money. Judging by the sound of kitchen utensils flying around the walls, Artem recognized all the "shades of gray". Humiliation, pain and humiliation.

by week_by_week

and Gregory:
The guy opened the course of anal sex, lesson of 100 backs
And you know, Poppy!
It turns out that there are over-the-counter girls who want to try the anal, but are embarrassed with their boyfriends.
Or something else.
and Igor:
Was it possible?! to

XXX: The moth is a constant value. A large, sinking moth last year cost 1500-2000 kilograms, but this is imperceptible, because it is purchased in portions of grams of 20-30. "Food dirty" 500-700, "pure" 700-1000. If this year was significantly more expensive, then I allow a large by 3000 per kilogram.
YYY: Do you trade heroin?