I came to work yesterday, I was two hours late. Right in front of the door something flew in the eye, some dust. I go in general, say hello to everyone by the hand, the other hand by the eye. I go to the boss:
Are you just beginning to wake up?
Something went into the eye.
These are the rays of my hatred.

Acceptance of home. 1991 year.
Hello, I have to go to the doctor.
YYY: Your name is yours?
xxx: I don’t know
YYY: You do not know?
I just got married, but I don’t remember my name 😉

Ivy: I always drank Renny as a cure for a sore throat
Ivy: It helped me too!
Ivy: I just learned that he was burnt...
Liya: Oh, he’s from a burn?

The conversation of a girl (D) who has been on a hard diet for three weeks with a guy (P)
D: Again, a colleague in front of him eats his waffles
Q: Think of the fact that waffles contain a lot of fat, chemical additives to improve the taste, and the waffle layers themselves taste like paper.
D: Well yeah, it’s you wrapped them on both cheeks.
Q: It was only once!
Q: And so you know... I didn’t get any pleasure from it.

(Please take the wallpaper)

This is not damned, the corner falls away.
I: the home
Oh well, Hill

Once I thought that war was evil, then the soldiers came and cut off my family, now I spit the pacifists in the face and believe that they (the soldiers) did everything right, went to the army to become the same and cut off the innocent families.
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Unfortunately, it does not happen. You say yourself that I am a civilian, I do not want to fight and I will not, war is bad, I am neutral!", and as a projectile flies into your home, or bulky soldiers let your family round in front of your eyes, or you live years under bombing, or another misfortune. Oh how the worldview changes! And you take the weapons in your hands, you go to the army, the partisans, or you kick with a self-made fuga at the nearest cost (truth not thinking of the fact that those who did it to you were right, but from a sense of revenge, self-preservation... and at least justice or hatred, and even a shift by phase). To not go far, the Second World War saw all this in all variants and scales. And not only her. Evil, done or done, often changes people. Changes very much. And Hanoi is not always on the best side. The seed of evil is easier, the germ of evil rises better, like weeds. It is good to grow long and on prepared soil. Try not to do excessive evil, it only increases evil.
With respect, WWE

If you teach, they listen to you, and if you teach, they hate you.

The beginning.

I go to my native factory. and BA! Behind the garbage container, in the niche, there are coins - several five thousand, folded. And the container is steel, heavy; and the niche is narrow; and my uncle is not small... No, I don’t go through. But the brain is no less than that of the monkey: he took a swab and grabbed money out of tightness.
From the smoker, and a group of colleagues is leaving. I was the first to think of the swallow. The other stomachs pulled in and climbed, crawling. And the "money" on the printer is printed, and yet qualitatively so, without looking at not distinguishing. And there is a trick: after the stamping of their utyug well smoothed, so that even to the touch, therefore, they were like real almost.
I broke further entertainment to my colleagues. I took those “thirty thousand” to myself: I got, that is, mine.

The continuation.

I’ve been putting this printed bubble in my wallet for six months. It seems like you know - unreal - and as you get into the wallet, it's nice...
And here I go to the night shift at eight o’clock, on the way to the cigarette bar for cigarettes. There, it seems, my capital has been painted. On the dark street, a boy and a girl caught me, the boy scared with a folded knife, and the girl took the wallet. and escaped.

The end.

My wife worked at a hypermarket nearby. In the morning, she told me: Late in the evening came a dwarf, picked up a full basket of overseas buffalo and valuable snacks, and at the box office began to squeeze two false five thousand. The treasurer said to him, "Wait a minute, now the exchange will be brought" - and a button. And a minute later, the GBR has a hammer in his hands, and five minutes later, the police get the same paper from his pockets. and Prilep. Up to 8 years.
It is a pity that the girl did not work. Well, with this lifestyle will not walk for a long time.

In the United States began the Afro-Maidan.

xxx: Imagine, I sat down here and asked Galka to call her phone. I see, and there is the last call to some contact "MH";
X: I think she wrote me that way? Somehow it does not look like her.
And then I look, and the number is not mine!
WOW: So what, did you make a breakdown?
XXX is yes. It turned out that "MCH" is the "Museum of Tchaikovsky" :(. Now everyone tells me that I am jealous of her museums :(.

xxx: My wife experienced not that cognitive dissonance, not that post Russia in action.
XHH: We were summoned to the Commission on Minors, on the 25th.
XHH: I learned about this from the agenda that came on the 26th.

Open filtration of protons from a mixture of gases through a graphene plate under certain temperature conditions in the presence of a catalyst.

This actually provides a theoretical basis for building hydrogen generators from atmospheric air. According to Geim, we can release up to 1% of atmospheric hydrogen.

Energy unrelated to mineral sources, mobile generators on vehicles.

If this is not the future, then I don’t know how to surprise you.

They invented Lucia.
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The wife's father gathered to the market for foods, his wife as usual rewarded him with a list of "what to buy" where there was a bunch of medicines (to buy at the pharmacy) and at the end of the assignment "2 sells".
The test, so as not to fade, gave the list
to the pharmacist.
In short, he did not buy salad for dinner, but brought 2 bags of some herbs, it seems sweet... He says that the pharmacist had long guessed...

Better to be a fool than a naive fool who will ride everyone who is not lazy.

The false dichotomy.
You can’t be foolish, naive and foolish at the same time.

Hardkorinka: I was driving. On the highway 5 cars, in each a girl sits, instructors stand a handful at the side, their students occasionally look at them. Here I hear the scream "Stop, fool!", right on the brakes. I see, I am not the only one who considers myself a fool, all the girls who have been there have stopped. And they look scared where they were touched.
In general, there was one pillar collapsed, on it and orals.

Dreams come true and not come true.

Yuri Antonov plans to request from Apple the maximum possible amount of compensation, which is 5 million rubles for the composition. Since 90 works of the singer were sold on iTunes, the total amount of compensation could amount to 450 million rubles.
“We received a response that Antonov’s music to the store was provided by third-party content providers – Routenote/Insomnia Ltd. and Believe SAS. There the money was paid as royalties from the sale of works belonging to Yuri Antonov. For example, the company Believe SAS received a reward of 41 rubles 40 copies for the entire time of the album placement, the company RouteNote Ltd – $ 1.24”, – commented the CEO of RAO Sergey Fedotov.

This "cut off censorship" misunderstandings:
xxx: Yesterday on the track, in several sections on the sidelines were pits of sand in groups of 5-7 pieces. In fact, all the clusters of the same size, liters of 40 each. The distance between the squares is the same, 3 meters. Each piece has a sign "Sand". The WTF?
Yyy: The captain obviously had fun.

And when the snow falls out and there is ice all of a sudden, you will say a hundred times thank you to this captain the obvious that you immediately found a bunch of sand on the inscription on the tablet, rather than rushing the thorns with a plea in the eyes "why the roadmen did not leave on the side of the sand for grinding".
You need to think with your brains, not what you are used to.

Yesterday until late at night we discussed the new CRM system, including the interface - menu, submenu, the rest of the elements. He promised to release early today.
This morning my daughter got sick, my wife had to leave in the evening, well, I say to the boss:
- How good that I am leaving early today, my wife needs a meeting, I'll just replace her.
The boss even worried why I suddenly depended on half a word.

A father can give any child, even a puppy, if he can perform parental duties better than his mother.
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What is the reality, theorist? If the mother does not lead an antisocial lifestyle and there are no facts of physical violence - the chances for the father are almost zero. It is written in the papers that the parents have equal rights and duties, in fact the mother does not have to prove anything at all, and the man must climb out of the skin, so as not to be a camel.

to this:

Everything is right. A hat - a hat, a spoon - a bed, a barrel - a barrel, a cat - a basket, etc.
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And also legendary:
"Take care of the sunset! Wear hats and shoes!"