A very clever pig persuaded the wolf to accept Islam.

to this:
Even if refrigerators have a transparent door, people will still open it and look into it without thinking.
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The light does not burn when the door is closed.
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In the pre-last season of the series, there is a moment when Hank approaches the refrigerator with a glass door and runs, the drum breaks, a photo element in the camera lighting up!
21 in the hole.
Cat, Odmin, Mother Siberian

Black Friday in the US: prices are falling
Black Friday: the Russian ruble falls

Since the condensate began to be sold in bags, the main thing in the morning is not to make yourself coffee with mayonnaise (

The rate of the dollar almost reached 50 rubles.
"Pass" said the CBC. "Vest" said the forex market. "No 3!" said the population

Called from the provider to whom he left the application, they say (almost literally):"We were unable to send you a commercial offer, because we were not able to send you a commercial offer. I forgot to mention the address. You have the first main letter or not".

Cut me down silently with a sequel.
And with their pile they crucified me.
Pieces in the bag you put me
Take me to the woods quickly.

Buried the change.
At the dawn of the day
It hangs on me.
Loans in Dollars
Do you live like that? and c)

macleod: November 27 Lamoda received the Ernst & Young Award in the nomination "Success in Russia"
Macleod: offices of one of the largest Russian online stores Lamoda are being searched
Lush: It is a success

That kind of girl...
Serena, B*# what kind of gentleness? Where is your hard and hard word?! to
Oh, that kind of girl!by 11

The crisis is more and more compressing the ass of the country: if earlier in the spam came offers to buy a business center and invest in Forex, now they offer to buy a self-propelled machine :)

What does it mean nothing? And what about Malevich’s greatest painting "Morning in the Pine Tomb"?

XXX: They Remember
@XXX, Your activity was observed on Russian servers Ragnarok 2005-2008.
Those very golden years, when the porings were more pink, and the swallows clinged to the eye.
We would like to inform you that on November 28 at 21:00 the new server Ragnarok Online will open.
It will match the times when you played this wonderful game.@ by
XXX: Playing the game
YYY: Drug couriers never forget their clients

For those who believe that girls are not interested in sex, have you ever heard about female orgasm?
How many species do you know?

Young people, youth

The fact that the iPhone will now be advertised in the subway means that the phone is no longer considered elite and intended for the proletarians.
How to go to fashion clubs?

here here :
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I decided to buy a newly purchased manual circular. Guess what was the first thing that got under her teeth?
Right, her network cable!
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Now you have learned on a clear example how items are added to the safety rules. You were lucky that it wasn’t your hand.

Two police officers are going on the crossing, and behind them the bomber is wrapping and swinging: "Well, take me, because it's cold, guys, how cold it is here!"

With the Hicks, from the discussion of the upcoming law on what to watch, and even more the creation of erotic images with characters similar to minors (anime — big eyes, photo — school uniform, etc.) On the Internet will give prison sentences from 3 to 10 years, more than for causing serious bodily injury:
by ErgoZr:
That is, if I go and remove someone before resuscitation and disability, is it less harmful than if I watch hentai? Or am I misunderstood something?
by Veam:
The logic here is this – if you look at the hentai, then you are a pedophile, and no one can be worse than a pedophile.
They were even forbidden to give.
by SovGVD:
And can we get more details about “in school form” and “Making... without the purpose of dissemination, public demonstration”?
I wanted to buy my wife a suit and a camera.
by Dimakovalenko:
Better beat your wife, they will give less.

We have a security guard at work. Such a healthy man. He knows thousands of terms and generally all kinds of cool security chips. Well so here. Someone at work is trying to eat someone else’s food. It will get out of the refrigerator, eat, wash the plate and put it back. We put a camera in the kitchen. And now our cool security guard comes up with tasks:" Please help me find my kefir". This is so. He also studied in graduate school.

Ahah) here the beard on Skype with a friend cheats and a friend lists what he needs in the toy
"Yes, I need a golda, I need an inst, I need a p..." 
Here is his mother behind the picture:
You have to go to the exam, idiot!and "

Raf: Why are you silent? Do you work or shake?
Zerowin: throwing
Raf: WV or a member?
Zerowin: Member
Raf: own or foreign?
Zerowin: Enough is enough! I am working!