In the early 2000s, my mom led me somewhere in the winter, and I did not hold her hand, but the handles of her bag for some reason (probably her both hands were occupied). And some cold decided to take my mother’s bag out of her hand and escape. It was only my rubber rubber from the wreaths that got stuck to the handle of the bag, and I was on the blade following the thief)) The unhappy thief dropped the bag, the security system "daughter" got a delicious, the blade did not suffer due to the thick-walled shirt "under the leopard"))

In Moscow opened a monument to the corrupt.
The giant wheel as a symbol of retreat.
It does not rotate. A sign that you need to squeeze.

One ball is not enough, one half ball is needed.

More from the 90s. A young mother accompanies a first-class student, at the school itself, the copnik breaks a chain from her mother's neck and runs away. The woman was not confused, running to school, on the phone. On the occasion, a car patrol was nearby, she was on board, through the surrounding courts, and the robber was detained. He naturally dropped the chain. They brought me what to do??? Proof zero, the copnik oret “Baba was wrong.” Opera on grass popped - roughly at the place of detention a chain was found. There is something, but it is not enough to detain. I decided to identify the hopper with his son, a first-class student. Everything as it should be, statistics, understood, teacher. Bringing a boy. He looks down on the floor, silent. I: “Do you know any of these people? Have you seen it before?” The boy looked, kept silent and said “No.” I’m about myself, well, it’s all gone. The boy continues, “I don’t know any of them, but this goat broke the chain with my mother.” They robbed everybody, even the thief.

In addition to the king of the cannon that does not shoot and the king of the bell that does not ring, we now have the king of the wheel that does not spin.

I have a couch standing so that next to my ear is just a socket. And since, apparently, there is a hole inside between the apartments, from there you can often hear how a student renting an apartment relieves the stress before the exams. I’ve never heard you fuck so funny.



Her man smells loudly and hard, apparently for every friction, right here! Oh oh! Oh oh!

And she, in turn, whispers, very thin. It is YI! Y is! Y is!

It is wow! Y is! Oh oh! Y is! Oh oh! Y is!

And at the end he says: Dancing, I’m finished!

And she replied: Iisiah!



And when he ends, he always so loudly, with a feeling, scary bass: Thank you, Danetka!! to

XXX: How about the new version?

YYY: I have struck

XXX: I see it, with the release what?

In the 1990s, he was at the Car-Man concert. This is where Lemoch and Titomyr were.

A friend from another city asked for an autograph from Titomir. I even bought the poster in advance and put the flomaster in my pocket )) But the concert ended and did not match the autograph...

I come home, tell my father that this is such a shit, asked to get an autograph, and the case did not appear.

The father said, “Let me ask the question! Bring your poster here!

Takes the flommaster, a poster and is written on it.

He says, “Tell Tom the man. No one knows exactly what Titomir is writing about.



It seemed like the guy was happy, and I am still ashamed somehow.)

In our difficult times, the most difficult thing is for ordinary people.

A student was very upset when he was expelled from the university football team. He decided to take revenge.

In the summer, when everyone went on vacation, he began to regularly go out to the university stadium in a striped jacket, whistle in a whistle and scatter a grain on the field. When the sporting season began in the autumn in Studgorod, the referry came out on the field and whispered, countless flocks of birds flocked from all sides. The game was broken.

Are you going to vote? This is an opportunity to change the situation.
Where to? All of my candidates are in jail.

Xxx: When my older brother was 5, he went to the cinema with his parents. In the middle of the session, brother and dad went to the toilet. After n an amount of time, the brother returns to the cinema and right from the door in all the darkness screams loudly to his mother that "Daddy is crazy and he needs paper!" In a word, there was a whole route))) it was in a small working village, where everyone, of course, knew each other. My mom is still getting out of this situation.

xxx: Worked at a pig complex, the pigs were fed well and they still ate each other. In one night, 10 pigs can eat one whole ass. A pig approached, bite another by the tail while playing, a wound appeared. and all. If not stopped in time, they will be eaten out. This is not happening from hunger. In the picture are pigs.



Yyy: In one documentary I heard that they were bored, under such conditions of life, every animal begins to behave like this.



Zzzz: I have to take my wife to the cinema. Is it little...

xxx: Went with my husband into the forest with a nightclub, a tent, all the business. I felt the pressure in the lower part of my body, got out of the tent and decided that if I would walk around it, climbing the ground, the shrinking of the leaves and branches would block the sound. At each step, the slightly struggling pressure, satisfied with its smoothness, went to the second circle, and there was rust: "Do you scare the territory or scare off mosquitoes?"

The phrase "simple as three pennies" is still used, and what it means, not everyone understands.

An old friend of mine, after retirement, started teaching young people to drive trucks at the corresponding college. He tells us:

My current education does not impress me. Learn to move backwards, drive into the supposed courtyard. The guy does nothing. Under a straight angle, I explain, once, another, and no hell. Sitting on a smoke. Here he says to me, “Uncle Vitus, how can the angle be straight?”

A new lesson.
The Teacher:
"What are the names of those who chew money out of the country and take it to rich countries, where they spend money?"
The Wolf:
The Occupants? The foreign agents?
Sit down Col. They are patriots.
Foreign agents import money into the country and spend it here.

If at night you want to suck, then dreams almost constantly appear, sometimes interesting.



YYY: The main thing in these dreams is not to squeeze anyone. Even if you are very requested...

My girlfriend had a lover. and married. 10 years of love, passion, suffering, tears and joy. And finally it happened: the man decided, left his wife and moved to his girlfriend. and forever. When dividing the property he got a family dog - a healthy terrier. My friend also had a dog. The problem is that the dogs are not friends. at all! Fighting and the like. The question arose: one of the dogs will have to get rid of. But nobody agreed to give theirs! are disrupted. They departed.

Xxx: A few years ago I invited a German colleague from the Hannover office to visit Peter. It didn’t come in the autumn, as I recommended, but in the winter. The frost then stood, the temperature of the batteries tended to the temperature of the boilers in hell. All the windows in the apartment are open because it is not possible. I showed him the city, after a few days we sit in guests with my friends, he concluded his story about the impressions of St. Petersburg as follows: "But most of all I was impressed by two things, which I will never see anywhere else: the "Lebbin Lake" in the Mariinsky Theatre and that you have windows for opening in the winter.