First line in the book on thermodynamics and statistical mechanics:



Ludwig Boltzmann, who spent a lot of time studying statistical mechanics, committed suicide in 1906. The same fate endured in 1933 Paul Erenfest, who continued his works.

Now it is our turn to do statistical mechanics. It would probably be wise to approach this subject with some caution.

xxx: My ex-girlfriend just hired as a tester at a company where I work as a developer. Wish me good luck guys!

When he bought his first car, he drove on it with his future wife, and on the radio he sang Kipelov "I am free", made louder, after which his wife said - turn it off. Then I realized that I was not free.

We sit in the house and rest. My wife is sleeping, my kids are with me. On the box of some fighter, and the hero shoots the clock with a knife. Here the elderly 16-year-old suddenly says, “Do you know how to throw knives?”

I of course. As a child, I played with knives.

In the sense of childhood?! to

There was such a fun before. When I was 6-7 years old, I started playing socks in the yard. In the territory, or ships.

Is she 6 years old? Are you scratching again?! to

If you want to, let me learn...

We go out into the courtyard, I learn how to properly hold, how to approximately calculate the distance... I draw a circle. We start playing.

She is in half an hour - I still don't believe that before at 6 years old in knives played, children with knives walked...

Here the woman goes out on the doorstep - "Oh, you are playing in the knives?! I want to be with you! I haven’t played since childhood. The daughter's eyes are rounded, and the wife continues - you don't fix the brush, so the dad wins. I will learn the right way!

There is no scene.)

xxx: Interestingly, should I with a third-degree heart blockade and a cardiostimulator count on a revision of my fitness category?



Is it a cardiostimulator? You are a cyborg. The Imperial Strike Fighters

On the beach wearing dark glasses to not scare the girls with their hungry eyes.

The head of the pioneer camp, put an ultimatum, or Seroga becomes the head of some circle, or - better not to check.

How can I run a circle if I can’t do anything?
I will not sign a report on pedopractic.
–...
The next day, on the board of ads hanged a wrongly written poster inviting children to the circle "Young Astronaut". The curious leaders gathered to see what Sergei had invented. Thirty children were registered with him. He arranged them all in a circle, and himself stood in the center and, taking the most brave man for his hand and foot, slowly began to swing. Having made 5-6 turns, he dropped the future cosmonaut on the lawn and while he recovered, Seroga scattered another. The children were enthusiastic above the roof, and after the end of the class, they continued to run for Seroga for a long time and asked, "When will we fly into space next time?"

Specifically for Ally Pugacheva will be established the status of "member of the foreign agent family".

A man sits in the room in front of the comp, and clicks in search of:

How do you know if your wife is a witch?

A woman cries out of the kitchen:

Can you just ask me?

Girls, NEVER drink in clubs what you haven’t seen.



YYY: You are now breaking off someone’s comment by sex, and someone’s organ transplant. Do not so

It is believed that in a dispute or fight, one side is right and the other is not. In combination, there are two options.

I went into the room of fear. I was very afraid of such places, so I wanted to go in and run quickly so as not to stay there for a long time. I went in, and it was dark. I immediately ran and stumbled on the first step... In the end: around me there are 5 spirits, ghosts, zombies and other impurities and they ask me not to cry, because people outside are afraid...

Kazakhs are a nomadic people, can not live in one city for a long time.

I once in Israel asked a girl I knew, “Are you all allowed to have guns?”

Of course, we are free people!

Do you also have?

of course. Anyone over the age of 18 can buy a gun.

Are there even Arabs?

Of course not. We are free people, not madness.

Only one is trying – the others are “putting” effort...

Once I parked at the store. Incassiers come in, one goes out with a carabine, followed by another two with bags, and go to the store. Returning back, two people with their bags begin to get into the car, and the man with the carbide turned his back to them and this covers them in the manner of commands (carbide upperweight). While he was riding, they left and forgot about him.

Can I pay for raw products with ruble-like money?

My friend and I in the golden student time once returned to her home at night, taking a lot of alcohol from different fortresses. And they decided not to burn (although her mother was quite loyal to the intake of alcohol, 20 years of children, the main thing that would be at home in the morning), and since the front door was made a bell, and everyone entering the apartment notified everyone about his parish. So the best way to get home at that moment seemed to be to climb out the window. 2 floor, house of old building, with brick outputs. And we girls are sports, trained, so the idea was immediately implemented. Everything went well, got up without falls and other problems, knocked on the window, what a friend's brother would open to us. Only with drunk eyes through the window, and we climbed, it turns out, into my mom’s room. At the knock she opened the window, assessed the picture and with the words "well come, once you came" opened the window. Then for a long time over us that the account at the level of kindergarten did not learn.

I went to the first class on September 1 in 88. Mommy was in the hospital, and the file was at work. And my grandmother couldn’t, even though she was still alive then. And I went, I remember it was scary to chew. A crowd of adults, and I am alone, but with flowers. So I remember back with the flowers and came home. No one told me that I had to give them back.

You used to browse the internet and now the internet is watching you.