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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102989
 19.09.2014
In the bus, that fifth, that tenth class after attending the circus behave equally noisy. Only high school students, expressing their emotions, mostly use mat.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102988
 19.09.2014
See also: Scuco The nose is laid. Without looking, I grab the spray from the shelf, turn off the cover and spray in one nose. I pull my hand away and look closely at the bubble. by PVA.

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102987
 19.09.2014
I can not add:
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And if you, Dalbyop, are told, "Glass, lead, wood," then do not write in the other adjectives two letters of N!! to
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"But what is it"?
"Purpose of the paper"?
"Full of the questionnaire"

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In fact, the words "glass, lead, wood" - words-exceptions from the rule of writing with one -n- adjectives, formed with the help of the suffix -yan-. The examples given by you to this rule do not apply to any side, therefore, the attempt to troll failed.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №102986
 19.09.2014
Believe it! I am a Scottish woman and have lived here for 50 years. The Wolfman’s daughter. Believe me, we are not so clear here. No one wants a department!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №102985
 19.09.2014
The drug thieves caught in Moscow were not arrested.
Fishing for what?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102984
 19.09.2014
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yyy: After extrapolating, you can expect a first-class student to grow up to four meters by the end of school. Mathematics is a science for those who think before they count.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102983
 19.09.2014
Eropka: It is right. It is important to set priorities. I always, when I save the drowning, first save the woman, then the child (because the woman still gives birth to children, and the child still needs to be raised) and then the retiree. If, of course, the retiree is not my uncle – a millionaire. I don’t save men in principle – I don’t need competition.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102982
 19.09.2014
The Autumn ***

The summer has flown!
Autumn has arrived!
The Euro 49
The dollar is 38.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102981
 19.09.2014
Dennis: I have a cat-mix of enoto with a suitcase. 6 kg. The tongue does not reach the ass, the whole saddle is in the buttocks. I don't overfeed, I don't binge, I keep on a diet. This cock is apparently starving of hunger.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102980
 19.09.2014
XHH: Now the unexpected spoke. Unfortunately, I did not remove the view.
Please tell me )))
I am sitting in the house, the wind has risen. The single-use plate rolled on the bed, the wind lifted it up and threw it out through the fence.
Okay, I went to get her, so that the neighbors don’t chase that I’m throwing rubbish for the fence.
So she, without landing, returned through the fence and clearly landed in the garbage bag.
I am conscious 😉

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №102979
 19.09.2014
I went to the laundry store, I am looking for such a thing - a connector for the clothes, so that the back gets open. I ask the seller. He looks like a fool and blows out:
Too much money? Cross the blades on the back and work to the end.
My husband asks her:
Do you wear strips?
Of course!
Too much money? The usual pants in the ass deeper and deal with the end!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102978
 19.09.2014
My friend saw a freezer filled with ice cream. Now I know where the cancers winter.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №102977
 18.09.2014
What kind of man am I? A constant noise! Then the sandwich fell down again.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №102976
 18.09.2014
Put a cross in the ballot.
The hand as it led.
signed by itself.
by Uilo

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №102975
 18.09.2014
She: I was sitting at a stop today, something got into my eye and I focused on rubbing it. Next to me stood the grandmother of God, noticed me and sympathetically said, “Don’t cry, daughter. I was even worse at your age than you were and then I got married!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102974
 18.09.2014
I begin to think that the site has become frequently visited by sociologists, psychologists and other similar personalities and put here various experiments and experiments. I will not exclude trolls either. and :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102973
 18.09.2014
I go to the bath to work, carry cakes in a transparent bag.
The guard, what are you wearing?
I am bringing light, goodness and love.
He gives me a cake.
I - there are no cakes, there is light, goodness and love. What to you?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102972
 18.09.2014
Tagged: Ambassadors
Tags: for sex
What I didn’t go for
HH: You can’t imagine.
Do you have soap? :)

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №102971
 18.09.2014
by nikshelepov
Comrade, I will not wear this.
What are you talking about, fighter?
I will not...
What about E...U?
Please try it, Comrade!
It is an order!
It is not by statute!
What do I do, according to the statute? My whole life is not according to the statute. The dog in Chechnya eats! The scratched Ukrainian taught – I am the son of an officer, a local, from Simferopil! Mordor Guthalin painted – don’t shout, bro! and handzap! This is what? Also by statute?! to
Comrade, we will be laughed.
- Wear the kit, son, and go in order, I said!!! Tomorrow to jump... Nothing... In England, the guards wear these shirts – so the special forces of the GRU can...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102970
 18.09.2014
I have a rationalization proposal. Why spend on heat protection for landing spacecraft, when you can simply glue them with icons.
It's just not clear, do you need ancient wooden or can copies be printed on a regular printer? Experts tell me.
Can not! Because when taking off the spacecraft will hit the sky dome!
- So on top you need to paste another icon, which protects against strikes. Heat protection is also not only made up of ceramics, and we will have a coating of composite icons.
An all-pervading icon against an indestructible dome. Edak and the Higgs boson can be destroyed.
/Discussions on the statement of the mcsnar / Glory to the physicists!

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