On the phone with a girl (D):
D: Hello
I: Hello
D: I called you to ask something, then I realized I knew you would answer and I was upset by your answer.

Do you have dogs going to the toilet? Where are you then?

by God. Are you living alone? No is? With the parents? Are they going to the toilet? Where are you then?

XXX is:
I am faced with the choice of "slots"
Who can advise from personal experience?
I go to Lenin. Long time of autonomous work
Budget up to $400, GPS accuracy receiver.

YYY :
Take the Bundess folded blade:
It fits into the budget (for 400 you can buy from dozens of blades).
Excellent time of autonomous work - in six months never charged.
However, the accuracy of the allocation of coordinates is a little crumbling - only by the sun, having stumbled in the sand, knowing the exact time, you can more or less calculate the latitude. If you magnetize and drop into the water in the pad (not included), then you can find out the direction to the north.

and ZZZ:
Clothing is no longer in fashion.
After use, the sand is stuck.

Where to check for SPD?
by speedtest.net

Rosselkhoznadzor about a tourist who tried to transport a car to Russia 70 kilograms of French pastry made of meat of peaches, fasan, duck and wild cock.

There were times of jeans, plates tried to carry... and now the sacrifice.

[19:41:11] Anton: I found a location with NPSSami.
I’m showing the hotel for the third time and I see the same Uzbek man smoking in front of the elevator and looking out the window. He lacks only a question over his head and a sad story for the quest.
[21:41:20] Eugene: You take care of yourself
[21:41:25] Eugene: Maybe he is there
[21:41:39] Eugene: or you lack the level to take the quest)
[21:45:14] Anton: It is unlikely, most likely the slaves just didn’t write him a quest yet
[21:45:35] Evgeny: Wait for the renewal

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Genre: fantasy, drama, family, short film, detective
Yozik in the Mist (1975)

<Alka> the ability to include the fool-a sign of female wisdom
< Melody> rather tricks
<Alpha> I don’t think
<Melody> sorry
<Imagine> the prick of wisdom, it is the ability to fool-off.
<Melody> exactly

yyy: Try to break the Excel file with your hands - it raises the mood in the morning!

What is it: Acho? Opened the file. He divided it into five parts and kept it under different names. Then I threw it into 5 different baskets on the desk.

I know how to spend working hours.

To enter the purified railway is to scratch a dark spot from the tableboard for half an hour and then realize that it is a shadow from the tea tree.

I worked for a long time at the SES.I washed the cushion on the base, and put it in the dryer (160 °).At the exit I was waiting for a composition of plastic stalagmites and a sticky cushion. After trying to scrape the cloth, she decided to heat it in the same way, and so that the plastic did not swell the closet, she laid a sheet of paper at the bottom. Again, at the exit, I was met with the smell of well-brown plastic and a brown sheet of paper that had been dried to the state of pergament by the miracle of not burning. The safety instructions were clearly not read by me.

and ***

Apparently, a negative IQ is also a reality...

Discussion of the new film "A Good Man" with Sigal on a famous track.

XXX: the set of battle is less.
But here’s how you can have sex with a naked grandmother while you’re dressed in a leather coat. I have never seen such.
Why does he not show his body? As a snowman. Seeing the fat swam seriously.

YYY: Why do you look at the naked Seagal?

Always know your place in the food chain.

This story happened in the time of a tumultuous student youth... my friend wanted to try a group shower. He persuaded me to call the girls of the corresponding profession, of course, two.. agreed that they would come to my house.. we stand near the entrance, we wait.. a taxi comes in, one girl comes out, cute.
I say goodbye, “What is your name?” and “Julia.” "Julia, nice, but we both ordered, wanted to have fun, will you do it yourself?" Then she says, “I don’t know what you ordered there, I’m going home to myself!” It turns out, it’s a neighbor from the upper floor... so I haven’t been red for a long time...

All of! The reconstruction is finally over! The McDonald’s at Pushkinskaya is closed.

The night. The phone rings. The tube is taken by the husband of the factory. From there the scream "We urgently need a cat on the cage!!!!!and "
The husband asks with a bad voice: “All cats sleep.” He puts the phone.

Commentary on the article "North Korea offered Russia its programmers"
xxx: It’s probably not that easy to program on wooden bills.
yyy: is it by chance not those who made that "super Mega" game? There are some races there.
zzz:In North Korea of races only "Catch the Dog" and "Cross the Border"

The Ukrainian flag was hanged on a Stalinist highlight in Moscow.

Activists hanged a Palestinian flag on the Manhattan Bridge in New York.

1 to 1 shield.

X is Hi!
Y: We have been healed today.
X: I do not remember.
Y: And I took a course of pills and my memory improved.
What are the names of the pills?
and : blin

Program recognition of sleep phases:
xxx: Two in one bed - in any way does not work normally - there is no way to recognize the affiliation of movements
YYY:...and if a murmuring cat falls on him in bed, the program will just destroy itself, ahah!