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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102929
 18.09.2014
xxx: Created a new site for objor - jag.ru!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №102928
 18.09.2014
The head of the department of supervisory activities and preventive work of the Ministry of Emergencies of the Russian Federation Viktor Klimkin said that the icon of the Mother of God "The Unburning Kupina" helps in fires.

Therefore, it is necessary to deprive all churches of fire and alarm equipment at the legislative level! Do not go out when churches burn! If God wanted to destroy His house, so be it.

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102927
 18.09.2014
The rapist from Zadolbayek wants to ask - if his daughter were in the place of that Lena, would he also understand and forgive the criminal? Broke the life of a girl and many more people, judging by the nostalgic description of her turbulent activity in the 90s, and get it on the merits! And your daughter is not to blame, just as Lena was not to blame!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №102926
 18.09.2014
Are you a renowned professor?
Do your homework with a 2nd grade student on modern textbooks - feel like an idiot.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102925
 18.09.2014
The incomprehensible:

Something all on the "endowed ex-zack" to drive steel. Did you read the text carefully? He does not complain about his part (he acknowledges his guilt and does not remove responsibility), but about the fact that, if you look around, people are not better, but at the same time consider themselves absolutely above him.

Because they are better! No scammer will do as much evil as one rapist. I am a victim of people like him. And judging by the text, he does not consider himself guilty "the time was"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102924
 18.09.2014
OOO Vasilyk, would be called OOO Waste-Income.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102923
 18.09.2014
You will listen so everywhere accountants and admin - blood enemies,
Something is unbelievable, today I watched the picture as the administrator with the chief executive of the cups with plushes drank at lunch, and yesterday the chief executive carried the administrator to the STO where he left the car for repair.
So you don’t need to stress the situation, it’s not so dumb and dumb and not so dumb and dumb.
P.S and our SISS. admin slim, smoothly shaved and does not drink

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №102922
 17.09.2014
Glory to the Scottish People’s Republic!! to
London on the go!! to
Who doesn’t miss the British!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102921
 17.09.2014
Fatigue is when you used the couch behind the TV controller that fell there and fell asleep on the couch.

[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102920
 17.09.2014
Many children, why are you telling us all this?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №102919
 17.09.2014
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A woman is three things:
Drawing her husband to the grave (even the former)
Raising my son like a grandmother
Destroy another couple of families.
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Judging by the tone, the second thing the author’s mother did exactly.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102918
 17.09.2014
I read the advertisement "1 hour in the bath for free"... I think "why ban? Do you have to pay for the bath?"
The Doctor

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102917
 17.09.2014
Don’t go fucking, right? If you are so miserable, maybe stop dressing a child in the Children's World / collecting them to school? Go to the market, there children's pants cost as much as adults, and at the school bazar I gathered my first-class student to school, putting in 10 rubles. Do you want to teach a child with young nails to the boutiques? Okay, go into the Children's World, eat after that wide, and don't bite, for God's sake!

and ***

What a good mom, delicate, educated. My son will probably be educated like that.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102916
 17.09.2014
I went to elections on Sunday.
He stopped from the cabin screaming:
Pikachu, I choose you!!! to
I am an adult, cultural person.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102915
 17.09.2014
XXX is out! Here a man in a row after me in the supermarket took 10 bottles of vodka 1.5l and beer 12 bottles.
Yyy: Seeing decided to avenge the liver for something
Zzzz: for refusing XD

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №102914
 17.09.2014
What do you do, do you play?
WOW: Yes, no mood, the wife instead of "good night" called the fool.
XXX: What is it?
WOW: Do I know? She says that for a month, as her head did not hurt, I said that
I wish her sweet dreams.
XXX: You are not a fool! You are stupid.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102913
 17.09.2014
Letter to the IT department:
...
Our deputy manager asks to give her a new computer, as this (standard configuration and 2 GB of RAM) does not have time to follow the flow of her thoughts and ideas.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №102912
 17.09.2014
It was noted: the look that drivers of cars sometimes give people standing at the stop is roughly equivalent to the look sent by passengers of trams travelling along designated paths to drivers standing in a traffic jamming.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102911
 17.09.2014
And God said to Noah, “Make backup, and I will format it.”
And Noah poured into the repository every interface and its implementation.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102910
 17.09.2014
> "Sorry, your Windows copy cannot be logged into due to the sanctions of the country from which the IP address was activated. Please change the government and try later."

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