It is fun to watch the sign "speed limit 100 km / h" on the MKAD, when you watch it continuously for three hours.

"Man of the second class" with "Debt" - only one question: and you never represented your daughter in the place of Lena? If not, imagine and be silent about the fact that you have been borrowed... That you have a wife and a daughter is an amazing mercy of fate.

Could it be possible to get back on the debt of an adequate fashion? Does he read at all, what does he miss or chooses all by the blind method?

and a joke:
Two staff members, the old and the young, discuss the resume. Both are tired and the paper is full. Suddenly the old man takes half of it and throws it into the garbage.
M – Why?! to
Q: Why are our companies losers?? to

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Man of the second kind. All these people are better than you by not raping women, hate. It is a pity that you were not dropped into the area. You might know what it is on your skin. You have a daughter. Are you not afraid that such "not worse than others" like you may encounter her on their way?

Any crime except rape can be justified. Even murder can be committed for self-defense or by accident. They are raped by their own evil will.

Discussion on Wikipedia:
178.49.150.111: we accidentally unlock us please, the cat passed through the keyboard, forgive us with the barsic.
Administrator: And in 2011 the article "Henrietta Dura" was also created by Barsik? And in the article "Christian Ethics" did he try to mother too? Or do you think the admins are stupid and don’t see your and Barsique’s artworks? Relax and read the rules. Then we ask for mercy.

The Curious.
And do flies have a brain shake when they hit the glass for a long time?

From a biological point of view, mosquitoes do not have a brain. But we can talk about shaking the flies.

From Habr.
XXX: The program is made at the Python library blivet. Python is running!! to
YYY: Not Python, but Python, read Wikipedia.
ZZZ: Not Python, but Python, don’t read Wikipedia.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Translated by Corrie
How did the hunt go? Have you killed them all? :)

WOW :
We sit in the siege for the third hour, past the ducks fly, periodically shoot, if low. And once again, the duck Vitiya swings his gun, targets, shoots, I look with a binoculars, and once again I say - no one has fallen, - oh, except for my self-esteem - Vitiya says. This is how it happened.)

C of Habra:
The XXX has an impressive spectrum: 1.2 GHz processor, 512 MB RAM, 4 GB of user memory, but it is not very clear why it is needed in the watch.

After that, running Doom on the printer doesn’t seem like such a strange act.

But few people have understood the washing machine and know that the missing socks can be found in the drum mantle!

X: And I collect stickers from bananas, but boast of nothing yet – about a hundred stickers in a couple of years.
y: Yes, fucking, after the phrase "I collect labels from bananas" it is clear that you have nothing to boast about.

to this
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"...It is sad that now a large family is a cause for laughter. Have you ever thought that people can get joy in their family circle? andquot;

Have you ever thought that two jobs and construction are more than 12 hours not home, not in a family circle? And in the family circle - 30 minutes for dinner and on the side.

Xxx: Fuck how they’ve been haunted lately.
YYY: good nutty zeball

Chuck you!
It seems that my poor android has lost his virginity and caught some viruses. All day runs all the applications, why climbs into Wi-Fi and navigation, and also writes SMSs such as "evdaoidajoi ažžidv roay ril r";

Evangel Eas†
My old nokia was clinging to the same virus after I drank my beer

Evangel Eas†
One in one, yes

From Snezhkin:

of Crimea. The beach. I sit down and enjoy:
The corn is hot. The hot corn. Young and hot as a girl.
- Shashlik of midi, shrimp, rapans, cakes, flavored, beer! Go away shit! Sorry people, I’m a cowboy.
The Banana! by Katamaran! Who wants to ride? Who wants to fly a parachute over the sea? No age restrictions! Then he sees me and hurriedly adds to the megaphone: - Weight limit - one hundred and fifty kilograms!!! to

I’ve always been worried about the question: How do they write the script for such clips?

So so, in the middle, the soloist, in fashionable clothes and with a fashionable hairstyle, then the grandmothers and a little tits.
A little bit?
Yes, that’s what I say, of course a lot.
What will happen in the second part of the clip?
What genre?
– Pop
- Well, then change the solist and put another background.
What to do with the seeds?
How what? Add a little more, better small ones, so that they don't get too much thrown.
And all that?
Oh yes, play with the light.

Chapter 22: I Cry
Oscar for the best and best script 😉

Slevin: I don’t walk with girls who have a boyfriend – that’s the rule. Unfortunately, this is the rule without exceptions, so I don’t walk with my girlfriend either :)))

> Today I won "zero" by breaking off a piece of pure milk from my colleague’s tiles
> chocolate where nothing came out of the filling.

Right "from the plywood", dude.

When I drove to the Baikal, I dreamed of an interesting dream. Some kind of landfill and a mountain of garbage pulls a large pipe for pneumatic mail, like in America, only in this person can climb, and just he flies out there: all in white, like Al Pacino, and he is albino: hair, eyebrows, eyelids - all white. and says:
I knew that the outside world existed on Earth. Now people will teach my people to live well, rightly, without crimes and quarrels!
A man next to him sits on the landfill and says:
“We can’t break between ourselves here, we’re plunged into lies and violence, so go back and say that we haven’t found peace on earth.
(A short story for a short story)

This is:

I don’t believe that two Russian men were in no condition after one bottle, even a litre.
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Not alcoholics like you. I cut a half litre in wood. And all why? Because I drink 200 grams of vodka 2-3 times a year. I do not like vodka. And I still don’t like when liberals like Plutzer-Sarno try to expose all Russians to alcoholics (seek in Google "Biennale we make Russians").

By the way, according to statistics, we drink twice as much as the Germans. Contrary to propaganda.

So there is nothing to boast about your doses - there is no courage in drunkenness.