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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112932
 03.05.2015
Just an example:
One author on the Samisdat received many messages that he did not continue to write new chapters of the book loved by readers. What the author proposed to go down to him, whoever can, so that he can freely write a book that is read but not sold. I want to eat. He placed a limit of 30k rubles, and it did not take two weeks to get 50k.
(I understand, the scale is not that, but)

Those who want continuations of books or new albums, or new games or films from favorite authors, will always be ready to drop. There will undoubtedly be those who will not pay even in such a situation, but even a hundred or another can save the father of democracy. The question remains open for new works, still unknown to the public and not established themselves. But there are special start-up websites for this. Or any thematic advertising presentations are also helpful.

The problem of copying is in the intermediaries. This is what traders have earned for centuries. Overpayment, which goes to the pocket of people not belonging to the creators of the product. These people don’t want to pay.
But does the Internet not give us the possibility of free access to the intangible objects of other people’s work? It remains only to directly link the authors and users. Intermediaries do not need it.

The western valves.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112931
 03.05.2015
What is the dispute?

Dear, it was originally about whether a decent woman would engage in prostitution or still take advantage of other options.
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Are prostitutes immoral, descended creatures? Let me tell you, who are the men who use their services? Something I do not hear the whispers and judgments of these subjects, which often resort to the services of the fairy, consisting of marrying a "ordinate woman."There is a demand - there will be an offer, but for some reason only one side of this business is pushed. But the egg-bearing puppies are our all! She earns a living, and he betrays his wife and transfers the family budget, who is the crossover at all?
P.S I personally know a lady who went into the body trade to pay for her college education and raise her younger sister (and not give her back to a shelter) after her parents died in an accident. Yes, I will not turn my tongue to condemn her, especially as a work at a macdake or a cleaner (and where else are they taken immediately after school?) I simply would not allow this woman to neither get an education nor leave her sister with her. As it got up, so it stopped (because it’s disgusting for Kagbe to constantly deal with the ‘powerful fathers of families’), with the best outcome of all possible (except for the fantastic options).

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112930
 03.05.2015
<_MiF_> There, by the way, Barca is playing with Cordova
<_MiF_> 8-0
<_MiF_> And this is not an emoji :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №112929
 03.05.2015
He sought the work of Lucian, an ancient satirist, for a thousand years as he rested.And yet he is under copyright)Al he was translated to the tsar, edited under the USSR.And why should I pay if the money goes unknown to whom?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112928
 03.05.2015
to the pirate. IMHO is one of the best politicians at Teamviewer. Use as much as you want, without restrictions, advertising, and everything else. But for personal purposes. And for companies that make millions, it will be for money. But you can fold the company logo into the program window instead of the standard one.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112927
 03.05.2015
You can see the bus moving away quickly. You catch him through the quarter and even overtake him. A little more competition and you’re waiting for him at the stop. But I watched it through Yandex Transport, sitting in that same bus.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112926
 03.05.2015
<ctype> Give me the video buffer address and I will turn the screen
<BIOS> B800:0000

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112925
 03.05.2015
From the news:
Due to a car fire on the Stone Island Bridge, eyewitnesses of what was happening had a almost unrealistic feeling that the asphalt was burning. The fire in the Petrograd district began at 14:57. As by the Ministry of Emergencies of St. Petersburg, the Ford Transit burned. It had to be destroyed by the forces of two calculations and 10 people.

The commentary:
Burned asphalt
From the sun and the stars
Burned asphalt
The noise of the wheels
Burned asphalt
You felt warm.
Burned asphalt
The snow falls

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №112924
 03.05.2015
The fucking life, haha.

She said, "Before sex we go with you to the jewelry store, then to the shoe shop and to the underwear store and I still need 500 p on ultrasound."
The uncle served his aunt in a cafe coffee with a cake, put it in the machine, took it to the jewellery, landed, said goodbye and left.
and----
No, I am not arguing. She is stupid, she is stupid. But, comrades, think about it: it's like shit people should live if a woman before sex! Almost an unknown man! He asks for money on Uzi!) is
— — —
And why did she not ask for potatoes and sausages to buy instead of jewelry, since she lives so poorly? She is not a fool, but a fool. I would also send her.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112923
 03.05.2015
YYU: The question "what is a session?" distinguishes a person from a php programmer.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112922
 03.05.2015
- the adventure of today, the door to the cottage was blocked, so the mcs only for 2.5 k agreed to come
They called me and I told them that my apartment was my home.
The PSC
A fine is imposed for smoking on the staircase.
The day succeeded.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112921
 03.05.2015
Well, wait, the EGE came to Roscosmos...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №112920
 03.05.2015
My sister’s sister works at the prosecutor’s office. Once she asked me to take her from work and take her servant.
My sister sat in the back seat and my friend was next to me.
I touch her and ask her:
Close up please.
I get the answer:
No need, I have a certificate.
I hit the brake pedal with my foot, her mouth hits the panel.
To the reasonable question I asked, “Well, did the certificate help?” I was called psychic and left the car.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №112919
 03.05.2015
If the next president of the United States is Hillary Clinton, it will be the first time in history that one president fucked another president.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112918
 03.05.2015
Preparation courses for birth.
After childbirth, you should not sit for two weeks.
Can I sit on the toilet?
You can, but you don’t have to go to the toilet to sit.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112917
 03.05.2015
The piracy =

The year 1982. I just bought from the moreman in aprache the licensed Beatles vinyl "Abby Road". A couple of days later, Vadik looked at me from the fourth entrance with Dorzov’s newly acquired vinyl from the farce. Since what was my "Romantic", what Vadikov "Nota" wrote fucking, it was decided to go down to Boris, who had "Akai" In the end, six copies were made from the vinyls - two for me (which would blame me for nothing to write), two for Vadik (for the same reasons) and two for Boris (for services).
So now this exchange of music is called piracy?
I am too old to understand that.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112916
 03.05.2015
In the pearls:

XX: I am just an angel in pay!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112915
 03.05.2015
XX: Have you seen the Roscosus exhibition on the Vorobye Mountains?
XXX - Roscosmos

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112914
 03.05.2015
On a dating site:
Wonderful: What kind of craft do you make for bread?
I. Dumb: Oh, blue, I was a wizard, well, or "mag" in Basurman, gave a sacred vow and dinner to serve the great god Perun, then you would "Tor" in Basurman, steep them into the root, all had their names given by the cursed heroes. In the people we are called electricians, and sometimes we are considered blessed and rude. We are the only ones who give light to the people. So is it, and we live.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №112913
 03.05.2015
xxh: the papillon arranged a country feathered fauna of the first-May alcopati. He came to the country and poured into a compost of domestic wines. The birds have eaten apples and other berries and chicken the second day. The stubborn butterflies found mirrors on my car, look at them, do not recognize themselves and are surprised. I have all the front doors and windows.

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