The German joke, of course. I remember in the same Düsseldorf: I flew through it to Vienna, the border guard asks me, doich or english? I say to him in one phrase that I am a prince, and that I am flying in transit to Vienna for three days, and behind me is my wife, who is not a prince, nor an Englishman.
On what he smiles to me, putting a stamp in the passport, on the purest big and powerful "no, it will be, I will ask her in Russian"))

Using only two phrases – “Give in debt a dollar for a beer” and “What a man you are, for a dollar you are ready to drown,” Vovochka Sidorov earned his first million dollars in school.

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And when I finish the house, I will make another sixth.
You, dogs, only the sky is sprinkled, all the worries -
Where "normal shoes to anime download"and how to get rid of helicopters.
So shut up your rotten douleur, the enlightened fucker. Your birth cannot be explained by the fact that your father did not know about condoms. He simply had no money for them.

You should be surprised by quality, not quantity.
Any Tajik-Uzbek-Cheburk has 5 to 10 children. Do they not burst into the sky?

This was the story I had with Peter. We played with him in "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire". I reached the sum of 128 thousand rubles and said that I take the money. It was in May. I’ve been joking ever since, “Where’s my money?” You owe me another 128 thousand!" He always replied that he would give, but later. And I mentioned it again on Saturday as a joke. And he said he will give it to me in the evening when we get home.
Well, I was joking all the way: "Cash? The real money? Will they be accepted in any bank? In rubles? " and so on. He replied that yes, so is it.
Coming home, he grows in a cache and gets a envelope with money. The real ones. of cash. 128 thousand rubles. The Belarusians!

Then he said that he escaped a bunch of banks in an attempt to buy this money – especially those that are “thousands of rubles,” they are very small, they are nowhere. As I looked for from friends and colleagues.
In general, I became richer by 600 rubles if I could change them. But I think it should stay for the descendants)))

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Emergency for the person whose leg is broken to provide "ambulance" help. The fight had severe consequences.
If there is a fever, there are medications. Take a taxi and get lucky yourself.
Such a feeling that soon people will not be able to wash and will call a special service.
And yes, the temperature always rises quickly. It doesn’t grow all day. I can get up in half an hour.

What are you saying?! An ambulance is needed to help people in emergencies related to their health, recently there was an incident at work, my grandmother got sick, an asthma attack, from the moment of the first call and until the arrival of the crew, 50 minutes passed, I noticed. And this is Krasnodar, a huge city! In most cases in our country, the ambulance is called to ask, because now there are many young people who live far from their parents and don’t know much. And about help-working in a well-known bank and when they approach with the request to help withdraw money from the card, I do not send anywhere else, but I go and help, although everything is simple there, enough to read. If you work in an ambulance and send those who call you, better leave there, maybe someone's life will be saved.

Arch: Faith
Arch by: Au
Arch: Interesting
Arch: I found a way to turn iron into gold
Arch: Change of layout
Arandir: Alchemists fought and fought, and it was worth some stranger to cross the querti and yitzuken, as everything became simple and understandable.

This morning I take my daughter to the garden. Soap, cry, "I don’t want to go to the garden".
Go to dress.
I don’t know what to wear...
Have you been taught this from childhood?

My father is 72. I started wearing glasses two years ago. He spends half of his time looking for them. I went to see him today. In 2 hours he lost 3 times "the glasses.
We found them twice, then I went to work.
Call from Dad:
- Everything has been interrupted, as in the water drowned, but found your sunscreen.
I take off my glasses from my head. to melt.

A: It has happened. Microsoft is buying Minecraft for $2 billion.

B: Now I know what the interface will be with Windows 9.

Anyone who writes comments on various types of holiwares should urgently push a teaspoon pen into the USB connector. This will enhance the power of your comp. is verified.
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I even had the glue gone and the video card stopped overheating. Thank you guy!

I understand why you gathered here. Did I go naked?

and VSV

"Smart" and physically healthy

I once tried to call an ambulance when in two hours her temperature rose from 37 to 39.5. So in an emergency there was one answer - go to the emergency therapist. And they didn’t even worry about the time – half six in the morning.

Emergency for the person whose leg is broken to provide "ambulance" help. The fight had severe consequences.
If there is a fever, there are medications. Take a taxi and get lucky yourself.
Such a feeling that soon people will not be able to wash and will call a special service.
And yes, the temperature always rises quickly. It doesn’t grow all day. I can get up in half an hour.
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What you’re writing is just 1/100 of what the SP exists for, don’t believe it! This service was originally created so that people could get emergency medical care and be quickly delivered to the medical center. The institution. People die not only from broken legs or injuries in a fight... But yes, the ambassadors see more, they only have such reasons to call 03.
A sharp rise in temperature, and even below 40 - a reason to cause PMS. Because 40 is a boundary temperature that can lead to severe consequences. And yes, linen may not be removed or there was no medicine in the house.

Anastasia: I did not expect the cockroaches to hide today, did not have time to hide. I usually get up at 12-13, today at 7, they are all sitting on the walls, sleeping. I covered them all :)

Commentary on YouTube:

For those who have more likes than views, you need to delete the system32 folder and the lies will stop.

In a green shirt
Uneven and salivary bite
She also suddenly loves
ficus

Joe is a fan of Russian culture. He asks for me:
Sing something Russian. Here I know one song: "Call the menya to drink"... Show some Russian dance! I know one. It is called “prisyadka”. He is very popular in Russian clubs and discos.

A church built on stolen money is not a pass to heaven.

Now my daughter cries out of my wife’s bedroom:
and APA! See what I taught Barry!
I come and see: our dog lies on the half of the wedding bed, the child turned her on a bigudi head, placed a tablet and a plate with bits of pepper, hid and says to me:
Barry will show her mom. Barry and Ritchie!
I am afraid to tell my wife...

The Earth says to Mars:
Do you know what is? People came to me. They run, shoot, explode something. What to do?
Mars is answering:
I also had it once. Do nothing, they will go by themselves.

Yesterday Uncle Sasha came to visit with a bottle. They closed up with the bats in the shore, ate and pulled them into creation. In no condition built overnight a generator for Uncle Sasha building a bath in Zalesny, where there is no elect. Crawling such, on the frame with wheels, painted, glued the aluminum cover from the old player with the pressed PHILIPS. It was worse than buying... With an electric drive, mla. Yes!!! The generator turns from the electric motor.