How to remove the green?
Well, it depends on what to wipe off.)
That is all :(

A girl came from the kindergarten with a finch under the eye.
Asking where, the answer is:
Artemis in the eye.
How? For what?
They argue.
Is that why he knocked you?
and no. For what I gave him in the eye.
What are you for him?
I accidentally hit.
Where was targeted?
Anywhere anywhere. In the eye of course.
Have they argued? Do not communicate?
No, we have already settled.

As in writing. Some are happy - we will shave our sleeves, make production, feed people, make money. Others – ah, oh, we’ll die of hunger, the GDP is bad, we’ll all die.
The first are the creators. The second are unnecessary and harmful animals, there are different managers and lodiers.
Per they need to specifically arrange difficulties to extinguish the naphid? They are not needed anyway.

Unnecessary and harmful puzzles are those who promise to squeeze their sleeves and set up production only at the pin of the authorities, and only in the absence of competitors. Until they have done anything, only approvals are scandalized.

Vladimir of Moscow asks to deliver for Polish radio listeners the song "Apple on the snow"

My daughter 3 years.
The boy saw a toy sword.
I want a sword too!
I: You are a girl, why is he to you?! to
Daughter: Why am I him?
I: Yeah, he’s a boy, boys need swords, pistols...
My daughter (thought): then let me buy a pink sword!

X: I am 15 years old. I am an amethyst, so I do not believe in God.

I am an Emerald. They will all die! )

Z: And I am a topaz. Wheel in the eye! )

A: And I am Beryl. Fuck the world!

I am a Ruby, that is, God is my Lord.

C: And I am Nikita. My favorite stone is Malachite.

What are the knives?
Tagged: kitchen
What will you do with the knives?
yyy: the greens can be cut, food bags can be opened, the thread can be cut off
xxx: straight forward
YYY: What is horror?
A real man should tear the bags into pieces, like a beetle on his chest, with his naked hands, and throw the greens a whole bunch, straight with a rope and just quietly chew the rope in the salad?

I didn’t take 2 rubles in the bus today when calculating for the trip. Because I got a prize, I’m rich, I can afford THIS!

Stand up, stand up in the doorway like a copper statue, like a bronze crucifixion.
This is a song about our cat.

XXX Chooses a Gift for Your Boyfriend

XXX: What to give him? I asked him, he did not say.
Where can tickets go? Types of Theatre
What if he calls someone else instead of me? His Gift
You will have a free evening.

I bought cheese here in Ashan, Tillitzer, not noticing the inscriptions "Rostov region," I thought the remains of German were brought from the warehouse. I tried - such a smoothie... Like rubber and tasteless :( Here are the analogues...
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To think that there will be German cheese in Aasan is somehow very naive. Even if he’s from Tilsit. Now this city is called Sovietsk and is located in the Kaliningrad region.

Well, it wasn’t necessary to ruin the Murmansk fishing fleet by buying cheap fish in Norway. You did that. You shouted louder than everybody, give us your fish, we will buy it from the Norwegians.

To warm up, it turns out that it is our fault that they sell non-competitive goods. But nothing, now even three times frozen shit will have more chances of being bought. I offer this fish, which collapses like jelly, to send it to the Kremlin buffet and look at their reaction.

Never catch up with porn – develop your imagination.

Yyy: My imagination will never be as rich as the creators of Asian porn.

News about the cloning of dogs.

I want to clone myself.
YYY: Why the world another 1 mu4ak?
XXX: We will conquer the world!
YYY: he is already captured by mu4akami, we need to eat someone else

A good example is that for the hamon are fiercely beaten by those who have not seen him in the eyes. He really thinks,
Chamomile is a sausage, and it is made in Germany.
No one is especially concerned about Hamon. Most write that in addition to elite varieties there are a lot of ordinary. And this applies not only to cheese, but also fish, and vegetables, and fruits. And Russian analogues are often noticeably inferior. About Hamon and Brie is another media toss to make the appearance that ordinary Russians will not be hit, but hell there. Wholesalers are already raising the price of fish by more than 20%.

“We read and write poems not because it’s cute. We read and write poems because we are members of the human race and filled with passion. Medicine, law, business, technology are necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance and love are what allow us to live.”
by Robin Williams R.I.P.

xxx: Unfortunately, the spirit of the CPSU in our country is sometimes not extinct.

YYY: It is said that in Soviet times it was called “the survivors of Tsarism.” How he was named during the tsarism is unknown.

No, I am still amused by these all kinds of politically obsessed people, because they are ready to fight forever with each other, but as soon as a man who is deeply engaged in politics appears on the horizon and who simply wants to live well, eat good food, no matter where it is produced, want to enjoy any art that he likes, and not just what the Party has allowed/forbidden, etc., so once irreconcilable enemies are ready to stand up friendly and go friendly to lynch the poor.

by VP.Fuck, what was their name?
by VP.A dumb pig in a car was riding with bargains somehow
by VP.Oh the pound!

Lenovo is the middle between lazy and dumb.