Workaholism drives to horrendous actions.
Wow, I feel like a medusa making routes.
I imagined a medusa.
and routes
for other meduses.
"where is the right place to go to the shore, so that you get a stick";

Spring: Fuck, only I can do that.
I went to the bath. I sit under the crane. My leg slips, I fall from all the scale, almost my head against the wall, in flight I keep my balance and land on one knee. In front of the nose. I found nothing better than burning out: "It’s time! Cran, will you go for me?and "

The wolf cries. (Have you agreed to it?)

Spring: He had no choice 😉

Somehow, a general calls me and says, “Secret materials started to disappear from my desktop on the computer. “Who does it?” – I have hair. He raised everyone to his ears. began to understand. I asked the general where he kept the documents. And he says to me in the blue eye, “I hid in the basket.” It turned out that a person did not know how to use a computer and hid important documentation not in files, but stored them in a basket on the desktop! Naturally, they self-deleted from time to time, and it was impossible to restore them. The general never understood what he did wrong.

Comment to news "In Omsk arrested 120-kilogram rapist"

xxx Now mints in the annual report on the weight of rapists are taken into account?
For the reporting period, 134 tons of 247 kilograms of rapists were caught, which is 132 kilograms higher than the planned position indicator.

Yyy Aha, and the opera boast each other - I yesterday caught such a rapist - 150 kg - no less! A beautiful man, not a rapist. Come to the car!

from the life of the developer or not clear TZ;

XXX:they offer me to bluff with a bicycle to cross
Getting a Unique!
So that the rainbow will be shaken.

and VSV

The Optimist:
The Pessimist:

>>It’s not really bad—it’s when a wife and two mistresses have started critical days at the same time. And all this on your birthday...

You didn’t understand, it was a gift. Imagine if it was the opposite.
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In other words, your wife and two mistresses have a birthday, and you have a monthly?

From the news:
Ulyukaev called the "Rotenberg Law" budget insurance of foreign assets
“In fact, we are encouraging capital exports from the country in various forms, which is probably not an economic policy task.”

Intelligently I said that you, fools, have already flogged.

I talked to a friend on a laptop via Skype. At this time, the second friend calls on the mobile phone, I turn on the loud communication, and we are already communicating three. Then I went out to the lodge to smoke. Back, the picture with oil: a laptop with a phone is actively discussing something. Tell me, is that not nonsense?! to

RIA Novosti: "In Crimea recorded the first case of human bite by karaoke since the moment of joining the Russian Federation".

Guess who? Yes, I’m the same guy with dollars.

I will answer:
Where are you, girls who suffer from... lack of communication? As soon as they offered to mark themselves - tape to tie, so everyone immediately silenced. No words, no girls with stripes.

It is not safe for girls to walk with such tape, you know. And without tape, you will not always explain to the male subject that it is with him that you love and do not want to. Better learn to see in women people, be interested in their personality and hobbies, not just what they have between their legs, be easy to communicate, respect personal space - and your chances of sex will increase incredibly.

They were guided by city lights with timer. LEDs were obviously the cheapest used - in a month, half of the segments burned up. counting as predators. So you want to jump through them faster, or the feeling that it is going to explode.

What are you missing? In the baseball?
by Asma
How low it is.

Purchase of zoos.

Description of goods.
KARLIE DECO WOOD 1 kg (78520)

The attention!
The look is absolutely unpredictable! It is natural jewelry.
Claims about the appearance of the cork are not accepted!

xxx: эх, never liked running.Here gymnastics - it's please, but run...
Any idiot can do gymnastics, but this is a run.
Q: Can you make a wheel on a barrel?
I can make a wheel from a barrel.
I am about gymnastics ;D
I am a gymnast :D

My wife's yoga instructor advised the balls to roll: " from the nerves" - o_o she now constantly touches my eggs( type catches, says helps )))
P.S Hopefully the expander won’t recommend it.)

Vitaly Milonov called the homosexual revelation of actor Gerard Depardieu repentance. A Deputy of the State Council of St. Petersburg told the Russian News Service that the French actor, who admitted to ties with men, specifically moved to Russia to say goodbye to his vicious past forever.

“I think that the spiritual wind of Mordovia will heal in him this defect. He came from France, a dissolved country. But now, breathing the harsh spiritual wind of Mordovia, he purifies himself, he wants to kill this wickedness within himself. He publicly pulled out this devil and slaughtered him in the circle of Russian morality,” the parliamentarian said.

Let me remind you: we took an Eastern European Shepherd puppy.
They are born black and then they become grey.
There was a separate lecture about this, which most have safely forgotten.
The elderly rages the boys:
I’m tired of screaming about you! My mother is tired! You even brought the dog!
A dog for what?! to
A poor animal has been killed because of you.

Discussion of parental committees and committees
- NO, I have a very accused RK - maybe because my husband in September (there are already five children in a row) explains to his parents how the tenders go, and how many babies are washed. Well, and the question arises: we must rebuild the ceiling, the one who made it, or the one who, according to the decree from above, signed the act with defects. If there is a noise - it fades, turns red and slips... In the end, if we collect money, then for children: gifts for holidays, trips, notebook reserves, water for the refrigerator. Well, so – 1000 – 1500 per year. The oldest last year's graduation and last call + coffee cost 5,000 in total. But in music, we have people with strange things. In the middle son, for example, this year, an accordeonist asked for 200 rubles for alcohol wipes for wiping tools.

here here :

In the United States invented the "carton-free", and in Russia - the "carton in the uniform". The mentality.
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Potatoes in uniforms were invented in Italy, and fried potatoes in France. In general, it is correct, yes...

I remember studenthood: My ancestors went to live in the cottage all summer and the apartment was at my disposal. My current wife (at the time) is just a sweetheart. We were just friends and no more kisses came in. As a result, after talking about the fact that the boys only need one of the girls, we bet that under no circumstances would I touch her in this regard for a month, no matter how she provoked.
Since then, she has moved from the rented apartment to me. First she slept with me in the bed in a pyjama, then in a semi-transparent nightmare, the next level for me was when she went to bed in a pants, and then completely naked. As a result, when two days remained until the end of the dispute, she began to fall asleep, throwing one leg on me and sticking with her lips in my neck.

Men, I couldn’t sleep for exactly a month, but I won that fight for us all.