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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102709
 09.09.2014
XXX: the tester is... well, it came and broke it all again! Everything worked well!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №102708
 09.09.2014
The boy’s mother said that her borsch was the most useful dish because it contained the whole table of Mendeleev.
I stumbled and asked if there was radium and polonium.
She hates me :(


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102707
 09.09.2014
Socrates said, “In every man is the sun, only let it shine.” Good and correct expression, only I read it on the PIPCHA made at the Kirov factory.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102706
 09.09.2014
XX: how to you Fio Brahina Ranohan Abdukarimovna
YYY:Daaa) Coca-Cola with its name clearly does not shine to find.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102705
 09.09.2014
Food won’t ask where you were last night. Food is always happy to see you.
There is never food at home.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102704
 09.09.2014
Good morning Alexey! I can't drag the folder to the new system block. Files of 22.8 GB
What is heavy?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102703
 09.09.2014
4PDA, comment to the article "Google is developing a new object recognition system":

xxx: Google will have to work for a long time: for example, to recognize my neighbor - on Friday evening, and then on Monday morning!!! Two very different creations :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102702
 09.09.2014
Having learned to ride alongside people in public transport, malaria mosquitoes have already mastered the territory of the Southern Urals. Scientists predict that the mosquitoes will move further northeast toward colder regions, including Siberia.
Question: Do you not pay for travel? Let the drivers get them out.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102701
 09.09.2014
Do you know the story of the Red Hat?
2: Yes, there are four...
Not considering erotic?
2: Then three...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №102700
 09.09.2014
I add :
If you used the "Find iPhone" function in the morning, then last night you definitely did it!

Especially if you didn’t have an iPhone before.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102699
 09.09.2014
Winnisepu: Yesterday I was fishing from Kalac - a huge lightboard on the track. and the motel. The Sauna. The hotel. The shower" Soul, chew me as a big and thick horse!
He barely jumped out of the car.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №102698
 09.09.2014
How is your throat?
WOW: It does not hurt. Absolutely! This is what fat burning pills do!!! to
Theme: The Living
The fat burning pills are cake.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102697
 09.09.2014
To the stories of male inattention)))

My husband came from work and I ate him dinner. He eats and tells me something.
See also our dialogue:
How about you?? to
What "and how?"
What do you think I can ask you now?? to
Have you shaved?? to
No 0 0 No
Has it colored?? to
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0! to
And what?? to
“Sir, you’re sitting eating, what can I ask?”? to
It is delicious, of course 😉

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102696
 09.09.2014
And yet again!

@Companionship is not the subject of the regular schedule of the morge. There are medical positions, nursing and sanitary...And you don’t have to think about droplets here. Medical expert is a medical position. My sister helps. For example, who, if not a sister, will get a cigarette, smoke, and put the doctor under a mask? Avoid smoking in the workplace!!! Don’t smell the rotten body, comrades... The interregister in the morge doesn’t surprise you, hopefully?

The opening is carried out by a physician-pathologist, medical registrar and sanitary. Holding a special nurse to smoke cigarettes to doctors is too much luxury.
It should be you with a medical inclination looked at, in general, a nurse is quite a working profession, with official instructions and a bunch of responsibilities.
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What are you?! Well...Admin programmers, designers-artists... Judge experts-pathologists!These are different!!! Morgi are different - forensic and ordinary hospital. Let the sanitary lay in a wet corpse!!? Yes, the nurse is needed before the cut!That is, she will have enough work before the cut...and after the cut even more. There is also a forensic medical examination of living persons. The nurse is a witness to what the expert sees. He has no right to watch some kinds without her, I will not clarify, but not far from porn, only not so fun. Senior Senior, Senior, 20 years of experience.


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102695
 09.09.2014
I will answer:

An attractive but ugly product - what is the paradox?
– – – – –

“I’ve never been beautiful, but I’ve always been damn cute.”
Faina of Ranevskaya.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102694
 09.09.2014
What are you crying and standing?
My legs hurt to horror...I can neither sit nor get up. Shoes are the fault?
What did you do at work yesterday?
I sat...
How many times?
From 10 in the morning to 10 in the evening...
and yes. The shoes. Unambiguously.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102693
 09.09.2014
I’ve seen a lot in my life, but when Lexus passed by! with the perfect white leather cabin in which on the rear seat dried a tiger and everything would be nothing, but the girl was sitting behind the wheel.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №102692
 08.09.2014
Generally very logical. My neighbors, for example, have a Cat Sphinx (nude) named Pushok. And what else?! to
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One of his acquaintances called his sphinx Morshkinka, and why not?

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102691
 08.09.2014
I like these nice naive grandmothers. I work as the head of the department in a large Soviet enterprise. A letter comes with the following content: "Please note, Alexey D... from... department in working hours plays tanks. The Anonymous" Everything would be nothing, but it comes by internal email, from the economist of our department, M...Daria Petrovna. I think I am cruel enough to destroy this happy ignorance.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102690
 08.09.2014
But the top of a tremendous attitude to his health was shown by the second man who bought at 2 o'clock at night! A moist moisture.
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My wife is pregnant 😉

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