> Natural: paint, colored pencil. It turned out, specifically so that the visitors did not miss, they put out entertainment. The Beautiful!

Wizards, it was made for the kids. When a parent is forced to sit in a row with the child because he has no place to go. This is a common practice in many institutions.

The main thing - do not confuse: children - ice cream, baby - flowers!" :)

XXX: Tell me you are smart.
YYY: The Sun and the Star
You are that, idiot? The Sun Planet!

I realized I needed to sleep more. Standing up to the dishwasher to wash dishes, next to the cat asks for food. Okay, I pick up his bowl from the floor, put it on the edge of the dishwasher, press a bag of food into it. I put a bag in the garbage, sweep a bowl under the water, pour a feather into it and start washing... Here it turns out that something is wrong. I look down - the cat's eyes are like five copecks of copper, he sits in shock, pulls his moustaches, scares to blink! I had to wash out the bag and press out the second bag.
I need to sleep more, yes.

In my childhood, jelly was sold with bricks, which was quite delicious to bite. So with the imagination of the jelly shores everything was fine :)

XXX: the men are harsh.
xxx: yyy, a friend says, two of his kittens often move the couch and move carpets around the house
YYY: Cool
YYY: I want to!! to
You have no one to move the furniture with.

Discussion of the news about the start of work on the creation in our country of a superheavy carrier missile like Energy:

xxx: Angara, as you know, was designed for twenty years and twenty years pumped on the cheeks - our rocket is about to be the most unparalleled. What people were proud of. A moon-class rocket on a quite legal basis can be designed even longer, and the cheeks blow even wider, because now no one has such missiles. Well, then, a well-known case, either the Ishak, or the Hodja, or the Emir.

YYY:... or again the country

Any news can be considered a duck until a roasted cock is broken.

A friend manages a chemical laboratory at a wealthy research institute. The laboratory regularly purchases special chemical dishes abroad - there are different bottles and test tubes. Customs duties on this equipment are high, customs under the slogan "buy domestic!" Every time he wants to get what he wants. However, foreign dishes are much more quality and cheaper than domestic... if not customs duties and VAT.

A smart friend, he did not in vain finish the MGU. When crossing the border, all test pipes are carefully sealed with traffic jams. In the accompanying documents is written "air samples, imported, in packaging". And the air is still free and its movement is not taxed by customs duties.

On the Internet, the number of comments from leading political scientists, economists and experts dropped sharply - the schoolgirl went to study!

At the very beginning of the film "The Edge of the Future" shows the images of the fall of the Chelyabinsk meteorite, taken on the autographs.
The earthquakes! I hope you have learned about your shootings and harvested the author’s payments from the Warner Brothers. We don’t have to pay ;)
All good and equal rights.

In Moscow on Bentley famous producer poured 7 tons of cement

and seven. It is for happiness.

Well, literally all the schools of the country had a new blockbuster - 300 fools, this is Parta!!! to

Pfff, surprised by Jobs. I have a stinking mint in my area that changes my x6 every year. He also signed a contract with the car shop.

All drivers are foolish.

ууу: Not all, plz, I am for example a whole week as a driver and yet not a fool, but only a dolboeb.

From one writer:
Read today, from the submission of colleagues ***, about the meeting of the Ministry of Science.
The Minister of Education and Science Dmitry Livanov said:

"I do not think it is necessary to put an assessment for literacy," said Dmitry Livanov, "it is shrinking, a person is afraid to make a mistake and writes not at all as he could or wanted."

Dear Goddess! I don’t know who else to turn to, because all the interim instances between you and the Minister of Education are very busy right now.
Please send our Ministry of Education and Science pig pasture. This is the most socially beneficial activity for him.

My mom and admin:

My son asks if we have hydrogen peroxide. I wonder why. He says, I have cut off. I ask: about what? About the cat...

You need to know the net before you post the balloons on the main.

What did you scratch?
About the cat.
K Chukovsky. From two to five. of 1928.

I: Let me tell you about the theory of vague numbers. A hundred grains is a bunch.
Brother is fucking!
What about two grains?
B is fucking!
I: You can’t, you’re thinking too unusual.
A million rubles is a lot!
I : Oh! A hundred rubles?
B is fucking!
And two rubles?
B is fucking!
I: No, you’re still thinking too unusual.

The Culinary Shop:
Can I have two pancakes?
You can, and what will you be?
Which are there?
- There is with drugs, with sugar... *half sweat*: there is with a whirlwind.
O_O

Comment on the video where mangosteen is beaten away from 4 young lions:
Mangosteen, the fox is a personality!

If you are as fat, you will not fit in the heart of a loved one.
One of the comments: And if you lose weight, fit, and then scratch again, it will hurt him very much.