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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102669
 08.09.2014
Think that you saved me.
As soon as I get the money, I get a cake.
Daria: of meat

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №102668
 08.09.2014

Considering the amount of mutants found in tobacco smoke,
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by bhg. How much nonsense contains the brain of a simple Russian pupil XD. We are waiting for a reboot of ninja turtles, where they were not licked with green jade and smoked XD

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №102667
 08.09.2014
Insurance Society of Russia
"We are also scared"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102666
 08.09.2014
<...> Back home - narrowed floor washes. <...>
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Who gave her birth?
Expanded is no better.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102665
 08.09.2014
The true programmer should grow a sweater from a beard.
Yyy: Chest off the cat

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102664
 08.09.2014
Abbys: I see, we have a different logic.
Item of the day: Agah)
Abbys: You seem to say the same thing to a boy and a girl, but they perceive it differently
The letters are the same shit.
Enot: the decryptor is different ))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102663
 08.09.2014
I ate nuts and I was suddenly kissed. I was in 9th grade, then.

I think she just needed your nuts.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №102662
 08.09.2014
God loves the three.
to this
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Exactly two years ago.

To know 20 years ago in the kindergarten, what would be a bad thing after lunch to sleep in the afternoon, and then half a day.

It should not die.
– is
Two times saved.
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The tricks!
P/S/ the 36, almost all his life, on a bunch of different works, had the opportunity for 30-90 minutes. Sleep at lunch. My son is 1.5 years old, but for the past year, I have told him this truth! To know and not to forget.
It has to live! =)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №102661
 08.09.2014
I am overweight because of some endocrine problems. With my doctor-endocrinologist I have already done a lot, all the tests have been passed, all the methods have been tested. I came up with another report on the work done on myself. He measured me, he weighed me. Our Dialogue :
E: Well what to say... There is still the last means (something is written on the map)
I read: diagnosis, figures-descriptions, recommended treatment - pregnancy)
I: Do you think it will help?
E: It must be. If not, then even the revenge will be - I gave birth! That’s why it’s overweight :crazy:
I: Then I am ready. In which office to go for the procedure? and :P
Served together

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102660
 08.09.2014
The only problem is that idiots do not become, but remain. and c)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №102659
 08.09.2014
Video on youtube "The disassembly of the 152mm projectile", a local Donetsk resident is spraying the projectile (metal charge) with a saw.
I liked the comment - Don't lie, the Russians live in the Donbass :)

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102658
 08.09.2014
In the local newspaper, the advertisement of the recruitment agency, and there in the list among the waiters, carpenters and other carpenters are required plaster cartridges. Who are these gips carton makers? And what do I need to do with the gips to cartonize it?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102657
 08.09.2014
You shoot so well.
I am surprised, I don’t see Nifis!
FFF: Nothing is surprising. Harry Potter in his glasses was a hunter.
The argument! 😉

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102656
 08.09.2014
The fact that the donkey is stuck does not mean that he has his own opinion.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №102655
 08.09.2014
I was once asked by my neighbors to bring their daughter computer science. She studied in the first course of matfak, the first semester. When asked what books she had, what was recommended to read, it turned out that she had nothing. On the recommendation to go to the library and take the recommended - I was offended. As she said, “She’s a decent girl, she doesn’t go to the library. Except for the nightclubs.) I lost the gift of speech. Then he told his neighbors that medicine was powerless. “Beauty” was removed after the first session. )))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №102654
 08.09.2014
Kids need to dress for the winter, but I calculated – it is cheaper to send them to Thailand for 3 months.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102653
 08.09.2014
Both the melody and the words "Vas volen vir trinken" (three basic couplets) were written by the Celts more than 1,000 years ago. At that time, neither the first nor the second were even in the project. So is. It is the same as saying that the swastika was also drawn by the fascists first :D, well, or the Christians "The Old Testament" wrote :D

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102652
 08.09.2014
Tonight I saw a terrible thing: one aunt on one of the cooking channels was cooking spaghetti in wine. She wiped out a whole bottle of excellent red wine to cook the roasted pasta!!!! How to fall asleep after this?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №102651
 08.09.2014
Question: What can cause tears in you?
Answer: Good music and incorrect code.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102650
 08.09.2014
to this:
I am in Ahua.
And this anthem plays to the crowd on the wolf... on the wolf fucking!! to

What the contactor boldly calls the hymn of the luftaff is actually a very old Irish song, hence the wool. Do not believe everything that the contactor writes to you, there are six titles and five authors.

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