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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101708
 12.08.2014
From WoW:
- I sit in the bushes on the shore of the lake in Nagrande, I don't touch anyone, I catch fish, I wait for the line for pvp-urine. Beauty, fish and sun. Suddenly behind the boom, the earth is shaking. The quest "Uncle Vasya" has arrived. And I forgot about him. Do I need this three times passed quest when the curse is ripped? Have you been on vacation for three years? I wiped him with a whip. From the principle. I feared the fish here.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101707
 12.08.2014
I took a bottle of Italian minerals in the store, and the inscription on it was: without GMOs... Where are some organisms in the minerals?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101706
 12.08.2014
The Novosibirsk Automobile Group. "Congratulations on the Day of Birth"
I tried for five seconds to figure out what the town of Tara was. Thank you, "feast" and the day of the middle kind led to the right thoughts.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101705
 12.08.2014
This is not a new design, it is a new design.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №101704
 12.08.2014
You can’t become an alpha in a week!
YYY: That is, you’re saying you can bump a week and you’re not going to get anything?
XX: Yes, it is a skill.
zzz: The resistance (:
ccc: The youth

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №101703
 12.08.2014
My daughter is small, 2 years old. Go with her to the public toilet. My child cried with the corresponding sounds, then silenced for half a minute. She breathes up as if the universe’s sorrow had fallen on her and seriously says: “Well, fse, slip..."

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №101702
 12.08.2014
Maelihnon: I am troubled by the question. Why, how many, their mother, hair rubber you buy, in a year will not be one?
I did the experiment, I bought 50. A year has passed, two remains.
Somewhere there is a place where they go to die with solitary socks.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101701
 12.08.2014
From local torrent:

sollisa July 28, 2014, 04:11 #+3
At 2 o’clock in the evening, the multiculture...
narcissists

Grizazoo July 28, 2014, 15:05 #+4
You are a drug addict, you are writing a comment at four in the night!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №101700
 12.08.2014
You better tell how in the "commercial" organizations the cancer stands up and suck (in the real sense of the word) only not to be expelled. After all, where the authority of the chief is boundless, there are more severe questions. And in the public service with the "low growth" everything is easier because it is just so difficult to throw out.

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I don't know who is sucking out there, I believe your experience, but a clear example of a thrown-out professional "just so" from the state service was literally a day ago.
You would get rid of the mine and read the news.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101699
 12.08.2014
Human-distributing Wi-Fi, in the Rostov hotel with access point Martian, if you read thank you!)) Good and Happiness!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101698
 12.08.2014
Customs does not allow
There was passion around her.
In Maccabi instead of cocaine
by Baikal

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №101697
 12.08.2014
Stupidity of censorship:
Now I watched the movie on the box, in the corner of the 18+ sign. Description of one of the characters:
"Let’s take the slugs and take off the prostitutes."
It is a conditionally normal phrase. But! The censors murmured the words of shmal and prostitutes. Nothing like that, after killing the next scene. Yes, you guessed, there was an orgy of smoking dummy grass. This is a pinch, comrades. As my grandfather said, "Censorship is when x@y is, and the word is not."

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101696
 12.08.2014
Kirill Gancev
Is there a Russifier? Better after effects or premiere? I want to film my wedding here.

by Mikhail Zgrivec
Kirill, oh, you guys really want a ban? Even if LOL wrote at the end...

Kirill Gancev
Mikhail, and without LOL you have the scripts "humour" and "sarcasm" do not start?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101695
 12.08.2014
Guys, why did you kill me?
For the anger.
...
and aesthetic pleasure.

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101694
 11.08.2014
About local liberal guru economists who know how the market works, etc.by :
The task:
Karl Marx and Adam Smith sail in the same boat.
Suddenly, Karl Marx is in the water.
Question: Who pushed him into the water?
The invisible hand of the market.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101693
 11.08.2014
XXXX: Yoska, you are like powders cool you can compose. There is an urgent need to do something about the case.
Author: Efim Samoilovich Shmulovich
Forgetting his religion.
Eat with an appetite.
The pig.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №101692
 11.08.2014
A little cream tonic.
Toilet and mask.
You can put rubbish in the garbage
bear

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №101691
 11.08.2014
I call my brother:
I am Sasha, I have it, I have no money.
B and E?
I – and you have it!
B – What did you get?
I forgot my wallet in my car, go back!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101690
 11.08.2014
Lily
Yes, our cat rushes to immediately ask for food and rubs its legs if I go to the kitchen.

Tosha
I have my husband as well.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101689
 11.08.2014
Speech in the light of recent sanctions:
I stand with a friend in the kitchen, filling the salad with olive oil from a bubble with a pulverizer.
What a fun oil to remember.
I: You may not remember – it’s Portuguese (

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