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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101548
 08.08.2014
To give way to a fool who does not stop before a pedestrian?
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So why not? Even if you are stupid, everyone is healthy.
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The fools are everywhere, the fools are everywhere. Then we wonder why the dumb and foolish succeed where the clever and polite fly.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101547
 08.08.2014
here here :
That was a conspiracy!

...Because everything is not fine with me and I heard the TV’s sound (the “Light Horizon”). There is no whisper, though. She doesn’t hear him...
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I had the same fist. He ate, and no one believed me. I did not go to the psychiatrist.
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And the sound was ugly, but I didn’t tell anyone, I didn’t burn.)))
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There is such a joke that children and adolescents hear high-frequency sounds that adults do not hear. There is even a collection. I went to the psychiatrist in vain.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101546
 08.08.2014
I am afraid of causing a wave of indignation on the part of the grammar.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101545
 08.08.2014
Corvin: Per a demon came to you and offered you a deal. You trade and trade.
Corvin: Or have you gone for a walk and at the same time refined the skill of invisible murder?
Corvin: Oh you are here!
Corvin: Are you here?
Sphinx: She lay down and fell asleep. – is* is
Sphinx: What Interested Assumptions.)
= = = is = is = is = is = is
She will not give you. Sometimes out of pity.

*** by
In one of the reflections it will definitely give!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101544
 08.08.2014
Comments from Habr:

FrozmatGames: The instinct of self-selfie. All the progress of humanity has been made to satisfy this subconscious attraction. The final stage of evolution is the invention of a flying drone, which will independently photograph the “master”, by indicators of care to determine the best frames, photoshop, analyze the content of the frame to add hashtags and tweet, tweet, tweet...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101543
 08.08.2014
I love, I love, I love, I miss, I love, I love, I miss. Don’t come today.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101542
 08.08.2014
And why did she lead you to a psychiatrist, not a neurologist or neurologist? It would be much more logical, and such a specialist is in almost every clinic, psychiatrists are much less common.
It seems to me that you do not agree on something, and that is the hidden and hidden cause of your problems.
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In 1984, I remember that very well. My mother drove me to a psychiatrist (what I learned about him at the school medical commission in the military department). Because everything is not fine with me and I heard the TV SICK (LAMP "HORIZON"). There is no whisper, though. She does not hear him. In the 94th, he moved to Sumy, and then to Kiev, until this moment he was a "psycho". So don’t ask about female logic.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101541
 08.08.2014
It is better to bypass a strenuous slope or break up with a mobile phone than to lie down for two meters or sit for five years.

Therefore, a beard is needed: the hoppers who were crushed, they immediately ran into the militia - ah, offended them and broke their fingers, catch-punish.
He shaved his beard and was released from recognition.
PS But in the best way, you need to change the laws so that you can also break down and stay in place, and not get squeezed, strangling the beard (

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №101540
 08.08.2014
I will add:
Explain why nobody ever feels sorry for adults. That is why, if a child or a mother with a wheelchair, then surely a wretch, and if an adult without a child, then what - okay, good, it is necessary, push them all?! And this is all over the world, so angry =(
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I join. Children’s lives are overestimated. Even in the household - the first adults enter the elevator. But everyone forgets that parents, in most cases, can have another child, but a child left without parents will have a very bad life. And don’t have to talk about a childhood home and foster families, nothing and nobody will replace a parent father and mother.
and...
Christian morality has generally distorted some concepts based on common sense. Now as accepted? In the first place children, old people with disabilities, all sorts of poor people. They are attention. And in the difficult time, the first piece was received by the worker. The workers will be full and healthy - neither the children nor the elderly will disappear, but the workers will bend - all the cranes.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101539
 08.08.2014
For the new year when viewing Irony of fate visited the idea to make a voice search engine Jasen.V1.0

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101538
 07.08.2014
by Habr

ALCANOID: Yes, I’m not about that. Imagine that the farmer Ivan has a cow. She brings a baby, which also belongs to Ivan, despite the fact that he did not make direct efforts for his birth. There is no doubt, we go on. Ivan has a tail with which he has cut off his bathtub, and it also belongs to him. And Fyodor has no tail, and he borrowed it from Ivan to cut off the bowl to himself, and it belongs to Fyodor, though the tail is not his. Everything is understandable here too. But if Ivan's cow fled into the forest and gave birth to a calf there, after which she was caught, would her calf become a public property?

AlexiusGreen: The Taurus has a chance of becoming a non-figured public shale if it is not found on time.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №101537
 07.08.2014
X: What, has this new car been presented to your Ole?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Now the whole office is called Van Damme.

YYY: For the sake of Volvo, the legs move

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101536
 07.08.2014
Sold, through one well-known website, an automagneto.
The Buyer calls (P):
Q: Are you still selling the magneto?
I: Yes
Q: Does it work?
I: Yes, I was working when I filmed.
Q: Where was it filmed?
I: (I wanted to say what places to know) From my car.
P is AAAA.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101535
 07.08.2014
The Canons of Star Wars

Sorry, but I was hoping for an epic screenplay with Jason Solo
Yyy: Jason is an epic fool, on the level of idiotism comparable to his grandfather
In drama, an epic fool is called a “tragic hero.”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101534
 07.08.2014
XXX: Running Route... Advice with Choice. I decided to buy...I will put it on the loggia.
Advice what to pay attention to, which are better pens, canvas, programs, etc.

YYY: On the pen. So that the underwear was convenient to hang out :) Sooner or later almost all of this and ends up :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101533
 07.08.2014
Argentina: The blanket has fled, the blanket has fled.

Argentina: It’s Tina washed... This is the shit.

Argentina: It’s me that hands out of the ass is a diagnosis. All the clothes flew out the window.

The Wolf: Ahahahahahah))))

It is not funny (

Wolf: I disagree

Argentina: Have you tried collecting strings in bushes? and ((

Argentina: Pink strings in the hearts.

Argentina: And I noticed it all when I went home from the store.

Argentina: Picture from the side: the tile picked up cowards on the bushes... and went on.
The Pizzeria.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101532
 07.08.2014
Fighters of the 72nd Brigade were forced to retreat to the territory of Russia because of the fact that they ended their ammunition during the battle.

These five, I am shielding!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101531
 07.08.2014
The Order "On the Procedure for Conducting Corporate Events" has been approved today.

Appendix No. 1: Instructions on First Aid in Accidents

The commissioner appears to be an experienced employee.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №101530
 07.08.2014
EU-shestakov: The mouth singer Gazmanov proposed to rename St. Petersburg to Petrograd. ...

X: Could I change the name of Gizmodo as well?
YYY: In Gazprom for example.
XXX: Then go to Gaze!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101529
 07.08.2014
We are in the auto school class. Instructor showing the reverse lightforest asks the question:
- What should you do if you were driving on a reversal road, and the lighting took and turned off?

There is silence in the classroom, and a woman’s voice is uncertain:
to panic?

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