(Commentary to Torrent from Taxi 2 on Blu-Ray)
XX: Why in this way? It turns out that Emma was a coward. That is the case of 700 MB - everything is not so obvious, and therefore there is room for the flight of fantasy...

You know what? People are discussing serious issues. Dialogue is going!
You are here with your hats and hats!
Go, you understand, rub on another resource. With some anecdotes.

The phone is a friend. I take a phone.
I: Darov, Vasyan, did he want to?
D: So Vasya’s his name, thank you, or I woke up in the morning, and I don’t remember. Only you don’t tell him, or I liked him, maybe we can do it.
How it turned out uncomfortable: Call a friend Dimko, and Vasyan so, the appeal to which we are accustomed and use not the first year. The fact that he is now under...heresy is everything, but I’m more interested in how it will turn out!

I complain to my best friend, long and happily married, about my problems with finding a companion of life. Reply to:
Okay to you. You will succeed. You’re beautiful, smart, educated, all-rounded... second-minute... Yes, I’ve understood why you have a problem with men.

I don’t understand why adult men wear hats in the winter that only cover the mouth and have no ears. Even at -30 saw cadres in such hats.
YYY: I wear this with a coat, it looks very good.
What does the treating doctor say? Meningitis or Otitis?
YYY: I don’t know, I hardly hear it.

India has successfully delivered a satellite to Mars for the first time:
The country, whose inhabitants invented Kamasutra, could not fail to get to Mars from the first attempt!

Yes, I also notice that I can't play with the child in the cube, because he's disturbing me)))

Oh, we had to move to the Arctic, to the penguins, away from these MŞ-clowns.
= is
Emm... Isn’t it your SMS: “Dad, urgently take the penguins to the Arctic, I burn on the geography exam?”

<xxx> have you been discharged from the hospital? and :)
<yyy> yes
<yyy> veterinarians said "release the cage crazy, here other animals are waiting"
Mouse has joined #chelyabinsk

Omar González was arrested in the White House with a knife. He managed to run through several rooms before being turned over by Secret Service agents. In the suspect’s car, two tails, a machete and 800 ammunition were found.

xxx: and only one question - the 800 ammunition to the shafts?

From Instagramm, stones to photo of girl with a guy

Does the guy have his lips painted?
No, the effect is
zzz: ah, the Pidaras effect

While all the girls were waiting for princes, I took the appropriate option and raised a king for myself.

Somehow it happened that the typical format of setting a task at work sounds like: "Here you have a brick, beets and a wing of flying mouse - do something. We need a result!"

NT as well. What a wonderful FS was HPFS...
And 2000 – the strictness of the Win95 layout and the stability of NT... sat on it as long as the video card drivers allowed it.

But in general, if the whole, the situation looks like this:

Windows 1.0 is a fub, you need a mouse for it! NC is rolling!
Windows 2.0 – have you ever heard of it?
Windows 3.1 - Well sometimes you can run... there is a civic with windows...

Windows NT – Need to try without DOS...
Windows 95 is not.
Windows 98 is not. Here is your whistle!
Windows 2000 – Stability above all.
Windows Me - And maybe even whisper-e-ye... reboot-scandisk.
Windows XP - Okay, stability and whistle!
Windows Vista – more whistles for the whistle god! Who brakes, do I brake? It’s not me, it’s you poor man!
Windows 7 - Okay, just stop raping the XP corpse. And yes, here you have transparent whistles like in Vista!
Windows 8 is tired of whistles. Well, then the fingerprinting interface and graphics in the Pascal style! The Start Menu? Balmer said not.
Windows 9 hasn’t done well, so...
Windows 10 is out!! to

Just yesterday I read the post about how the guys are dumb without understanding the clues of the girls, and today...

We go after school with the girls from the group to the community (I am not from the community, just accompanied):
The girl I’ve been drowning for a long time (D)
Her daughter (P)
The dialogue:
Are you not in a hurry home?
No, then I ask, what are you going to do now? (In order to go for a walk)
p go home
I was going to see a movie...
Oh yeah yeah, I’m gone!
p- so far
Do you go?...(with a sad look)
Yes so far.
And only after an hour I touched that she offered me to go to her, and "watch" the movie together....SUKA.

Intercepted from the conversation between a police officer and the detainee.
Police officer: No, well, I know how to steal a fan and oatmeal, but the cowards why should they steal?
They are worth two hundred hryvnia! Would you not take it?

A conversation between two friends:

Everyone wanted to ask, what song do you call on your mobile phone?
You will not understand.
Why is that suddenly?
Wau Noo... This is a non-canonical fanatic creation, with a completely fictional language.
A version of how the hymn of the Romulan Empire might sound.
Hoh what?
Wow, I said...

I will call you back in an hour.
Better I’ll call you.
So let’s go in 2 hours...

Where did you see men? It’s time to get it in the Red Book.
mainly around the eggnoses, dreaming of spraying the seed without commitment.
and...
You forgot to write: "and grandmothers, dreaming not of a family, but of a new iPhone and the opportunity not to work".

Girls, let’s be honest – if your husband rushed to the hospital to his ex to arrange her hospital home and pay for her expenses, would you not give him a wild scandal about it?
– – – – –
Do not confuse the girl with the TP. He is in the hospital and he is not well. Yes the former. Who said you don’t feel the same?
If my current (second) wife throws a scandal over the fact that I have paid the necessary attention to a person who is indifferent to me, then I will be very surprised: in our family (each of the second in account) there are no such claims, other people are often good people, they can also be helped and not necessarily hate them fiercely. Good understanding and good half.