The year 2004:
<yore> Elena Malysheva conducts the program "Health" both on television and on radio. Just accidentally heard her on the radio (the conversation is about female diseases):
<yore> "Unfortunately, we can’t show listeners the vaginal device on the radio..."Pause... "Truth, unfortunately, and on television we can’t show it"...

2014: 10 years have passed, changed the name to "live healthy" and now there can show that the vagina hasn't dreamed

I read the news article: "In Russian legislation will appear the term “aggressor country”".
Deputies, who eat food not for nothing, want to call it countries that impose sanctions on Russia, some of its citizens, etc.

The first comment:
"Does the term ‘hopping country’ not appear?"

We go to rest with our loved ones. We try to decide what to buy: a suitcase or a bag on wheels, we try to understand the difference in functionality.
“Well, the bag is so big and...mm...soft, and the suitcase, well, it is so big and...mm...hard!
Purchased a suitcase.
In the evening, mimics and tenderness. The Favourite :
At the bottom of my bag everything turns into a suitcase.

In connection with the U.S. sanctions, all of Microsoft's "pirate" products are now considered "trophy".

Total gathering of managers who suffer from advertising on the backdoors, etc. Specifically for you, a handful of rebels wrote adblock, but it’s a secret and a secret weapon.

xxx: it's like sex, decided to try something new, anal there, and it went and went, and then jump and you can't normally, but only when you wear a pink pearl, and the girl is tied to the battery. with linuxoids the same stuff - they can no longer normally.

Yulia
Specifically, I bring you to emotions.

I am an energy vampire.

Alexander is
And I am an energy garlic. have eaten?! to

We sit for breakfast on the terrace of the hotel, passing by a fly.
In my cage today, two flies were fucking fucking.
2: Fe, throw out the cedar, they are defiled.
1: Why is it? Normal heterosexual flies have turned my cedar into a temple of love, they have a family, they will have children, maybe grandchildren...
2: You are not an optimist.

When I was a kid, I played role-playing games, then I grew up and again I played role-playing games.

Bad sight from under the forehead
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Immediately in the cage.

The girl takes a picture:
Filed to: 3.jpg
% of GDP = %
Filed to: 4.jpg
% of GDP = %
Filed to: 5.jpg
% of GDP = %
Filed to: 9.jpg
%bk% is a point!! to

I too, as a child, very much wanted a speaking poppy, but despite all my tricks I managed to get only a hamster) the most colorful event in his short life was the moment when he stumbled on my atlas, stumbled, so to speak, around the world. I tried in every way not to show that he was not quite desirable, in the end the animal was not guilty of anything, but one day he repayed me for this with a betrayal and absolutely inexplicable from the point of view of medicine death. On that day, it seemed to me that my parents suspected me of something, it became even offensive, not that in my life the tragedy is so on me, and they are still trying to hang me with their scorned eyes))

By the way:
I will add:
to this:
I am not a selenium in games because I spend a lot of time on the robot.

Not Selene... Molybdenum, right?
We also spend time on robots.
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He does not spend time on the robot, he spends a lot of time there. Weapons in the MMORPG can be called: a lot of time.

Nothing so indicates full understanding in a couple as a thoroughly used bowl of lubricant on the table next to the bed.

by this:

>(she): I gathered in 10 minutes really
In 10 minutes, I do the following: I wake up, I jump up in 20 seconds, I clean my bed, I go to the bathroom in 20 seconds, I pour sugar in 20 seconds, I throw a bag...

I went to work for the first time after the decree. tk. I always go fast, put on a pool of an hour, taking into account the fact that I have already got rid of it, and you need to paint, and hair with a claim, and dress not just like, on the playground, but decently...
In the morning, seven minutes after the rebuke, I was standing in the hallway with a coat and a bag in my hands and realized that something was wrong.

In a rental apartment in an aquarium, a somik died. They were terribly worried about how to tell the masters. They got courage, called, said on the phone, said, and so on.

The tube replied:
Do not worry. No one is eternal. All is ruined.

"Everything is destroyed", so they said!

Dad goes on a trip to Peter. When he is not at home, I comment on this case:
Dad goes to Leningrad.
In one line, four words. Mother on the brink:
I will buy a motorcycle for you!

Today I woke up in the morning and went out to the hallway to the picture: our bassist in shorts on a bare breast stands with the tube of my homeophone at the ear and with a completely stone fuck in it declares: "Hello. You called the teleportation service in Tver". Shut up so.

Bogachev in the company was called GOD, in the manner of Kazakh Bake, Saké, Maké.
One day they called on the door:
Who is there? Asked his wife.
We wanted to talk about God.
He wasn’t home, he went fishing. Come here tomorrow.

Serginio: Sist, your dexterity is contagious. I put the deodorant in the toilet.
Rodkinamf: This is nothing else. Yesterday I had a lens in my eye!!! It collapsed in two halves. The second half was painful. Small motorcycle. and grace. and luck.