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Strangely enough, this is not always an indicator. We had a grandmother-caregiver on the site with the first group of disabilities just for orthopedic matters. Many caregivers from the second barely crawl around their apartment, and on the street only accompanied, and this periodically met: a truss with a sleeve and itching to the bus stop so that you need to catch up with the run. Once organized the social center "fir-fir-fir!" for the fact that the placed free costume in the TSS gave "black, which does not fit the summer dress and in general some MAN!"

You are not a doctor? Doctors know how to get a disability and define a group.
2 cases - a) a person with multiple sclerosis, who barely walks around the apartment, falls all the time, has 3 group of disabilities; c) a friend of quite decent health, not worse than other retirees, has 2 group of disabilities in the set of diseases, and by a strange coincidence her daughter works with us as an official in medicine.

In the Ukrainian military commands came Robin Hood.
He takes the agenda from the rich and gives it to the poor.

It is said that Chinese people have no sense of humor.
Here, a Chinese partner decided to visit our small office. I sent a photo to make a pass. Attention, there are three Chinese. We ask: "Which of the three are you?The answer is: "Do you care?"

Porzhali, picked a random face, got into the pass - nobody even noticed that this person was not in the photo at all. and :)

The media can spread any news.
From the news: Orlando Bloom clashed with Justin Bieber in a restaurant in Ibiza.
Why do they fight, they can’t fight!! to
Bieber can’t fight in principle, he can only chew puzzles!
It would be more correct to write: "Justin Bieber scratched the puzzles from Orlando Bloom."

The issue of beating children.
More than 20 years have passed since I graduated from high school, and I still remember the first "double". It was in the fourth class. I asked to learn a verse, my memory was excellent, I remembered from the second reading. And then my mom fell asleep to show pedagogical zeal - tell me, I will check. And I am a hundred percent introvert, in school I can still whisper poorly at the board - the teachers are accustomed, talk to me gently, and here in a general tone in order. Naturally, I went in silence. How I was cut off by the belt.
From tears the next day, my voice completely disappeared, and our teacher was replaced by a stranger - and I got a "double" for a learned but not pronounced verse.
Love your children, comrades, and they will answer you with reciprocity.
by Zy. I haven’t talked to my mom since I grew up. Many people are opposed to having children.

I read the book here and understood that this people will only fix the winter, hunger and the agenda.

Dear administration, I once had a hot favorite resource! I’m not asking you to return funny quotes and admin with cats, I’m asking you to look at the implementation of quotes in Listen! Whoever wants to read - read, whoever wants comments - go and comment! Well, this is an impossible forum, $&@$! This would be very appropriate.

That is to say, if it is hard at work - all, sit until the evening suffer? You can immediately push the graffiti rod into the ass, the diamond will be at the exit. Well, and so, pure nonsense: half of the population of the planet needs toilet paper and then suck too.
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And the second half of toilet paper after sucking will not hurt :)

A student rented an apartment with a friend. As they left, everyone had a bag of unmatched socks. Called, struck, came to change, in the end, two bags of unparalleled socks.

If you were as calm with me as with a car and all your wires there, when if something doesn’t work, then you do it over and over again until it does, then everything would be much easier.
“When I get something wrong in my car, I’m wildly ‘danunahu’, knock on the wheel, knock on the door and go for a beer. Are you sure of your wishes? (c) the

No headscarves, no belts, no ears
to pull!? to

Që What is it? A mass of such people. You have normal families, but you have normal families.
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And in these families there are such wonderful, polite and educated people.

Peter was in epic flight. They announced the landing, everyone approached the gate, the bus stood, the doors did not open. After 20 minutes, when the landing was supposed to be over, people began to let go. Of course, as long as everyone goes... Then we went around the airport for 15 minutes. We arrived, boarded the plane - and waited for the turn on the runway, there were eight planes in front of us. In general, we took off 50 minutes later. Even surprisingly, we arrived only seven minutes late.
A good pilot, ch. I tried. After the meeting he flew.

DerArto: Silent, unsuspecting people, please go to work taxi drivers!

To blame a child for wrongdoing is the only effective way of upbringing. What do you think about it, all of these "ai ай so cannot" "and if you do so you will like it?" in the best case give 10% of the effectiveness of the method, but usually do not give "HE is the same child" :)
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The only effective way to educate a frightened, uninitiative and at the same time aggressive man? I agree. Are you sure you want your child to grow up?

Does the doctor sneeze and get up, on foot or in the elevator?
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Strangely enough, this is not always an indicator. We had a grandmother-caregiver on the site with the first group of disabilities just in orthopedic cases.
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And in the quoted you was about cardiology. Chukcha is not a reader?

Why not call a fool a fool if he is a fool?

According to women, a gentleman is a man who, in the case of a divorce, allows himself to get rid of.

Early in the morning, a stranger calls me and asks:
Hello, where have I been?
I answer courteously:
The 17th Intergalactic Jedi Council.
The Lost Voice (Lost Voice)
I am sorry for the milk, please.
Then he adds:
May the strength come with you.
He puts the phone.

The Taxi Manager:
- Twenty-third, can you take a person in a hurry to the airport?
Yes, I can take it, I have three places left.
He is afraid to be late, leaving at 17.00. He asks: Will you succeed?
I assure him that he will be able to get on this flight.
- Twenty-three, well how can you guarantee it with such traffic jams on the road!
I am the pilot of this plane.

Sometimes, you drop the channels and, hop, house 2!
You quickly move on, but still, for a couple of seconds, the feeling that you have come into bleeding.