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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103169
 23.09.2014
I suspect that the cats in the factories do not slip out. We run a few thousand. They live on average 2-3 years. Wilds do not fit people.
I only managed to get along with Chuvyrla - a small, forever pregnant and hungry cat. When I first swallowed, my hand was all black. A week later, it was discovered that the cat was not black, but a turtle.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103168
 23.09.2014
Comments on the film:
Guest: Fuck, I’m intrigued, I have to see what you, the miserable saliva, have all gone out of the sludge.
Guest: I take my words back, I also replied at the end.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103167
 23.09.2014
What do you know about inconvenience?

Last night, my ex-boyfriend and I ran around his office.
At the most interesting moment, when his shirt was shaking (he was trying to put me on the shoulder, and I didn’t want to do it at all), the machine stumbled and asked:
Did you call a taxi?


[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103166
 23.09.2014
You will not provide
Access to this software
Security (including the key)
access to any person or
Essentials...

and----

The translator has to put it in his hand. The original was to any person or entity to any natural or legal person.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103165
 23.09.2014
We think with a friend over the name of our company, a lot of options overlooked. Here a friend issues: "And let us name the company "Eva", said Eugene Valentine, and remember easily". I say to him: "What, I like it, and the logo will make a roasted apple"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103164
 23.09.2014
[23:01:03] xxx: I will write a diploma about how to cry in the corner
[23:01:08] xxx: and fucking example will show on defense
xxx: no better idea

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №103163
 23.09.2014
"My house is undergoing major repairs. From 8 in the morning I try to cough out my lungs, and apparently so diligently that the workers knocked me in the window and gave me cough pills.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №103162
 23.09.2014
Waste and waste is the best material for inciting wars.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103161
 23.09.2014
Plan of Sale
I have had a few stories here about our native banks and what they produce in them. I continue.

So.... bank (as always: system-forming and other...) I ended their card of immediate issuance (these are the payments and interest on the balance for the households do not charge, for the service too do not take anything). Apparently no trouble, when received, they immediately warned that these short-term-temporary cards will come out the same, but with the chip and those exchanged without problems. I sent a SMS that it was time to replace it. has arrived. They are ready to replace, but... supposedly a series of these cards have been removed and replaced with another, and the same service will now cost 300 rubles. In the year: “Sign here...”

The price is not too high (it is worth paying for a lifetime). Compare with other banks. Started somewhat from their own website (intuition, probably). It turns out, all over Russia these cards are, only in our department... the bank for some reason "finished".

I went a second time. Do you know what employees gave me from different angles? “Why are you attached to us? Every time you have one problem... Do you want us to be here because of such intricacies as you have not fulfilled the plan to sell paid plastic cards Visa and MasterCard and have not received the premium? And what you are in the whole room, it was necessary to say quietly, we would only replace you...” Immediately the phrase of Soviet times recalled: “(you don’t want the children of the seller to suffer? And, at the same time, the husband, grandmother and, most importantly, the pocket?) »

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №103160
 23.09.2014
I was sitting at the stop today, the sting got in the eye, and I concentrated on throwing it. Next to him stood the grandmother, God’s fool, noticed it and sympathetically said:
Do not cry, my daughter. I was even worse at your age than you, and then I got married!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103159
 23.09.2014
X: I don’t want to learn English and that’s all.
Y: Even if you don’t want it, it will always be the main language of the Earth.
X: We will see when in 10 years the entire planet will be a Russian empire
Figo has plans for the summer.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №103158
 23.09.2014
Give action and laughter, in the work to do nonsense.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №103157
 23.09.2014
C the forum.
xxx: Angry when torrents are launched, not to play, not to follow the norms
yyy: I was told as a child that on torrent customers you can set a speed limit for a certain period of time....... I also do not believe in fairy tales -))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №103156
 23.09.2014
On the tube now a lot of blogs for women about how to remain desirable for my husband after long years together lived... And here, looking at one of the lessons, I ask my husband: "What do I have to go around the house, so that you host me?" The answer was: "Dear, go in adequate!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №103155
 23.09.2014
About the weapon struggle.
The gun is probably good. But I am such a nursing animal that when my brother invited me to the strike game, after our team drank, I was still searched for more than an hour and a half in a large unbuilt building. If my brother didn’t call me on his cell phone, they’t find me.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №103154
 23.09.2014
I am currently reading in VK a recipe for cake from biscuits without baking. There is a mysterious labyrinth. In the text of the recipe: "What to replace the lawn? The best mascarpone.”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №103153
 23.09.2014
Oh, I didn’t want to...

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As a Grammar Nazi, I am a trial judge.
Are you embarrassed again? "In view of" - there is such a word, for example "in view of newly discovered circumstances". But "to have in mind" is written separately, since here it is a form of the existential "type".
Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

You are fucking. "To have in mind" is always written together. Put in appearance separately. And squeezing on the face and having the result available - different such word forms.



So "have_in_view" is written separately. If you do not believe, Rosenthal + ortographical dictionary of Lopatin will help you. Well, or, if the books are unbearable for you, Gramota.ru

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103152
 23.09.2014
What do you know about inconvenience? Go, talk to a girlfriend. There was a dangerous exit, covered by bushes. By habit, they looked carefully, afraid of falling under the wheels. There is a guy. And it was something so unexpected that we jumped and screamed. I have never seen such an insult on my face anywhere else.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №103151
 23.09.2014
From Habr:
AmdY: In Minsk, the municipality annually holds two-week Ice Bucket Challenge events, but it never came to mind to take it with you to the bathroom and shoot.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №103150
 23.09.2014
Prospects for the video game industry:
xxx: A little longer and the terms "single player" and "offline" will be recognized as heresy.

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