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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101128
 29.07.2014
Q: What does the red blue drawing mean in the weather forecast?
You will be lucky ".

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №101127
 29.07.2014
XXX: What is a carpet?

Yyy: Well the carburators too ))))

XXX: What are they doing?? to

YYY: preparing a fuel-air mixture

Are you cooking German? And the Borges?? to

yyy: no, borst is prepared by other devices, more capricious at work and hundreds of times more difficult to set up

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101126
 29.07.2014
of Kaliningrad. The news. Residents of the area were allowed to demand the improvement of the quality of medicine.
No, this is beyond good and evil!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101125
 29.07.2014
xxx: "softwear"
yyy: type, soft clothes?
I think there’s also hardwear. Hard clothes.
YYY: Yeah, the ring is there
xxx: By the way, in this terminology then sharewear will be the ballowers.)))
Zzz: What about freewear?
XXX is naked.
ZZZ: Logical

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101124
 29.07.2014
by MV:
After the poisoning, he gave himself everything he could. The neck was tight. I asked my father to massage.
My father’s hand is heavy and massages well.
I say to Mom:
You need to massage your neck every night.
Mother :
I ask every night, but my father refuses.
I think thoughtfully:
I am afraid of suffocating :D

I’m glad my mom has a sense of humor. My parents would have drowned me long ago.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101123
 29.07.2014
4 of PDA. News "5G support will appear by the end of the decade"
Yenot: in 2020 5G Internet...MTS "SuperBit": 100MB per day for only 200 rubles per month

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101122
 29.07.2014
bogomol: today brought home to my daughter delicious: biscuits. I wanted to delight the child. The child ate, pressed and cried, because Mishek was very sad.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101121
 29.07.2014
When a man loses weight, he does not weigh. He’s just cutting new holes in the belt.
YYY : All of them. I am starting to marry.
YYY: Scalability and scalability.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №101120
 29.07.2014
I went to Camazing Sex. The video begins - two men stand in mashed combes...

Is it gay? 😉

and worse. They beat the hour fucking with the repair of the Camaz.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №101119
 29.07.2014
My father is 65 years old, but he looks 50-55. He stands at the station smoking and the girl approaches him further a short dialogue.

Do you want to rest?
I am not tired yet.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №101118
 29.07.2014
Vit_90: shit, not work and a fairy tale: eaten, slept + home caught what lies bad...
Chapter 22: Where Are You Working?
Vit_90: admin in the Balkans
Sassuola72: Vitaly ! to
Vit_90: Alexander Nikolaevich? to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №101117
 29.07.2014
Accidentally found the 8th year log. If anyone else remembers the breakout:

111: A thousandth pulpit loaded with uranium fractures... 600 shots per minute from a trunk. Weight of 5 kg.
In how many microseconds does a body accumulate critical mass?
222: 111, the critical mass will be in the embrace. So is!
111: Guilds of beryllium. Cartridges are stored in water.
333 Is the water heavy?
444: as a stone
Chapter 11: What a Fuck! Lamas is an atheist.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101116
 29.07.2014
You are an insectophob.
The courage compared to me.
xxxh: I'm here portrait of a cockroach on a pishalk for their extreminatus nail sticker
I think it’s scary to take that shit in hand.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №101115
 29.07.2014
Today I lived a day in the life of an average cat.
Eat the whiskey? Sitting in the tapes? Lying the eggs?
The idiots. Slept all day.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №101114
 29.07.2014
X: Rush of the Parachute. Rhythm is truth.
y: Dear Stas, I would be careful in your name to make such statements.

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101113
 29.07.2014
I see, God has heard my desire, my husband has found his true love. The Mom!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101112
 29.07.2014
The Ural. The weather, you know. So is the TV troll: there is a local video show today: the brooks, the leaves are green, the sun is shining and a bird with a red chest jumps on the branches. The beauty. And the text below: Snow. The ordinary snow.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101111
 29.07.2014
Daughter, stumbling on the fresh strawberry: Oh, just catch me this strawberry - I will bury the strawberry!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №101110
 29.07.2014
Romance is strange. Women don’t like untouched nails. But the constant presence of sexually transmitted diseases is not a problem for him. Only the nails were cleaned.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №101109
 29.07.2014
to this:
How does Chuck Norris handle Facebook?

How is. The boxes.

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