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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №100488
 14.07.2014
When I was 5 years old, my parents always sent me to my grandmother for the summer to a small village. I had a friend of Kesha there. Once, in honor of her doctor, I wanted to give her a gift and went to the narval of the rape and made her a crown. When I put her on the head, she liked it very much and she ran to my mom to boast. It didn’t take much time and I went to her. Looking out the window, I saw her mother crying, and her father shaved Xushu on the skin, and I realized that I was not happy.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100487
 14.07.2014
Cats are afraid of dust.
No noise and noise,
They have uncertainty.
The entropy of black holes.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100486
 14.07.2014
A MP from the LDPR proposed for the state account to hang blinds to all inhabitants of the northern areas, where there are white nights.
I - But I wonder what - metal, textile, or rollets in general?
That’s what he makes, that’s what he wants to hang.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №100485
 14.07.2014
The Poet:

I am admin.
But that doesn’t mean I’m lonely.
My servants
They have been lying since yesterday.
I know,
Tomorrow the electrician will get a puddle.
and beer
The coffee will warm me up.

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I am an electrician, and I think the last line in the verse above is superfluous.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100484
 14.07.2014
Why do people always have the question of pregnant or not when they are just sick?
Maybe I get sick from people.

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100483
 14.07.2014
Great critics of milk with a shelf life of six months, this message is an attempt to appeal to at least a portion of your brain capable of reflecting. Be kind to familiarize with the technical component of the question of what is pasteurized and sterilized milk, how and from what milk is spoiled and not less important how and what, and how much a person absorbs from cow's milk in different periods of his life. Still milk is ‘chemical’ if its shelf life is more than 2 days? Then I will not delay, you are probably late to your caves, the time has come for the mammoth to lick.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №100482
 14.07.2014
where are black lights sold, so that the white northern nights do not interfere with sleep?" twins, fucking, you did not teach physics? Change the locations, change the locations, and that’s all.

Option without disassembly - to twist the lamp against the clock

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100481
 14.07.2014
I was called a schizophrenic fuck.
Zzz: Talk about it with yourself, drink a beer

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100480
 14.07.2014
>>A at the cemetery. See also. Us in the 90s
It almost disappeared in the 1940s.

In the 90s, how many were now? What happened to the varicella epidemic?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100479
 14.07.2014
I wonder, but where are the people who have invented a few thousand games for Dendy now?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №100478
 14.07.2014
Reasonable risk is when you wanted to take a risk but did not take a risk.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №100477
 14.07.2014
It was a long time ago, before the Internet. In those fun student years, we had a company of fans of intellectual games. In the dormitory of the universe of St. Petersburg, boys with phenomenal memory were loaded with various knowledge. Once one of us was given a beautifully published and printed on one huge sheet "Crossword for a thousand words". We were four, our total IQ was over 700, we accepted the challenge. When filling out the crosswords, we encountered this definition: "Animal family of cats." There were six letters in the word, the second one was verification, so far unknown. “If it will be ‘e’, then ‘gepard’; if it will be ‘c’, then ‘the whole’; if it will be ‘e’, and we, as usual, will want to penetrate, then ‘serval’; and there are no other options,” we decided and continued to guess a thousand words.

A few hours passed. We were tired, we used encyclopedias several times, we entered 999 words. We only have this cat. His second letter was a soft sign. We have checked. We have checked. A soft sign. So, a mistake or a mistake, we thought and hung the almost resolved crossword in the hallway. There was something to be proud of.

A few days later, during our next intellectual fun, a good acquaintance, a general favorite, a trio student entered the hallway. “Here’s it!” she was impressed by looking at the huge crossword filled, and then looked up and added, “Just, boys, you forgot one word!” We ran into the courtyard. Oh, this is the untranslatable feeling of the fundamental uselessness of seven hundred IQ points! A thousand words was “Lion”.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №100476
 14.07.2014
The year 2060. You return home after a trip to Mars, remove the exoskeleton, give the bath instructions to fill and teleport to the bedroom. At this time, you copy from the brain to the flash memory of the excursion. Then you go to the bathroom and it’s ice. You have completely forgotten that the hot water was turned off for two weeks.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100475
 14.07.2014
KC: My cat blinked yesterday.
NK: Well, I thought so at first. at the beginning.
NK: It turned out that when he saw me, his eyes were shaking.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100474
 14.07.2014
From the community "What I learned today?":
I learned that Penelope Mitchell (Leta Godfrey from "Hemlock Grove") is a cousin of actress Rada Mitchell.

I had three questions right away! I will go swallow. :D

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100473
 14.07.2014
For the first time in my life, I was in the fourties. In my life, no one has met me on the street, but they try on the videos all the time, but. It’s late, I get out of everyone.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100472
 14.07.2014
Pornhub has asked users not to upload the match between Brazil and Germany. The administration of the largest porn service PornHub has already tired of removing from the portal fragments of the semi-final match of the World Cup between Brazil and Germany.

In the match of the 1/2 final the Brazilians were defeated with a score of 1:7 and turned into heroes of jokes and memes. Pornhub posted a lot of videos of a match titled “Young Brazilians get fucked by the entire German soccer team.”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100471
 14.07.2014
Why do you have images in BMP? Because of interest...
2: Tell me, and how did you notice that he has pictures in bmp? Because of interest...
1: They loaded from below up. Yes, what only the time taught me when I used dial-up

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №100470
 14.07.2014
YYY
Are you going somewhere?
XXXX
Yes Yes
XXX is
in suburban
YYY
Fishing, beer and shishes?
XXX is
Type of Yes
XXX is
The Loop Garden is Dead

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №100469
 14.07.2014
My husband and I are two engineers, we travel around the world 2-3 times a year, and Russia too.
Work and earn more. In our time, it is easier than ever, and no mud, unlike a frog, is needed, enough hh
Now the deficit of employees of the technical sphere, everyone goes to the managers, and to the bargaches
This is one of the most important aspects of the world.
Try not from Moscow (or even sub-Moscow), and, for example, from Surgut to get to the Black Sea. You are swallowing. In terms of methods and prices. In order for a family of 3 people from Surgut to reach (only to reach) to Anapa, it takes 90 thousand. So much back. You have to live and eat somewhere, right?

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