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>> I’m making swords, cheap...
The Sword of Qui, dear :)

I am embarrassed to ask about the emphasis on the first word...

xxx: In addition to this option, the crossover will receive an asphalt convoy control system. Special sensors located in the side of the car will monitor the state of the road and transmit information to the control unit.
XXX: You have understood, right? We have such a car will in vain look for asphalt and sincerely believe that it was taken to an uninhabited land without roads.

I fucking ate happiness. What could be better than eating at 11 p.m.
SlaSh (L.V.Eat at 1 o'clock at night.

Deputies intend to ban foreign words if they have Russian analogues

xxx: driver in Russian, yes.
yyy: The printer's cushion =)

I watched a picture in the park.
A four-year-old girl is surrounded by pigeons, and she shouts out at them: "Don't approach me! I am not a baton!and "

It is clear that the authorities may, in your opinion, be obliged to subsidize these flights.
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This is the obligation!! If they so joyfully and cheerfully shout about the need to settle and reproduce the population of DV and Siberia, about how important it is for the country - to strengthen the eastern borders, so take care that this population can come on holiday, and visit my grandmother in Saratov not once in life, but once a year!
And now there is just an incredible outflow of the population to the west, the suburbs of Krasnodar - the former Far Easters.
And - Chinese airlines, Korean and Japanese would gladly serve DV and Siberia, but they are not allowed.

And we need a more professional crew, knowing Russian and English as well as Spanish.
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And then a hook, and forced to Budapest, and the crew of the Madyarsk does not know. All of. Eat the land, dear passengers.

There was a time when there were no cell phones and electronics.
Comes to the name of the director of the telegram with the words:
"Send money your mother expelled"
They could not long find out whose mother and where they were displaced.
An employee came from a business trip and said, “I sent a telegram, why didn’t you send money?” I was kicked out of the hotel"
He was then paid, he decided to save.

Women and cats have a lot in common. What you give them, they don’t want, and what they want, they don’t say.

Yyy: I go to work on high heels.When drivers skip me on the road, I specifically run (I have a large chest). So to say thank you a bit of the driver 😉

This is:

Kitnsk: At the World Cup in the first match of Russia Kerzhakov with a salary of $ 3 million a year scored a Korean footballer with a salary of $ 150 a month. Where they are lying, I don’t know where.

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Is the carpet at our doorstep?

The Spanish national football team played so that even the king renounced the throne.

QQ: People want only two things. First, there is no corruption in the country. And the second is that you can bypass any law.

Today, at work, I was greatly mocked by the "half-propylen", and I, in turn, - the naive assurance that the smoked ribs on the market are really calves, not pigs.
My husband grew up in the countryside and I in the city.

Condemnation of the bill on fines for unjustified use of foreign words in cases of public dissemination of information in the state language

XXX is boyfriend! I will multiply the number of slaves who think, as well as of slaves who short-remember and long-remember in my mailbox.

Russia cannot be defeated.
Where is? from where? In the open space, our astronauts used a wire to twist an antenna. How is? Why not the Blue Isolation?

I stand in the swimsuit, dry up. Some healthy and joyful jumping up: "Do you eat pizza?" He looks at me more closely from head to foot: "Do you not eat?..." o_O Need to recover, apparently.

Summer is all work. I mainly wear dresses. Some men look at me so much that I want to come up and say loudly "Thank you!".

Recall of the store:
Disadvantages: the street smells of sausage, and maybe dignity

xxx: Okay, I insert words from Hebrew in Russian, and in Hebrew - from English. But to insert a piece of C++ into Python? What is this, if it’s self, what a shit shooter, if there are only points talking?
Nothing hindered. Before the launch, when the interpreter stunnedly stumbled upon an unknown word and timidly said that he did not know such a global variable...