From the requirements to the vacancy "Official Manager":
Always strict compliance with corporate norms and instructions, dress code "white top, true bottom", punctuality, friendly attitude to all customers and staff of the Company.

C 4PDA, discussing a secure smartphone:
XXX:Maybe 3310 and was not the benchmark of beauty, but by the untouchability will cross 5 such SATs :)
YYY: Lie in a 3310 shuffle with a broken screen, yes, there is something like this :)
ZZZ: You probably broke the other 3310?

Comments on the "appliance for remote onanism", in science "teledidonics"

The Appearance:
You can also take two of them and swallow each other.
Or on the whole company and play the game "guess who whispers".
Fuck the thought:

Whooves is:
To be honest, Tammy, you are like that.

XXX is fucking. So why do everyone think that all programmers are crazy? I am not that (
YYY: That’s not you talking to the battery yesterday?

The son plays at the computer, does not respond to external stimuli at all. Father passing by:
Sasha, your grandmother is calling you!! to
Son (melancholy, not breaking away from the screen):
The mine?
The Father (philosophically)
Well, if MY called you, it would be X@Evo.

Disputes about homosexuality and religion.

XXX: Then homosexuality is scientifically untrue! The simplest rule - opposite poles are attracted, the same - not! What else can we talk about?
Yyy: It turns out that gay love is much stronger if it overcomes the repulsive effect of single-value poles. O_O

You can buy a car for 15.
The question is why.
If this is the first car and you need to drive and not repair.

We guys want to buy a thousand for 15 to sit in the station, waiting for the electricity :lol:
Closed type

Pornography on the site. One girl breaks a laptop and a guy comes to her to “repair” it. Then everything as usual. Under the first comment:
What happened to the note?! to

About the killer!

Since I was a child, I was embarrassed by this phrase from fairy tales about milk rivers and jelly shores. What kind of beach will you drown on? These two fluids should be mixed immediately. Only recently realized that jelly as a solution of starch is a non-Newton liquid! That is, standing on such a shore, of course, can not, but to run quickly - very even possible. It remains only to calculate with what speed the milk must move in the river so that the banks and for it remain solid.

Hehey, chel, is a modern jelly - liquid. And in those times, when they invented this fairy tale, the jelly was ripped with spoonfuls and placed on a plate, such was the thick C:
I was embarrassed by this phrase as a child until my grandmother told me the truth.
Cheers to autumn, cat!

Frightener: found an ad in which instead of a secret buyer a mysterious X is required) now this image chases me)
by Irina (rofl)
He comes from nowhere and goes nowhere.
No one has seen his face.
Frightener: in a long black coat and a broadband hat :D
Irina: There are many legends about it, but which of them is true?)))
Meet in the shops of your city.
Irina: The Mysterious Buyer

"The Meeting
The Fugitive..."

This is what. We (a division of a large bank, a group predominantly female) once sent a training presentation intended to train the personnel of the Territorial Units. Its name was "Training TP". Very pleased )

Factories are workers! Land for the peasants!
The peasants are landowners! HDD

My uncle came to court. So he had a stroke, half-organism paralyzed, almost at all the horse did not move. Then it turned out that the public servants owe him 30 thousand. For example, a good agenda with flowers and a bad one with skull and bones.

So why did you, who burned the diode bridge, write about it?
I didn’t even know this song!
And now I still have many years to think about how he looks like, this Submarine Jopostar.
and :-(

I went to the insurance company to take a duplicate of the policy, a line of two ladies of the 50s, sitting what they do on the table. The village, then I realize that they are painting with pencils O_o. Natural: colored and colored pencil. It turned out, specifically so that the visitors did not miss, they put out entertainment. The Beautiful!

The sweets are finished at work.
Tea is sick.
I want a steak.
Meat is harmful to an empty stomach
Better than soup
I want a soup.
Stepan: or just a borst
Tags: steak soup
You need a grandmother.
The soup is unpleasant.

10.09.13 08:50
Exactly a year ago.
20 years ago in a kindergarten,
What will be after lunch in the afternoon
Sleep and then a half day."
It should not die.

He jumped the old civilization, saw how the unit shot down a helicopter from the arbalet, and another from the musket tank destroyed...

I have an intimate question for you, can you answer?
WOW : What? and :)
I went to my mom yesterday.
I suddenly got fucked up.
I go to the toilet. There are underlying weights.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You decided to weigh "before" and "after"?))
Q: You answered my question.
WOW: In which one?
Could anyone else have come to mind with such an idea?
It was :)))
I have an intimate question for you too.
XH: 0.4 kg
WOW: It is clear. XDDD

to this:
While physicists around the world are arguing about the dimension of space, the m-string theory, there are already 5D, 10D and even 17D cinemas in Gelendzhik.
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And in Anapa, such types of cinemas as 91D, 92D and 999D have long been mastered. I didn't get enough spirit to go in and check what's going on there and what drugs give))