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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №101488
 07.08.2014
Allah is the Messenger of Allah (swt). The Ukrainian military after a massive shelling by Russia was forced to retreat to the Russian Federation.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №101487
 07.08.2014
from the polythe. Tagged with "Censorship"

by Nikolai Amzirov:
Dry your clothes on the balcony of a private house in Germany. The police will come and punish you. This shit can be done anywhere.

by 026a9dc4
that is. Is Russia a better country than Germany?
05.08.2014 19:04

by Dyhlofos:
No is. She is more embarrassed.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101486
 06.08.2014
The picture. Something like a demotivator:

Gebefrenia is a mental disorder characterized by joking behavior, uncontrolled childhood. Pathological "Infiltration in childhood"

The stones:

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Tagged: Yobana
Zzzz: I knew I was sick.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101485
 06.08.2014
arxont: We will do according to the methodology - "herak, herak and in the sale"
Sinor: I do not like this approach. They eventually signed a contract with us.
Arsenic: It is well. For the project, we will apply the paradigm of extreme programming and continuous integration with daily new releases.
Sinor: Oh, that is better. Only this is the same as the “herak, herak and in the sale.”

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №101484
 06.08.2014
Alternative continuation

The chickens go to bed early and get up early.
She goes to bed late and gets up late.
He goes to bed early and gets up late.
The beast is a cat!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №101483
 06.08.2014
News"Coca-Cola reduced advertising in Russia"

WOW! This is a sanction! Punish us completely! Stop the Russians from advertising!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101482
 06.08.2014
XHH: So let’s summarize the results:
1) Go to bed early, get up early - cravings.
They go to bed late, get up late – the frogs.
They go to bed late, get up early – pensioners.
What is the name of those who go to bed early and get up late?

Hm, the cats...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101481
 06.08.2014
xxx: Would you go home from here, from the United States, because of the girl?

YYYYYYYY: Yes No controversial questions please.

X: Do you have anything against the Akatsuki?! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101480
 06.08.2014
I read a note from the series "It is useful to know" about business soap, what it is dirty and universal. I barely sat down after the phrase "My classmate (it was a long time!) She had a thick luxurious haircut below the poop. One that I could not make".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №101479
 06.08.2014
XXX: Not for that I am Andrew's sweat in the cockpit
I want my mother to tell me later
You look at yourself in the mirror, boobs like your grandmother.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101478
 06.08.2014
Today at the station I stand in line to the administrator to find out about the tickets, in front of me two uncles in shirt. And here is one of them on the ration for all the noise: "Attention, attention. On the street of bla bla-bla in the zoo shop stolen a cat bowl. Kidnapped a cat! How all roasted.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101477
 06.08.2014
xxx (20:51:52 5/08/2014)
Do you have a bite with long pens?
yyy (20:59:16 5/08/2014)
If only me! )
xxx (20:59:50 5/08/2014)
Bite a tree under the window, in the air conditioner branches swim.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101476
 06.08.2014
Questions for Biorhythmists:
Why if I go to bed at ten in the evening, I wake up at eleven in the morning? And if I go to bed at six in the morning, then – Tadam! Would I wake up again at 11 in the morning?
Z is. The option "because you are a lazy ass" is not accepted, it is understandable.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101475
 06.08.2014
monsta: I thought here - when the proga swallows and begins to eat 100% of the proca, does not respond to the keys and does not update the ui - this is a complete illustration of the saying "when I eat, I am deaf and dumb"

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101474
 06.08.2014
My mom accidentally threw out the switch from the meat machine. That this thing is called a switch, I learned in the service center, where I came to buy it. The dialogue:
Hi to you! I need such a plastic piece for a meat machine that attachs such a iron bucket to the body.
(absolutely unreasonable) 450 rubles
Okay, can you tell me what her name is?
(More than a transitory)
Thank you very much
...
I can imagine what rebuffs they have to face :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101473
 06.08.2014
I come home in the evening, the cat in the dishes has the remnants of manna cabbage, sliced cabbage, melon... I try to explain to my mommy that the house is not a goat, but a predator, everything is unsuccessful, she also asks for everything and eats well.
I am afraid that convincing the cat itself that she is a predator, and not a herbivorous lover of cabbage and fresh cucumbers, is absolutely impossible.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101472
 06.08.2014
I have been using the Internet for five years according to the following scheme: linux -> Red-Browser -> delete everything when you go napig + Adblock and so on.

Here it was necessary to test the project in the conditions: visible -> all-around browsers, and even the Internet Sports...

Fear and horror!! Give me my pink glasses! I want to go back to my dear censored internet, without a bunch of advertisements and influential sands!!! to

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101471
 06.08.2014
The Optimist:

An alternative to the realization of the characteristic of each individual male sex, even to the most final stroke, placed in the subconscious by the evolution of the warrior’s instinct. Crushing monsters on the screen is fine. Weapons ( not combat) on the walls are hanged - even better =) And combat in the safe is locked - generally great.
If there is trouble, who will protect you, foolish foolish? The eye-catching intelligent who, with the spirit of half an hour, gathers to catch the flies? Or a sofa football fan with a beer bowl proudly lying on his knees? Those who spend time in battles, even virtual, are much less likely to get lost in a critical situation.

If he did not hold anything heavier than a mouse in his hands, strategically he may be somewhat more subdued, but he is practically the third rich in the company of the above-mentioned.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №101470
 06.08.2014
Where is my pension? Has she drowned? What do you do with your pension when you are in Ukraine? Listen, the dogs are frozen!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №101469
 06.08.2014
Hrapunzel: It’s bad to look at the slugs. We watched the cartoon Tarzan (2013) with her daughter, where Jane bites a snake, she faints, Tarzan sucks poison from her shoulder and splashes, and her husband began to watch after the snake, Jane saw Tarzan, fainted, he bit her and splashed:
It was unpleasant, my husband commented.

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