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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99928
 01.07.2014
You guys, you don’t listen. You like to bite your nipples - you will bite them. Pocher, which their owner does not like, will try it over time, and everyone else will like it.

If you choose some idiots for yourself as sexual partners, and then you bend and tolerate under them - then it's stupid, what.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99927
 01.07.2014
From an interview with Alexey Theft, who told about the world's first world-round expedition by auto-stop "AutoColumbus", which he headed:
Well, it was not quite a world trip, strictly speaking: we were often criticized, because we started on the Star, and ended on the Lakes.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99926
 01.07.2014
Corporate message from a colleague:
and friends! Halli is scheduled birthday :) We take off and discuss the options for the gift.

15 minutes is a collective discussion (in the corporate chat) of various gift options.
Until somebody offered:
Could we remove Galli from the newsletter?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №99925
 01.07.2014
You have to live your life so that you are punished.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99924
 01.07.2014
1st channel, program "Time". In Antalya, four hotels burned, the cause of the fire was a fire, which KTO-TO sparked in a palm grove.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99923
 01.07.2014
Tonight in the morning with the horror of a butterfly, not finding a mineral under my hand, I took a bottle of water from the neighbor’s bunker. As it then turned out, it was holy water from the temple from which she recently returned.
yyy )))))))
Is it ease?
xxx is divine
You didn’t believe it.)
The xxx really saves.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №99922
 01.07.2014
The lander’s wife:
My husband served in the landing. I suggested to go on August 2 to one of his friends (co-workers, to another city), to mark so to say in a human way.

I'm tired of you wanting to send me out for a while?

I: You know, better not go anywhere, stay with me, I will be quieter.

husband: - ah, the only holiday in the year, when you can rest with men, and you "do not ride".

This is what to say to him?

Is he a landslide that makes sense to speak to him? Order him to land with food and alcohol in the zone of the Allied troops for subsequent capture of nearby fountains.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99921
 01.07.2014
Neighbors, such neighbors
One was tired (or rather even tired) that on the staircase cage some urds left garbage bags, that he wrote from his hand a cider on a sheet in a cage.

I catch who leaves the rubbish
Don’t be offended by the JOB"

PS rubbish has decreased sharply

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99920
 01.07.2014
Comments on the news about the past paint festival in Novosibirsk.

Q: Do you really consider this kind of activity of children to be the norm?? to
WOW: Of course not. The norm is to go to church in the morning, and then for the whole day to the country: water tomatoes, spray beds and whiten the trunks of trees so that they are not hugged by rabbits.
Q: There are only two extremes. Going to church or painting? Do you know more patterns of behavior and life?
WOW: This is a philosophical question. Some believe that there are no two extremes, others believe that there are two extremes – and both are unproven. And also other reasons. On other patterns of behavior, I will say this: either going to church or painting - this is one thing. How would you go to church if you were painted? It is funny. Or, let’s say, another situation that is the opposite. Also funny too. Wherever you go, everywhere, in one word. Here and think.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99919
 01.07.2014
Paul: Hello to you. Please add me to your contact list.

Sorry, do we know each other?

Do you want to see me naked?

Do you want to sacrifice your organs to Satan?

Paul: No

Go on the fucking

See also: XD

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99918
 01.07.2014
The teacher asked to transmit that for the time of practice we are employees of the institute, so take it seriously. Tickets to the sea not to buy, not to try to drown in the river.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99917
 01.07.2014
Homeopathic drugs, in my opinion, can be given through the mouth, through the nose and simply applied without printing the package to the head... The effect of this will not change.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99916
 01.07.2014
Just two titles of different publications about the same news:

In Volgograd, a foreigner who sold spy watches was detained.
In Volgograd, Tajikans were not allowed to sell clocks with a dictionary.

The Tajik James Bond.

[ + 25 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99915
 01.07.2014
xxx: Vanguai series replies articles on the hubre:

16 things you shouldn’t do in Moscow
128 things not worth living in Omsk
1024 Things You Shouldn't Live For

yyy: >>128 things not worth living in Omsk
It was offensive now.

Zzz: Yes, we have only 127 such things in Omsk, why blaspheme? and :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99914
 01.07.2014
Victims of EEG:

Speech from the graduate at the last call (directed to teachers):
You have made an inexorable contribution.

The rapporteur всяко meant "incomprehensible" that there is another meaning of the word...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99913
 01.07.2014
xxx: People, and that for the new virus does not allow, move, delete files on the compilation?
yyy: after "no gives" no need for a spat, I think.
ZZZ: This virus has been installed

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99912
 01.07.2014
Comment from a user from Ukraine, on the 4PDA, to the new tank toy:
EugenLiquor: I also have tank battles in 3D near the exit of the city - the graph is cooler, but if they shake, then you can't restart the level.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99911
 01.07.2014
My husband served in the landing. I suggested to go on August 2 to one of his friends (co-workers, to another city), to mark so to say in a human way.

I'm tired of you wanting to send me out for a while?

I: You know, better not go anywhere, stay with me, I will be quieter.

husband: - ah, the only holiday in the year, when you can rest with men, and you "do not ride".

This is what to say to him?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №99910
 01.07.2014
I am very sorry for those who live in % CITY% and get to work in % COMPANY% every day and then back. I lived so, and in order not to get into heavy traffic jams, I had to go to work no later than 6.45 in the morning. From work at the earliest at 7 p.m. The alternative was to drive 1.5-2 hours in one direction.

Now I live closer to work, but I still regularly stood in traffic jams. Even leaving the house at 7.30 in the morning. In the end, I switched to a bicycle, at least for the summer. Yes, to drive longer, but yet guaranteed, no blockages. And the species is much better.

In any case, people here go and go and go. They literally leave. Infrastructure is no longer enough for everyone.
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If you think this is again about non-ferrous, then you are mistaken - this is one of the "travellers" in San Francisco shares its experience ;)
Z is. Then the ventilator started to shut down, a mess.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99909
 01.07.2014
In addition to the contracts - we do not have a salary in the factory contract. So, the HR department advertises one salary, but they pay a completely different one. "Where did you get that salary? In the personnel department? Let them pay!"

This is not a contract, but a shit.
Article 57 of the TC of the Russian Federation on the Contract of Employment
The employment contract stipulates:...
conditions of remuneration (including the amount of the tariff rate or salary (official salary) of the employee, additional payments, surcharges and incentive payments);

Go to the labor inspection, they will be shocked and delighted that the entire factory has been placed on the Russian Federation.
There is a common situation when a minimum is indicated in the contract, the words promise more, but this "more" can and press. But a contract without a payment indication is something. Are you paid your salary there? Or also to the staff department send: "in the salary agreement is not said? OK promised - let OK and pay"?

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