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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89927
 19.11.2013
xxx: If you tell a person that he has a degree at Cambridge University, he will look at you and think, Oh, he really did it.

But never tell anyone that you are a British scientist.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89926
 19.11.2013
I need decent personal cash, for personal expenses different. and :)
Yyy: that type- take my grandmother to Abu Dhabi to give :)))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89925
 19.11.2013
here here :
Shurupchik: See, the child on the question of where I appeared must either say the truth and corrupt it, or lie to him, and feel like a scapegoat speaking to children.
“Well, put yourself on a bed with cabbage and tell the truth, cha.
— — —
To me, on the quite natural question “where did I come from?” the father told a remarkable story from the course of biology about the fertilization of a female egg by a male sperm, the process of division, etc. The question of where they came from and how they met did not arise, because this was quite enough) overall: I answered the pure truth, never corrupting it) and the next day, already in the kindergarten, I gave a lecture on this topic)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89924
 19.11.2013
The dialogue at the Ikea box, as always about:

Treasurer: Good day, yes, you have one blidrian, three psouns, two small tents, a crisbanor, saw a kitchen, a floor brewer and xirment for the bedroom...

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89923
 19.11.2013
Please, Dear Brother, scroll down the bottom of the page as a button to the top.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89922
 19.11.2013
I read about Ramstein. Their current leader - Til Lindemann - in his youth lived on a farm, worked as a carpenter, plowed baskets. He was summoned to the group as a vocalist precisely because he was heard singing when he wrapped baskets... in a punk-rock indie group...

He lively imagined this: Til sits by the straw on a tabouret, wraps a basket and sings one of his songs. And in the corners of the courtyard, cuddling pigs climb, cows in a semi-conscious state give the milk already boiled, and the whole courtyard is overwhelmed by agonizing chickens. This is an idyllic rural pastoral.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №89921
 19.11.2013
On 4pda news about the sliding smartphone LG G flex, the first comments :
The skiing, the skiing...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №89920
 19.11.2013
FR: In the bottom created a website that accepts suggestions for improvement of the city. It looks like an ordinary card on which you stick a label and make a proposal (a type, a label on the Kremlin and a proposal - to remove a nail). Namedly, a label appeared on the subway bridge with the proposal: "Here to make the bridge payable - say 20p. This should encourage drivers to move from private transport to public transport. After an hour and a half, a new label appeared next to a couple of millimeters from the subway bridge with the proposal: "Here to drown who offered a paid ride on the subway bridge."

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89919
 19.11.2013
Our Physics Teacher:
Whoever does not decide on the task of the tank, he will be a tankist!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №89918
 19.11.2013
Khm...
and----
According to British scientists, the end of the world will occur on February 22 next year. Scientists studying the ancient legends of the Vikings calculated that the end of the world – Ragnarek will happen in 98 days. According to legend, the end of the world will be preceded by a number of signs, including three cold winters.
and----
judging by the fact that we in Siberia in mid-November still +4 heat, Russia in Ragnarok does not participate

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №89917
 19.11.2013
This is all, of course, very fun, but this is when one guy with whom I had to cooperate on duty of service (and he himself was from the village) said, "Goodwell to help you!" I then caught the stupor for a long time and was embarrassed to say what the UN meant, so as not to feel out of date.
But I had to see my face when after a clock I got what for "google" :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89916
 19.11.2013
If you were a candy, what kind of candy would you be?
Tagged: mustard
Kkk: Why is it?? to
NN: Not to eat

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89915
 19.11.2013
In the morning bus:
Whoever enters for the trip we pay! Travelling for everyone? What if I check?! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89914
 19.11.2013
Yesterday I drove home and went into advertising for a long time, unable to understand what an unprecedented song. the compound of muton nutria and what it really needs, then it only came out that it is a fur store advertisement.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89913
 19.11.2013
I grew my breasts by 2 in size in a week, and my penis by 5 cm. You are not? It is strange.
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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89912
 19.11.2013
XX: By what criteria did you understand this so reasonably?
YYY: Please don’t put any more heels.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №89911
 19.11.2013
From a conversation between two of my friends (one recently had a daughter):
When your daughter is 16, I will be 36. Enchanting and tempting...
You are a fucker.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №89910
 19.11.2013
How is life like yours?
Yyy: I work everything, there is no time, sex for an ambulance.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89909
 19.11.2013
Will you be a piece of cake?
I have already been!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №89908
 19.11.2013
Honestly speaking, she is an example of innocence!
HH: What is her name? Camilla is awkward! How did she reduce the login? The Kamshot!
xxx: She said that she heard this "funny" word somewhere and decided that she was perfectly suited as a nick.

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