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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №98928
 07.06.2014
The fact that the medusa has survived for 650 million years without a brain gives hope to many people.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98927
 07.06.2014
That’s what you call "beautiful’"? What a foolish thing! What if there was a man who did not read the Lord of the Rings? For example, he has a good taste! He would give her up immediately in psychic after such a crazy tirade!


Even interestingly, what is now considered a good taste, if a book written by a professor and became a cult in its genre, is not something of the kind "must read" for general development. Do you think Dennis has fans?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №98926
 07.06.2014
You cannot smoke almost anywhere. And only addicts feel free and happy in this country.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98925
 07.06.2014
Squier: Neighbors are doing repairs for the second month. I did this by buying a violin. Now I drink with them. Probably the whole house is shrinking.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №98924
 07.06.2014
Ušit Pomoev, Roll of Oboev, Quartet of Goboev, Catch of Nalimov, Book of Lewkoev, Record of Nadoev, Squad of Cowboys, Subversion of Stones, Shutdown of Stones, Shutdown of Stones, Shutdown of Jews, Fire of Sarajevo, Capture of Holidays, Outcome of Izgoev, Crime of Thieves, Crash of Stones, Harley's Robbery, Stallye's Stallye, Shares of Plebees, Waste Camaz, Divorce of Husbands, Breakdown of Shalman, Friend of Brothers, Running of Debils, Expenditure Account, Income Tax, Injury Parade, Flight Disbursement, Tramway Repair, Biegloodeev, Wagon of Gondons,

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98923
 07.06.2014
XXX is
A great cat trolling.
She loves eggs, and when we cook her and start cleaning her eggs, she begins to get hysterical. Now one egg broke during cooking and eventually turned out to have a sticky piece of boiled substance. I removed that piece, put it on the cat and started cleaning the rest.
She had a real pattern breakdown. There is an egg, there is an egg! No, to the garbage, there they clean the eggs! No to the caterpillar!
I went back and forth until I cleaned up the rest. :)

YYYY
It is bag.
I need to break in the swipe.)
Get out of the cycle.)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98922
 07.06.2014
News from Yandex:
Singer Vitaly Grachev, known under the stage pseudonym Vitas, broke a window in an apartment known in Moscow and flew to Germany.
On the meth, right? O_O

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №98921
 07.06.2014
The summer. The heat. The girls were wearing short shirts.
We go with a man’s company to the base for lunch. In front of them are three young employees in mini shoes and summer dresses. Suddenly, a blow of wind hits all three sides above the waist and for a couple of seconds, three very pleasant butts in mini pants appear. The male company is stupid and shocked, but there are no comments, as the right words for such a pleasant and unexpected picture have not been found. A fellow solemnly and joyfully proclaimed: “Alleluia, brothers! Jesus loves us!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98920
 07.06.2014
Today, when I was in the subway to work, I saw an old lady and her grandson go and carry a pair of bags. From one of the bags, a boy (aged 7 or 8) got an old disc phone. Then I got my cell phone out of my pocket and tried to connect to it via bluetooth. The grandmother looked at the boy and said, “Are you stupid?” It is not included in the rosette!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98919
 07.06.2014
In the west of Moscow, a Porsche Cayenne for 5.8 million rubles was stolen from the unemployed. The incident occurred last night, but it was only now known.

If the news about the stolen shoes of a pensioner (7 million) and the money of a student (4 million) I have yet to digest, then now I seriously think about dismissing and not working.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98918
 07.06.2014
Guess who I met yesterday.
Iren: Serzhou (the Cross) and Sonya (his husky)
And now guess which one of them hurt me?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98917
 07.06.2014
xxx: here the trouble at the wedding one was.. on the board for wishes to the newlyweds among the standard: love you!, kids bigger!, a lot of happiness! It was proudly beautiful: build a zigzag!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98916
 07.06.2014
Fuck how you got your nuts about the Pushkin Tetris. The birthday of Alexander Sergeevich, as well as the birthday of Tetris, is celebrated every year, but not every year Tetris turns 30 years old. It’s a round date, no matter what anyone says.
Furthermore, for the vast majority of you, Tetris has done much more than all the work of Pushkin, Lermontov and Dostoevsky combined.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №98915
 07.06.2014
I believe that if an adult guy borrows a gaming console, it should be prohibited by law. Because it's a bad thing to take a gaming console, if you don't have money for its full cost - fucking to work!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №98914
 07.06.2014
...in my house for a long time they do not smoke on the balconies, because they got in the shield without witnesses...

In your dreams there are witnesses.

...At the stops I'm passing for a long time, they don't smoke either (a little earlier they cramped their cigarettes, seeing my jaguar...

Which you did not drink?

...sometimes, some dumb dude gets, violating the law, but breathing vividly humiliates the stupid prostitute...

Long time not fun boxers by correspondence, bravo, fun!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98913
 06.06.2014
A friend told me, after a quarrel, called his girlfriend on his mobile phone:

He is: (the call, the guts...)
Interference tube: The telephone subscriber is temporarily turned off or is outside the network
he: fucking, what is "the phone subscriber"? What kind of kindergarten?? to
Pause
in the pipe, no interference: ups, burned...sorry, ups

So we agreed.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98912
 06.06.2014
This

You won't believe, category A is issued from 16 years old. And if the cashier is not a car driver, she is not obliged to know that. A fully justified question

_________________________________________________________________________________

The date of birth is the right!! What is the difference in which category?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98911
 06.06.2014
ABP: I am now a photographer.
Kshk: I can see it.
Abp: Objectives for all cases of life I have already stocked. Learn to photograph.
Kshk: A shameful little thing.
ABP is yes. I need to buy a scalpel and become a surgeon.
Kshk: It’s time.
Abp: But the bosses are now hiding from me when I bring my camera to work.
Kshk: If you brought a scalpel, it would also hide, believe me.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98910
 06.06.2014
The xx diligently bypasses the enormous merine, spinning on the pedestrian transition to the red light and freezing there with a silent statue; behind the wheel of the merine - a man with the expression of the face of the "you all were, I am D`Artagnan".
XHH: And this should be attracted for the propaganda of homosexuality.
WOW : Why?
Because only P#DARAS can stand up!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98909
 06.06.2014
I am afraid to travel by car.
Look at yourself in the mirror! What are you afraid?
Q: is it a-a-a?! to
A young, self-confident girl...why be afraid?

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