A comment on the football website to the patriotic news that the Russian national team totaled a greater distance than the opponent:
The foolish head does not give the legs peace.

And in the mirror, everything is different: a suckle lump

Author No. 14637
Do you see the difference between looking at a woman and "stressing and rubbing a member"?
Well then I wish that your maid also "looked for", there is no difference.

Goodbye at Yaris. Rock under the open sky. +8, from morning to evening - rain and wind. So who in the pants, who in the telogreeks. On top – colorful rainbows, garbage bags on the legs, all in dirt to the knee – but continue to crawl. And right in front of me stands a wet Gaechka and a man with a sign on his ass: "Nittics complain about rain and cold. We dressed up and had fun!

From Habr (from the article on life abroad):

In general, living in another country is like moving to another level in the game. There are no old monsters, but there have been others, and the old monsters have disappeared.

Cyanocrylate is perfectly dissolved in dimexide.
The smell of dimexide can be interrupted with acetone.
the acetone plaque is easily wiped with dichlorethane,
Well, if dichlorethane burned a hole in the plastic,
Then it can be easily poured with cyanocrystalline!

The money at zero, decided to bomb. I go, listen to 'Leningrad' and look for voters. A girl stops a flower. And I am brutal: not a shave, a jacket on a naked bluse. The garage resident. The girl asked to turn off the music, she was called. And here, she arranged, and I forgot to return the music. I sing the last motif. I see horror in her eyes. And then I remember that the last thing that I sang in half a voice, it sounded like 'we will drive through and Pushkin, and Pavlovsk, and Kamchatka, and even Ural, only if we were not caught by the menticet, I did steal this car.

And I have the race proposal matured - and let's rename the resource, let's now, for example, sra4-im-vsem!sra4.im is called, it's time!! to

The norm survived. on cheap sausage-150r, half a day of bread for 2 days, cereals. Potatoes, tomatoes, cucumbers, corn, from the country.Fish again, confusion is cheap. things in секонд хенде, the shoes were glued, the cinema was unreal, neither beer nor cola, the child bought sweets of course. She tailored her clothes, bought them on advertisements, gave something to acquaintances. Now it broke out, but it’s still wild how I could survive this.

I think I lost my phone.
He was unloaded in the Hermitage, and I was holding him in my hands there.
yyy: public place as-nik
YYY: could have pulled out
This is Nokia.
YYY: are the Nokia Goppies scratching? and :)
XXX: There are no riders in the Ermitage

When your dark-looking girl declares that she has a delay, you least expect the delay to actually be in the WoWe barrel, and the girl is hopeless for her not to get out of the arena. and "

My dear got her unwavering belief that it is only necessary to give money. And then there was such a situation that I thought it would be nothing to cover her: her friend, who emigrated to the United States a few years ago, visited her homeland on her own birthday. And here, in response to the scream of despair "Well, what to give to Natasha?I have clearly noticed that it is not necessary to violate the principles - there are, say, 100 tanks in the head, and give them (not rubles to give to an American).
I supposed that she admitted that her principle didn’t always fit, and we’ll go to discussing the real options, but the wife got something intrigued and she took it seriously: she put this note in a box of candy and handed it to the nominee.
A Pennsylvania gynecologist with a salary of 7,000!

When relying on the wall, the most important thing is not to get stuck in textures.

We must forbid the wise to think, so as not to insult the feelings of the foolish.

Resting at the sea, at lunch, I hear at the next table the dialogue of a father with a son of 7 years:

“Dad, dad, let’s go swimming now?”
Father: Son, Daddy is tired, Daddy will go to the room to rest, and you, if you want, walk alone.
Son: What if I get lost?
Father: No problem, you will be lost, we will be born new.

Judging by the calm reaction, the son is already accustomed.)

They gathered every weekend, ran with the dogs around the circle, stopped and ran again. Their faces were concentrated, the burning look was directed toward the future. They held pieces of cheese in their hands, but they did not eat them. Some of them squeezed the scissors. The lips whispered the words unknown to the earth's inhabitants: tsats, tsatsib, big, bis, handler, grummer, trimming, adenovirus... In the evening, they collected their strange cages, loaded dogs in baggage bags, rolled into the luggage of cars and traveled content with hand-fishing products from atlas ribbons and pseudo-golden cups. The dogs looked at them with interest and indulgence.

I’m going to work today, Nissan Theana is in front of me, and it’s “Tratatana.” Immediately introduced by Renault OLOLOGAN and DEU AINANENANEXIA

Sysadmin boundly reports:
All four servers are deployed and ready to work.
The colleague clarifies:
Didn’t you put it on that side first?

Oh, the elite has come. How were you in the 19th century? We already have the Internet, DVDs and tablets. They go to the cinema to have fun. You can watch anything at home. and point. And all this craziness in matters of sophistication of taste - from the onion.
From the onion... soup?

XXX: Playing in the X
All have nics like nics: IceMan, PartiZan, KILLER...
and my nick: storage of nano-gushes
I am sorry :)