XXX: The girl kissed me with her series. I have a brain "castle" today.
I complained to my husband, Grum, the word power no longer.
Q: And you know what he replied to me?
xhh: "You will not ruin the shell" (

Why should I watch the bullshit advertising of tampons, pads and drops?
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I wonder why some men are so upset?
He has repeatedly faced strong rejection. No alternatives are offered. It just annoys them all that. without explanation. And some are not even advertising, but everything that is related to it.
The men, wow! What is wrong with you? What is natural is not ugly.
Honestly, here is a liquid sucking man on the advertisement of prostatitis also does not add appetite. But he doesn’t get rid of you...
And women’s advertising is quite sparing. Far from reality. No blood, no smell... happy girls. It irritates them that they are okay, and they can’t fuck them.

You are a hopeless idiot! Thanks to your stupid comments, you’re like a centaur! Do you know who the centaurs are? No, they’re not the guards in the shopping center. Centaurus is a mythical character - half man and half horse. Same as you are, a fairy tale!

The universe held a course meeting on the upcoming session, classes passes and other "pleasures". After his completion, when everyone was about to leave, the Imperial March was included in the entire acting hall. The dean is striking back, shit.

Prohibition of GPS:
I propose to ban houses in France, luxury cars for officials, Japanese TVs and other foreign shit. Logically is.

How many people are associated with the date 16-17.08.1998
Here are my five copies.
August 17, Monday was, the director went out of vacation and gave me a generous prize for his replacement (by the way, the only time generous), and in the evening of the same day, I was not frightened by any news, pulled my husband into the store. He, by the way, insisted, suggested to do it later, but me, the mother of minors twins, it was impossible to stop, and we bought a washing machine.
In our province, sellers were also long messed up, shops closed only on the 18th, when news came from Moscow.
Z is. The washing machine is still working, glucose has just begun to appear, but it is not critical yet. And the man didn’t last that time, he slunged)))))))))))

I am a guy, I have long hair under my shoulders and a beard. And to the claims of the local gopnikov "Huli you like a long-haired grandma" before I could answer "Have you seen a bearded grandma for a long time?"

X: When a colleague asked me if I liked playing tennis, I answered "yes"
X: And she offered to play. Since then, we have played often.
X: when she went to the hospital, and a friend offered to play tennis, but!
X: At that moment I realized that what I liked most in tennis was her jumping "balls"

hhh: yeah, let go in nature in physruck real love of real boys more in all concepts
You stayed in Siso for a week, by mistake. And you are a philologist, you know perfectly where to put the signs of intersection.

My son stretches a diary: the main thing is that we are alive and healthy? Is it true?...

I love young people.
If you don’t tell them specifically that you’re 50 years old, they’ll be honestly sure that you’re 38 years old, because both of them are very old.

I am not a programmer, nor am I an admin.
I decided to clean the system from dust. Disassembled, dampened, replaced the refrigerator on the shower, removed the coolers, collected.... At 2 o’clock I suffered, looked at everything, tried it... Let’s think I’ll try it like an admin. He picked up a new one, stood up, leaned his hands to the ceiling and said:
“O great Ktoluh, turn on this iron machine, I promise to turn it on every day so that it sends you digital prayers, admin.
I pressed the button, turned on.

In the bus, the mother says to the baby: You want to sleep, and you are crying for 10 minutes. I could sleep for 10 minutes!
If you want to sleep, sleep! What is unclear?
My husband is 48 years old. When he can’t sleep, he cries, knocks at the door, cries.)

Unfortunately, we didn’t buy more quas yesterday, and in the evening the windows would be broken.
In the European?
In the European

But the first places there are mainly occupied by the principle of "your, see what kind of fig got on the stage!".
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You directly sounded my thoughts when I watched the victory of Bilan :)

It shouldn’t die :)

Yulia Agapova, BAHTYC (Bantyk), the man of three wishes, SKYPIDAR, Olya Death, Pushticks and the talking ass, the firefighters who stumbled, the friend of the vapors of Kesha, the orange uncles, the students with the puppets at the stop, people, where are you all?! Go back!! to

The author is this:
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Rogozin: From July 1, the transmission of the GPS signal in the Russian Federation through American stations will be stopped.
If the negotiations on the placement of GLONASS in the United States do not come out of a deadlock.
What about maps and stars?
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Not the transmission of the GPS signal in the Russian Federation will be stopped, but the work of the ground control stations of the orbital grouping of the GPS system will be suspended, which will lead to a maximum to some decrease in positioning accuracy for receivers supporting only GPS. Read the primary sources not diagonally and do not misinformation the public even on a humorous site.

Let us enjoy the moment.
Is it a toxicoman?

XXX: What is your favorite color?
Look at me and tell me what my favorite color is.
XXX is black?
Yyy: not guessed, dark green
You are dressed in black.
Yyy: very dark green.

On the third night I suffer from insomnia. I look at the cat and envy - he is well, any food for him acts as a sleeping pill.