Briefly about myself:
I have a perfect mastery of the Technique of Destruction.
My, by the way, at the age of 7 took birth from a rat - well, it wasn't an adult home, and a rat, pregnant with 12 children, could not reach the tail. The son, realizing that something was wrong here, got the book "Diseases of Dogs" from the shelf, found the section on obstetrics and gynecology and safely broke the fetal blisters, shaken the rats and placed the mommy under the nipples, and the mommy of the umbilical cord was chewing them. When I got home, I got six or seven. When the birth ended safely and we were able to translate the spirit, I began to find out from my son how he guessed the guide to apply. The answer was brief and logical: Dogs are mammals, rats too. Therefore, they should not be very different in the sense of birth!"
Commentary on the distribution of the film on the tracker:
Screenshots on the dial is enough.
Luncis: 100% e*lan - straight as from the pages of the red book.
When did it become an extinct species?
As they say. Not 100% of course, but... say so... a sharper mind requires more sophisticated music. Just observations.
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Little, don’t laugh, for fans of complex music, this Lennon is like Leps.
Can you name at least three Russian tenors of the last century, or are you specializing only in glasses?
No, though, the furia breaks, washes the man who came from the side, then leaves his, gently smoothing his head. And Brad too. Damn not to go to the left. What is the fault of the tempter?
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Forget them all!
“You’re a fool,” said the grandmother to her grandfather, “why did you ask the goldfish for the gold rain?”
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What’s interesting: Everyone is in a hurry!!! After the accident no more rush!! The question. If you don’t need to go anywhere after the accident, then maybe you don’t have to rush before the accident! ?
My aunt is now working as a doctor in the hospital. I say something, I ask:
Do you do fluorography every year?
Yes every year.
And HIV too?
Well, yes, and HIV, hypatitis... Like prostitutes
My wife is studying "in law". Pleased with the phrase:
The longnose flew into the window, I struck him, and he lay down and continued the movement!
Every retired biologist teacher has a skeleton in her closet, illegally squeezed and stolen from her school office.
The MLA!! This is definitely not a humorous site, but a forum of grandmothers at the basement. That they are not accepted in the company on the shop - do you argue here? Or have you been charged for exceeding the norm of boredom?
For just 20 kilobacks, Martin is ready in his next book to kill you with a terrible and painful death.
Yyy: Now I seem to understand why Homer added an extensive list of ships to Iliad.
This is:
When I was young, I thought so, and then I met the third type: people who don’t think at all, never, but do. They meet quite often.
You may not believe, but there is a fourth type. They think a lot, but do nothing.
Recall of the book:
"I still regret one and a half thousand tenge for this. I’d rather drink it!"
There are too many counterfeits among human materials.
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I would like to have a syringe with the drug Logica, so that it can be injected into a girl and in 5 seconds her eyes opened wide and she said, "My God, I am wrong and behave like a hysterical fool! I would fall on my knees before her and cry out of happiness.
You are of course right. But when people with a level of development, like from the most deaf village, remain near you, don’t be surprised.
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And from what, forgive me, the knowledge about the glasses that the musician was wearing is an indicator of the level of development? As for me, this is nothing more than an indicator of musical preferences that say nothing at all. It is forgiving in adolescence to judge people by what kind of music they listen to. It is no longer for adults.
House: Yes, the patient has muscle spasms, light fears, unreasonable aggression.
Assistants of the House: 0
Woman: Yes, this is rage, luzers
House: She is angry.
I am 0_0
The wife followed. Review of "Follow"
From the group Childfrey:
There have been a lot of bans lately. You can’t smoke, download music, watch movies... Well, that’s formal. You come to the store and the cigarette shelves are empty, you will no longer see cherry cigarettes in the tent, you open your playlist with video and music and you see gaps.
Next to the house there is an elegant candy store, there is everything, it is great. I approach the large window, and it is empty. In the middle of the day, no cakes, no cakes... I raise my eyes and ask with horror:
Cake is also banned.