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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №89887
 19.11.2013
The only free, effective and publicly available doctor in our country is the pharmacist! He will listen, diagnose, prescribe treatment and sell medicines.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89886
 19.11.2013
I gave my wife a cat. He called him Biker.
Fuck, now my wife is sleeping with a backer. O_O

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №89885
 19.11.2013
Thanks to this precedent, it is now possible to shut down absolutely any media.
There is no precedent right.
Written by starick, today at 15.14

Starick: Well yes. and unprecedented.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №89884
 19.11.2013
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I was asked to write a bunch of texts about rubber carpets. Fuck, I have an imagination breaking up about them. :(
YYYY :
Rubber carpets for sex in the rain.
For those who are alone, and for those who are together,
There is no dude without a rubber, everyone knows that.
Fuck your health in the carpet!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №89883
 19.11.2013
I enter the house - the whole bed is overwhelmed, a dirty bathing towel on it, next to it is a whiskey and a plate with a branch...
Well, everything is clear with them...
And why did these fools try to inject the cat without me?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89882
 19.11.2013
A new type of dating site has been discovered. The intellectual drummer.
Hey baby, what about good sex? Do you know how to make a deep mine? Taxi is compensated.
Thank you, but I’m not interested.
X: Sorry for the worry.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89881
 18.11.2013
SaZoN: Do you want the stupidest question from me?
Byss: Let it go. =) is
SaZoN: What a song (he heard on the ringtone). Introduction: U-a-a-a be careful! a-a-a-a - each "a" separately and clearly pronounced, but quickly.
Byss to Oiaebu. OO
Stop the roasting. I already borrowed all my friends in a couple of days.
Byss: I can’t, I’ll be roasting all day now. = = )
SaZoN: I thought SOAD – all the popular listened, not they
Byss: Oh, I only think of Disturbed – Down with the Sickness.
Sazon is blue. Shubhawwwwwwww. You are Shazam!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №89880
 18.11.2013
A few days you won't drink - and immediately health doesn't bother, a good morning, a good mood, energy - at least give away! Life is so beautiful! :)
YYY: And you think right away, maybe a beer?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89879
 18.11.2013
Who made the orders?
Tagged: light
Do we need food for cats with genitourinary problems?
WOW: Yes
xxxh: it is written here, "feed for urogenital cats"...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89878
 18.11.2013
No, I understand everything... I respect people who try to think, though nothing, and write “why”.
But ethical compot, how can you write "Sheremetyeh-2"???! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №89877
 18.11.2013
I barely laughed...
I got my iPhone 5 for repair. is not included. I asked in advance what happened.
I stayed there for two hours and dropped...
Someone told the blonde that this model sometimes swallows, and in order to cure it, it needs to be heated in the microwave.
What was done.
Here, I wait for the hands to start listening after the whisper to see if all the paths on the plate have burned. Just for interest.
Yes... apparently, our undereducation with a hundred percent guarantee releases clinical idiots.

[ + 45 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89876
 18.11.2013
to this:

>> He took the children to the circus on the copper. In the arena of canoes. Sprechtalmeister announces the "death number" - a pyramid of 4 people.

How, well KAAAAAK could be written "on copper" (!!!) - and immediately after that to write a sprinklemaster without a single mistake?!! How?! My world is broken :(

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89875
 18.11.2013
by JJ
The unsaturated Google Maps reached our suburban impasse and photographed my home and the site with disgracefully large plans. Now new careers: - Let's get this dried bush finally cleaned, before Google uncomfortable!

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89874
 18.11.2013
From the section of self-publishing:
XX: Question to the authors. What type of text editor do you use? I just write on word and there are too many mistakes. Could you suggest an alternative? And the deduction helps me little yet the whole sea of mistakes remains.
A suitable alternative is the purchase of a textbook of the Russian language and its study.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89873
 18.11.2013
How I Overcame the 4GB Limit on Windows XP 32bit.

The first comment:

wscms
What a low fraud.
Half of fun

and A.S. Pushkin

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89872
 18.11.2013
Today I learned a new expression: instead of the simple "to fuck it knows", you can say " at the moment this is the cause of discussions".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89871
 18.11.2013
Someone, like the author, thought I was looking at her too. I was rude at her and her throwing the frogs in the miniature.
I looked at the wall because I was doing gymnastics for the eyes.
She invented herself...
— — —
It was you who invented it, and she did gymnastics for beds.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89870
 18.11.2013
One day, my friend and I found a cassette with a porn movie from our parents and turned it on, we were five or six years old. She immediately cried out, “I think they’re cutting meat there!” and we turned it off.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №89869
 18.11.2013
Mikropolyp Gundyaev in the television program "The Word of the Shepherd" fed the herd with the assertion that even a fire angel who descended on the Red Square will not convince the stubborn unbelievers of the existence of God.

Gundyaev did not specify that it will not convince the "insistent" - from what point a certain fire miracle-judo on the Red Square should testify to someone about Christ? Would anyone take him for the fire of Jinn and immediately convert to Islam? And the rest will rather take for a high-quality laser hologram (well, until the angel begins with the Lord's love of gray and killing everyone to the right and left - then they will understand that aliens have attacked)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №89868
 18.11.2013
It is not "transformed". I went out in the morning and it was frozen. He took the car, followed his seven-year-old son and took him to school. Along the way there is a breakdown with a descent to the lower level by 270 degrees. I go into it smoothly, so that it doesn’t fall, but the back of the car still “threw” and I go through the entire descent in a spectacular takeover worthy of any Hollywood movie. Realizing that next time may not be lucky, and someone may suffer, I give a thought out loud:
I need to change clothes.
And I will change my clothes".

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