Neradence: Immediately it is apparent that he and I are two adults. We can talk about work, or about sex, or about sex with work.

The truth about the cat:

Kotte with the mouthpiece turned on generates an emi-impulse and waits for disturbances in his catch (there are problems with terminology (kottecontur?)) and pushes with its emi-mortar negative outrage in the human field.

Poroshenko swore to hold his hand on a candy box

Fuck, they’re all clever guys.
In order for the child not to bustle, left for a minute without supervision, it is enough to remove dangerous objects from his access. Falling on a flat place, a healthy child, of course, will not break anything. You can also cook, wash and clean in the presence of a child who helps or just plays next to you. Well, finally, even a one-year-old child, with whom enough to communicate, can play a couple of minutes, which is enough to go to the toilet. I see my kids every day."
I am glad for you, really. Yesterday, my daughter (3 years old), quietly walked, stumbled in a flat place, fell, "cloned" the floor, broke her tooth! The right is cut off. She fell home, on the floor, there were no toys or anything else on the floor, the floor was not slippery, she just walked and fell. Half a meter from me. I saw it, I didn’t have time to jump. No need for bla-bla. Everything happens, even to the most caring and attentive ideal mothers, not to mention us, ordinary mortal, ordinary imperfect mothers.

It is pleasant on a hot summer day, after watching a good movie, drinking ice beer from a glass, to realize that only this thin, transparent foil separates me from that unknown fucking fool who ran into the open window and fuck about the foil, then about the glass.

Shash chased two flies around the kitchen with screams of piss you cock

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The sense of humor sometimes changes with the sense of tact.

What can be fun at the funeral of a deserved person, despite the fact that during these funerals almost died another person? Give this to the screenwriters. Let them try to wipe out laughter through tears, as life did. History is real.

They buried a physician - a resuscitator, a man of honour, a teacher of the local medical institute, who lived and died in dignity while still being a very combat professional unit in considerable years.

Accordingly, in the mourning room, in addition to relatives and just acquaintances, colleagues gathered, that is, almost all the non-working staff of the resuscitation and anesthesiology of the regional Russian town.

And right on the stairs of the mourning hall was bad for one grandfather, who came to this sad event together with his wife-doctor. Not only bad, but bad to a complete heart stop.

It is clear that immediately on the stairs the most worthy of the present practitioners (here is where the real rating in this closed world) began to conduct resuscitation activities. Under the valuable instructions of the present from the teaching staff. Under the attentive professional views of colleagues - so a person about 50 only the most sought-after medical specialty in this case, not counting women therapists, cardiologists and other radiologists.

The emergency “ambulance” arrived. The young lady-fieldserie was not immediately oriented.

Everyone has split up! She tried to command.
How we split up! Defibrillator here and... (hereinafter the names of drugs from those that are intravenously) quickly!

The girl tried to object to something, but she was quickly explained her role and she was no longer illuminated. Moreover, since the defibrillator was not charged, the medicines are not all available. The girl and her boss promised a breakup, but later.

After some time, the grandfather was taken into the car and twenty minutes later the ambulance was called. Here it was already a matter of professional honor, though with bare hands, but to bring the started to a victorious end. Gambling if you want. Especially since the deceased, about whom for a while everyone forgot, from his own - will understand and will not condemn for the delay in the event.

“Happy!” – and “Accident”, carrying a lucky man accompanied by two winners and a girl, fell to the hospital.

The joyful excitement of the people who did the hard work accompanied the further ceremony, but did not curb anyone. The funeral was really bright – laughter through tears.

And I was personally reached by one of the local gurus, who observed with professional cynicism: "Judging by the time how many whispered, the grandfather was really going to die. But it was a painful time and place he chose for it.”

P.S Grandfather is still alive.

Roses and Hello! Not seen for a hundred years. How are your boys? Did he play the violin so well?! to
Sevochka is a famous violinist who travels around the world with concerts. Married...
Oh how good!
A good show? Married to Goya!
Oh yeah yeah! What about Target? He did math so well!
- Mishenka is a candidate, writes a doctoral. Married...
Oh how good!
What is good?! And he got married in Goa!
The nightmare! And how is it? Did he play ballet?! to
She works in the Big Theatre. Trouble too! Isaac lives with a boy.
“Rose, I’m afraid to ask... Is the boy a Jew?! to

You scientists are all angry.
We are not angry. We lack material for experience.

Something I cut off yesterday's last series "Splash" by Kuprin. There the doctor pronounces: "Because of general hypothermia, the patient received a brain shock." I am still thinking about how it happened.

YYY :
Who is curious, graduation well or for more than half of our group just the award of diplomas will be 4.07, accurate information!
I like
XXX is:
You are almost an engineer and you should understand that half is 50%. It can’t be bigger or smaller ;))
YYY :
It’s funny, can you laugh?
and ZZZ:
Still not yet. After the award of the diploma, which will be written that you are an engineer, it will be possible.

The child considers a new color, on one of the pages a smiling witch blends some greenhouse in the boiler. The child (joyfully): "Mom, look! The Wizard of Kashima!" So I wanted to add "and the fairy borsh".

There are two refrigerators in the room.
One in the kitchen, the other in the hallway.
The first is used for the purpose of storing products.
In the second we call short - double.
There are spare keys from the office.
notes for/and from the boss and the lady, garbage bags for the cleaner.
such a thing is convenient, no safe with the Internet for data delivery has yet been matched with it.

The new employees are a little crazy, but they get used to it quickly.

Just a reminder for this:

They are not fighting for a person’s health, but for his wallet. Therefore, there are hysterical actions >and laws "anti-smoking", but no one is calling for the closure of tobacco factories. If the factories are closed, the people will quit smoking. Danish will stop paying.
...

We have already cut off the vineyards.

My friend sells beer in the park.
He: throw what a gesture, the beer in the freezer held, it turned into ice. Today it melted, I opened the bowl, and there was beer without gas.
I: Mda, now drink it, do not lose the good.
He says, I will sell her. I will offer a higher price. Beer without gas. Interesting to try. Marketing of EPTA

xxx: There is nothing so annoying as the presence in the file folder "Final version.doc" and "Final version1.doc"

(Haber, discussion of extraterrestrial life)

The Battalion:
Carbon compounds (organic only) are more than 8,000,000, inorganic compounds - slightly more than 400,000 (including silicon). With the exception of our planet, there is an abnormal amount of silicon and very little carbon on Earth. Guess what we are made of?

Singerofthefall :
With the exception of our planet, on Earth
Hey... I greet you, brothers of understanding? and ;)

I remembered after watching "Besov"... My daughter has a school friend, we love him gently, a wonderful person. Calls somewhere at midnight, says that he went from wife to girlfriend to a rental apartment, it is cold and there is no dishes, so he will now go for socks and a bowl. A shit question, found for him and socks and a bowl (although the son-in-law was very dissatisfied). Approximately six months later, calls, complains - with the girl broke up, life is meaningless, sits reading "Besov", thought, may also hang up, raises his head... Dirty euro repair - everywhere point lights - NO ONE BROWN on the ceiling in the entire apartment!!! So a good repair saved a person’s life, which I am very pleased with.

The question:
= the =
That’s what you call "beautiful’"? What a foolish thing! What if there was a man who did not read the Lord of the Rings? For example, he has a good taste! He would give her up immediately in psychic after such a crazy tirade!
= the =
Oh yeah, and if with your good taste the Lord of the Rings doesn’t read or look... how do you know what it’s about?