From a conversation with an old acquaintance:

You're one of the most frightened girls with strange attachments to fools, of all I know.)

Someone has to be attached to it =)

A huge stone at the end of a not very long rope.

From the discussion of a face trainer for $50:
Shadow: I think it would be possible to chew a resor slide from the volga for 50 bits. You pump your face in times more effective :)))

The disgraceful:

The problem is that culture on people is a relatively thin shell under which the bloodthirsty savage still lives. And when the "shell" is broken...
By the way, the same Chikatilo was convicted. He killed half a hundred people while remaining mentally normal. As we are with you.

It is the culture you are talking about that only a few people have, the majority are satisfied with comparative civilization, that is. They are slightly washed and thrown with their fists not all in a row, some successfully do without these excesses.
And with Chikatilo, I think you are consciously overwhelming. Many times it has been written and said that at that time there was a secret rule, according to which such spiders were recognized as convicted, which allowed them to be sentenced to death, in order not to excite excitement in the masses again.

From the correspondence:
Please be objective and not blame the facts.

On one of the sports sites to the news: "in the deal on Neymar was included an orgy for his father" the comment that got the most likes: "all, I give my son to football!"

Who and what was looking from my phone that all the contextual advertising offers me to buy a "flying fairy"?

One day, a twenty-year-old girlfriend was home alone and in the morning walked in the appropriate shape in which girls go home when they think they are alone. And she thought so. It turned out that at night Dad came and slept in the room on the couch, covering his head with a blanket. Interesting are the words of the dad when he turned to the other side and saw the daughter in this form:
Why are you walking this way? Do you think Dad is old? Dad is not old yet, he can still give on the pope - it's painful!! to

The two worlds:
Someone bought an ahen TV.
YYY: No, it was someone who threw out the ahen box.

student
What do you think is hollow inside: a ball or a sphere? by 21:33:46
Dmitry
The Sphere. Monolithic bullet 21:34:12
student
But it is strange that the balloon is hollow 21:34:36
Although, if you think, we call a ball the air that is inside the spherical shell.
But then you can not hold anything in your hands, claiming that you have a balloon in your hands.

All my life I was angry when I was told that a woman is stupid, don’t lie down. I was in the bathroom today, and I agree with this argument. I went to the toilet in one room, the line of people 10+, 8 closed cabins, but 5 green icons - not occupied. I am not really busy. Others looked at me as if I was sick. Now I understand all the jokes that women are stupid.

Aaa: Most people almost never climb without a line. And almost no one likes when someone else tries to go through without a line. Surprisingly, this established world order is disrupted by the escalators. I’m not talking about people walking around on the left to run down the stairs. No is. People walk to the right and climb in front of others. There is an astonishing vision aberration. Half-circle of the crowd at the escalator for some reason ceases to be perceived as a line.

BBB: The same is practiced in traffic jams. Circuits on the side, on the lane for turns, etc.

ccc: This is inherited to us - our sperm to the egg was also not in line)

In big politics there is no word shrimpzli, there is only the word promijdanili.

A friend is not the one you drink with, but the one you don’t drink with.

Tonight I was awakened by a bored and drunk voice coming out of the street. “Yanaiah! Jannah is! “Where are you, Jannah?” Ten minutes without stopping. It was hot and dull outside, so there was no desire to close the window. But another desire was awakened - to go out and hit the young Romeo on the back. Nervously smoking a cigarette, I began to watch the figure running under the window, thinking how much I am enough to overcome the laziness of dressing. “Yanaiah! “Yannah!” He continued to scream. Here I hear from the neighboring window a subtle voice: “What, sweet?” “Yana, I love you!“His voice was noticeably increased. “I am you, my dear. Now go to bed, I’ll call you tomorrow.” “Good day!” With these words, the figure, with a joyful jump, began to quickly move away from the house.
My neighbor is a very ingenious girl. She is not Anna, she is Natasha.

Manya, a cleaner who has worked at the airport for 15 years, knows the phrase in 70 languages: Wherever you go, I just washed!

At the last consultation before the EGE, the Russian language teacher handed prayer to the whole class. She, like no one else in her class, knew what her students were capable of!

The internet is unpredictable.
I wanted a chest, but in the second half I entered: "sisechu". It was suggested to correct on the "Sisebut"... Well clear pen I agreed... now, instead of looking at the breasts, I sit reading about the King of Westgoth...
The loser.

by Peter. In the courtyard on the rugged gates with a green balloon, it is laconically stated:
"They say green calms"
It is written with a yellow balloon.
Nothing has annoyed me more.

DerArto: Kazakhstan, Russia and Belarus have a tradition: from time to time to gather together and form some kind of alliance.

Walk with a child (3 years old). We stopped to see a real tank monument standing on the stand. I draw his attention to the flowers at the monument, tell about the memory of the heroes. Then I notice the beer bottles hanging on the tank's doule, I say, say, sadly, what the tank turned into. and Ilya. Without thinking:
The enemy hanged.
I had to agree...