I’m 19 years old, and it’s probably not normal in today’s world, but I’ve loved policemen since I was a kid. For some reason, when I see policemen patroling the subway station, the soul becomes somewhat calmer.
I'm coming from college today and I'm in a good mood. I see, on the "Belarus radial" there are two, well, something bothered me to approach them.
I approach and say:
“Do you know how calm it becomes when you see the passengers in the subway being guarded by the police. Thanks to you!
One officer says to another:
“Mlya, Siroga, another smoked, we take it.
It was the first time I had a drug test.
Say good things to people...

The new President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko announced that he will restore the economy of the country, destroyed under Yanukovych, in which the Minister of Economic Development was Petro Poroshenko.

The time machine exists.
Syrian scientists last year with her help managed to capture a video of how militias yesterday detonated an anti-aircraft missile system in Donetsk!
It is true that they have a glut: for some reason they thought they had it in Syria.

Can the Russian TV be lying?! to

You are the wrong optimist. Look as you should. All shops and shops were forced to remove cigarettes from the windows. To our smoking tribe. But there is a positive point in this: now on the question "Is there a Malboro light?" no hammer-seller will rush "On the window, everything, eyes of mind!"

Requirements for the candidate
The Education:...
Experience of work:...
Requirements: good PC knowledge, mindfulness, the desire to grow and develop in the laboratory

Yesterday I met a guy, Vova Sutener.
He is actually a philphak student. The name is because he’s the only guy in the group.)

If in 1985 a young lieutenant of the 876th separate landing and assault battalion of the Marines of the Northern Fleet Sergei Kulchitsky was told that twenty-nine years later, he, already a general, would be burned in a Mi-8 helicopter by the Russians! the militias against whom he will carry out punishment (!!) Operation in Ukraine!!!Serena would probably just laugh.

Mail in the chat:
Someone : Hi!
I say hello)
Someone: What is your name?
by Irina
Show me your breasts.
I: How about you?
See also: Anton
How old are you, Antonia?
18 and you?
You are still a little boy, I am 25.
I like the older ones! :)
I: I too...

I turned on the TV and the rhinos were fucking. I didn’t turn off the TV because I don’t see it often.

DerArto: If you suddenly stumbled on a cat or washed someone else's shirt, then you can smooth your guilt both literally and translatively.

Really cool is not the one who became a space tourist, but the one who ordered a prostitute there!

"Thanks to you":
For this miracle:

xxx: May 31 with Pasha we go out of the food store, I ask: "Sumky in the luggage?", which I hear the answer: "No, there is a tree". We never had a tree at home. In the courtyard on May 31.

Then, of course, it turned out – his mother is doing repairs, and he decided to take her tree until she threw it out so that we finally had a normal New Year.

XX: But at first I was a little in shock.

This is very important....

Did he take a tree from his mother in May while she (mother) is her (tree) - or vice versa??? - did not throw out (ah, may in the courtyard, how-no-how) that they finally had a normal New Year - ah, in half a year, yeah. Fuck you!!! to
Friend's reaction: "But at first I was a bit shocked." At first!!! very little!! Blah a-a-a!! I’m still in a deep shower of this eloxy hatchback! And she - "a little in shock, at first"... And then, meaning, - caneshna, take, NORMAL NEW YEAR (next) we will meet.... or the previous??? Is it better late than never?
"Stop the Earth, I will descend" in nature...
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The tree is artificial. A normal new year in perspective.
You can fall, but no one will stop the planet for the sake of idiots. Somehow by myself.

I am not afraid of other people. I fear myself. No one has hurt me as much as I did myself.

From VKontakte.
The Black Mirror
Sorry, but you have to know the truth. Late at night, between 2 and 3 o’clock at night, go to the bathroom, never turn on the light, take a lighter or light bulb with you. Close the door behind you and stand in the dark, turn your face to the mirror, for 5 minutes try to look in the mirror in the outer dark, then try to light the lighting / scream with a light bulb, but only once, if you fail, then immediately, immediately open the door and as quietly as possible, without making abrupt movements, leave the bathroom and turn on the light. If you succeed... well, you will learn and learn a lot of new things, but I once again apologize to you for this.

The stones:
I saw my brother. Should it be?

I did everything as written, but I did not see your brother. Probably mistaken in something...

My friend complained about a creative mess.

The real mess on the table is when you find the calendar for the 98th year...

In earn to die Gluck noticed that when you fly over zombies without even hitting them, they still die.
Yyy: and when you fly over them, they shake their head and break their neck =)
That is logical. ?

Comments on Neutron Stars:

sly2m: I can’t imagine what force it takes to squeeze the planet to a walnut, with all its diamonds and hard rocks.

Lying on the couch will not work. You have to go to the gym, go to the gym.

We remove the small from the pampers. The process is not yet established, but, as they say, not the gods of the potts about. I pretend loudly the current affairs: yes, it is to lick, wash the described...
Man, melancholy: "Describe the washed..."

and----
You go into the army. They love to sing in choir. In a sober way, yes. Without any special reasons.
— — — —

The army is such a mysterious place where people on a sober head do such things that on a citizen's not even every drunk will come to mind.

Nirvana is Nirvana.

Goy issi, the traveler! Come here!
Be healthy, good man!
Do you have tobacco?
I have not smoked since I was a child.
Why so bold? When will I find?
Try it if your health is not offended.