Try to smash less steroids to a child, a normal child will not have the strength to turn the pen on a plastic window
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I can't sleep now, I'll think what my 2-year-old son was wrapped up when I was locked up on the balcony (plastic windows and doors), and then I freed him.

I will add:

A woman in the gym walks on a runway for 40 minutes on a walk. Then he leaves in the car. Do I know something about this world?
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This is "100 years" Stop the shit! Is there anything that can force you to walk on the road instead of on the street? Fear of wandering dogs, robbers, breaking their legs in holes that instead of asphalt, reluctance to breathe exhausts (if there is no park)... and thousands of reasons! Don’t count someone else’s money: if a person wants to pay for sports, it’s more convenient for him.

Money is not IMHO. Why do you need to drive a car after the gym - you need to go to the store for heavy shopping, go for the child to the kindergarten, meet your mother from the station, drive the car for repair, go to the country, and in the end, the favorite gym can be many kilometers from home.

One of them was going to a concert in Moscow.
His grandmother walked and worshipped him.
Oh, do not fly you, granddaughter, to that Moscow! I dreamed of water, it was bad.
You will be taken to "House 2" and then to the organs!

‎‎Viktoria Sokolova‎: yesterday in the electric car, accidentally read the sms of a grandfather sitting next door: dear, I am eating, I take a fist

xxx: However, the series Ukraine and completely overshadowed Game of Thrones.

From Tabu:

XXX is welcome! I sat drunk behind the compound. I found Yandexbar this morning.
YYY: Are you already on Yandex?

A woman in the gym walks on a runway for 40 minutes on a walk. Then he leaves in the car. Do I know something about this world?
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This is "100 years" Stop the shit! Is there anything that can force you to walk on the road instead of on the street? Fear of wandering dogs, robbers, breaking their legs in holes that instead of asphalt, reluctance to breathe exhausts (if there is no park)... and thousands of reasons! Don’t count someone else’s money: if a person wants to pay for sports, it’s more convenient for him.

xxx: here you dump the base, until tomorrow you have to figure out which %object_name% wrongly loaded
YYY: I won’t have time until tomorrow, I see this base for the first time. Explain what is stored there.
When you saw your grandmother naked for the first time, did you ask your neighbor to explain?
yyy: so there is an intuitive interface)

xxx: once once a pudding pudding
Yyy: Alexander Ivanovich, you are already registered!

Vladimir
It will not be worse

Roman is
Worse can always be.
There is no limit to perfection.
The perfect shit.

Our gym, the fox, the most brutal hall in the world... The girl administrator turned home-2 on all the screens, sounded in all the columns and left for an hour. We walked under house 2. The biggest cat was hysterical, he was trying to break the power wire, the stick was trying to pull out the plug... Even in the gym house 2 reached me...

I went to my wife’s village. The chair. They sent to the basement for a variety of salads, and a nephew (wife) called for help. We go down. The light on the stairs does not light up (the lamp is overburned). The small door into the basement to the touch stumbled - does not open. Since it is not visible, and the phone is left, I get a pen with a blue LED light from the load pocket (when pressing the backlight he is quietly feeding) and I open the sunset. PACAN: "Don’t just say it’s a sound screwdriver".

So I worked as a programmer. And to the question "Who are you working for?" I answered as is. As a result, all my acquaintances and friends call and drag me their system drives, notebooks and even phones for repair, asking for a choice of a travel device to update. All explanations about the difference between a database programmer and a computer slider are empty. In one "great" day, it all broke out for me. And to the question "Who are you working for?" I began to answer "Architect of Databases and Software Shells". The calls are silent. But yesterday a friend called and asked to help him design a variety in the country.

Amethyst, do you think? All of this, yesterday one grandmother touched me with her finger and cried out to the whole courtyard: “HON ANANIST!!!” He does not believe in God!!and "

I am embarrassed by something in the MTS advertisement when my husband comes home and he has some man in the kitchen?? to

I walk with a 10-year-old daughter, during a conversation I find out about a bad assessment and hit her...
Why are you silent?! The answer killed: Mom, wait, I haven’t invented the revenge yet.

Questions to the Auditor:
Can an employee be fired if he returns from the hospital?
O_O

My pregnancy took place in the USSR. No such fantasies arose - the cabbage splashed into the banks, the straw crumbled, the smell of peelings liked it. Then oranges were available for 2 months a year, and we didn’t know about kiwi. I’m not saying it’s good, I’m not nostalgic. But do you not think that the desires of current pregnant women are due to the abundance of products and the 24-hour shops?

Sanya is one of those people about whom one can say that this man is the shit of his own happiness.

to this:

Post title "Unbelievably realistic rolled cats".

I was scared when I read the book.
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"(from the ad): Bring your cat to us, we will photograph it in the showroom, and you will get a 25% discount."

I read "In Shaurma" for the first time.