Opened my business (IP) - I cook and sell fast food on the beach. I sadly say to my husband: “A former teacher, a red diploma, a postgraduate degree – and I stand, I sell food” and he answers: “You say it differently – a former teacher, a red diploma, a postgraduate degree, your own business.” It’s all about the formulations!

Announcements on the airport:
Sam cat with blue eyes invites cats WITHOUT harmful habits the process of snatching filmed on video after which payment

No need to comment, everything is said.

XXX is
Hell is full.
A lot of work just from the ship.
by Fuck

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"from the ship to the shit", I hid this for descendants)

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c) Pelewine

There is no corruption in the states. Nothing like min. The U.S. defense has not on the expenses of the edak 15 years, it happens, they are all there as one honest. In America, of course, there is no religious obscurity, it is nothing that over 9,000 sects have roots in America and consist of many world-famous people. The civil rights? You lie on a beach in Florida, and you will be caught in the ass and in the bag, and you will find yourself in the sanatorium of Guantanamo with a lighthouse in your ass. Occupy Wall Street? On the stalk and pear spray in the jewel. What is it with you, water gun, hm, better shoot, and then look closer?
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The U.S. Department of Defense reports on expenses every year. Moreover, Chief Financial Officer is a civil, not military position. Over 9,000 sect is much better than one for the whole country that has collapsed with the state - they do not let each other protect. And the Supreme Court sailed them to her with their leaps as early as 1925. Surface spray in the frog is, of course, unpleasant. But the outcome of the story was the punishment of the officer who made this shame, and the outcome of the story is the sentences of the victims - feel, fool, the difference. As for the water pistol, it is an inevitable consequence of permission to carry a weapon. Even young children know that there is no need to send anything like a gun to the police officer. This is a simple rule along with "Don’t run on the highway".

with VK

A small reminder

Small shitters on killed scooters, riding the courtyards at wild speed and without helmets - you are small shitters.
P.s Your parents are shit too.
I have everything

I don’t see your favorite jeans.
I threw them out.
Why is?
I felt like a bee.
How is it?
in the ass.

The crowd went to Maleficent. One of us after the movie noticed:
This is what she is, the female Hallboy.

Our department is dragged into a civil war - for disconnecting the air conditioner. In these harsh times, when the diluted air from the air conditioner has thickened over our heads, no one can afford the luxury of staying aside. Everyone is obliged to make a difficult moral choice and join one of the sides, because when evil is created around - inaction - the most terrible of crimes.

Oh this war for air conditioning! How many songs are composed about this, how much sweat and blood is shed in the battles for the control, how many copies are broken in verbal interruptions! So far, none of the sides has gained the top. They will come together in the last battle...Look in July. in all offices of the country.

Vitaly Klitschko: “The best armor is the compensation your family will receive if you are shot.”

Well, you know, Ukrainians, after this you will seriously think about why Maidan stood.

We went to the cafe and instead of calanques there now "Aromatic Steam", discussion today:

Hahahah, we had a good smell yesterday :)))
Yes, now people do not smoke, but inhale fragrance steam, and in the winter in the closed cafes will warm their teeth.

Anti-Tobacco Day 4
Hypermarket in the city of N.
There are no tobacco products in the box, I find a consultant to find out where the cigarettes are.
I: Hi, please tell me where you have your cigarettes.
Q: Of course I apologize, but under the new law I have no right to tell you where tobacco products are located!
I: That is, I have to find cigarettes in a huge store myself?
K : Yes!
For a while I felt like a treasurer looking into every cracks to find the same thing.

We eat with a friend in Voronezh, he is the first time in the city. I say "And this is the Southwest Cemetery! I celebrated my 17th birthday in front of him in the woods. He said, “Who did you get a gift?”

A discussion on the forum about a aunt who stole a newly planted Tuia seed in the night and got on the video surveillance camera recording.
Yes, pls, the times have come, we put around the cameras, neither to shoot anything now, neither to suck, nor to fuck...

I read the letter. Thank you for your understanding, and for the fact that you donated your savings to the NFP "Sberfond RESO". I open my eyes wide from surprise, and no, seemed to have trusted, not given.

From Picaboo:
HELLPhoenix: A man is an accidentally surviving boy.

here here :

Yatsenyuk: We understand that the price is $ 268. The United States was nothing but a bribe of the previous power. However, we consider this price a market price and insist onining that price.

How is? How can two mutually exclusive thoughts be placed in one head? Is it a bribe or a market price?? to
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Take a closer look at that head. Obviously, there are two thoughts not held together at the same time. One after the pronouncement immediately collapses somewhere, apparently, in the ass area.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Have I never answered you??? I have no forgiveness :)
Don’t worry, I understand and forgive you.
You are the perfect man -> you do not exist -> I say to myself -> am I crazy??? to

A friend explains my actions:
e: You will go up to our office, you will meet a person who seems to do doher, but actually does not doher, and will direct you to a person who seems to doher not, but actually does doher.
The first person was the secretary, and the second was the sys-admin.

- We go to nature, catch Mika and we go tomorrow.
I can’t Mika.
It’s the first time I’ve heard that Mia doesn’t want nature.
He wants but cannot.
Is it how?
- In the hospital he is closed, a fracture of the lower jaw and a pair of ribs.
He fell from the motorcycle again.
This time it’s all about humor. Meanwhile, Mika is in the elevator. A boy and a girl standing on his back. Here this ballbus gets a mask like in the movie of Pila (who knows why he pulled her with him) and says he wants to play with them in one game. They turn and the elevator is stuck and the light is cut off. Who knew that these athletes were caratists, therefore, Mikha did not know. They then apologized heavily, but Mika had already lost his fucking sense of humor.

Call from the warehouse:
Our computers do not work!
I come. There is no network.
I approach the light. He lacks food.
Physically!
I ask:" where is the power adapter"? He is in their closet.
At first I didn’t even have the strength to stop.